Why didn’t anyone think of this when I was a kid?
When Santa says he’s going to take care of business, he does not f*ck around.
For the eighteenth day of your 25 Undead Christmas presents you are going to pick up several Perimeter Security Systems. These come with mono-filament line so string up across trails or doorways and when tripped they emit a 135 dB alarm. The uses for this are endless. Set up a trip line on the outer perimeter of your camp as an early warning system or place it across a door or barrier so you won’t be surprised if the undead push their way in.
Of course there is a downside. That 135 dB alarm is going to wake you up but is also going to pull in every zombie within miles – so make sure you us it wisely when you really need as much security as you can get.
I am so glad they didn’t show the next few minutes after taking this still.
This made me want to cry. I miss you Firefly.
For the seventeenth day of your 25 Undead Christmas presents you are going to want to make sure you have the ability to quietly reach out and take out one of the undead without drawing every biter around you down on your location. To do that you are going to buy this Compound Crossbow. You will be able to pick off undead from a distance while making barely any sound at all.
Whoever let this woman pick up this high powered revolver should have to pay a fine. That is way too much gun for this girl. She could have broken her nose or ended up with a few stitches in her forehead.
Not cool at all.
Give this girl a .22 and then maybe step it up to a .38 – but keep that monster away from her!
Deer season was especially tough for little Tyler that year.
This is the most awesome Holiday display ever. Now I get to see if my wife thinks so as well.
What could go wrong?