Survival Day 105 (Solar Shower)

After chopping your way through a horde of the undead this Solar Shower will seem like the best purchase you ever made. If you want to prove it, go get a gallon of pig or cow blood. Now pour it over your arms and your chest, let it dry, and then sleep in your sleeping bag.

Your sweat will turn some of it into a jelliefied mess, while the bits that are dry will just flake off. Within a week your and your sleeping bug will smell like rotting liquid garbage. If it were just the smell that would be one thing – but if you have any cuts or abrasions you are going to find yourself with some nasty infection or worse, wake up eating your friends because you got zombie blood into your system.

The reasons to keep this Solar Shower  in order of importance:

  1. Clean zombie muck off of you after you go machete to neck with the undead.
  2. Your TP supply will only last so long. Say hi to you new bidet.
  3. Want to impress that newly found member of your team who just happens to be a hottie? Let them get a shower.
  4. Dirty nasty sex is dirty and nasty after a two week camping trip. Now imagine a lifetime without bathing. Gross, take a shower before you get nasty.

Some of you might argue with my order of importance….Your wrong.

  • Viking Natures Solar Camp shower is great for camping trips and during emergencies when hot water isn’t available
  • Made of durable PVC, Uses solar energy to heat water
  • Separate fill cap; on/off valve
  • Strong handle for reliable hanging and carrying
  • Capacity: 5 gallons

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 105Solar ShowerHealth / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 104Boonie HatSurvival Clothing / Hunting
Survival Day 103Kindle VoyageBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 10210 Watt Hand Crank Pocket GeneratorTools / Bug Out Stuff / Bug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 101Portable Male Urinal SystemHealth / Survival Gear/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 100Fixed Blade SawTools / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 99Freighter Frame PackBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 98Bolt LockSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 97Camo Rain SuitWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 96Large Cache TubeGuns / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 9510 Pound Salt BucketFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 941,000-Pound Capacity Garden CartTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 93Steel Door Security BarSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 9220-Ounce Framing HammerTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 91D Handle ShovelTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 90Safety Shield With Anti Fog GogglesSafety / Bolt Hole Stuff / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 89Shelving Rack with WheelsBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 88Pinto BeansFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 87NailsSecurity / Tools/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 86RespiratorBug Out Stuff/ Survival Gear
Survival Day 85Mixed Tool SetTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 84Waterproof Phone CaseWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 8310200 mAh Power BankBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 82115 Hours Emergency CandlesBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 812000 Watt Super Quiet GeneratorBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 80Cut Proof Stainless Steel GlovesCooking / Weapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 79Push MowerTools / Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 78Compact Bolt CutterTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 77Survival Water BagsFood / Survival Gear
Survival Day 7640 Lb. Pail Emergency SugarFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 75Emergency Food Readiness KitFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 74Window AlarmsSurvival Gear / Home Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 73Tactical Leg HolsterWeapons / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 72Wall Mount Key SafeSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 71Subcom F - Folding Pocket KnifeWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 70Assegai Spear With Short ShaftBug Out Stuff / Weapons / Hunting
Survival Day 69Snow Peak HotlipsCooking / Bug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 68Pot LifterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 67Hiking SawBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 66Cold Steel Trail Boss AxBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 65Sterile Stapler Closure KitBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Medical
Survival Day 64Hammock Tree Hanging StrapsBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 63All-Purpose TarpBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 62Compact Pocket Monocular TelescopeBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 61Camo NettingSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 60Snap-Lock Plastic Hunting BlindSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5910′ Elevated Hunting PlatformSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 58Olive Green Privacy ScreenBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 57Rolling WorkShopTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 56LVL IIIA Ballistic HelmetArmor / Survival Gear
Survival Day 55M7-B BayonetKnife Porn / Survival Gear
Survival Day 54Sleep Eye MaskHealth / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5335 Pc Heavy Duty Tubeless Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5230,000 - 60,000 BTU Liquid Propane HeaterCold Weather Gear / Camping
Survival Day 5113W Portable Solar Panel ChargerCamping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 50Stainless Steel 1qt. Canteen With CupFood / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 49Crazy Bounce Star TargetShooting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 48Body WipesHealth / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 47Freescape Camp Kitchen KitFood / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 469 Cup Coffee PercolatorFood / Camping
Survival Day 45Jerry Gas Can HolderVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 44Remington 870 12GA Bayonet MountWeapons / Shotguns / Survival Gear
Survival Day 43Natural Silk Thermal Glove LinersCold Weather Gear / Survival Clothing
Survival Day 42Long Handled Safety RazorPersonal Care / Survival Gear
Survival Day 41Escaper Buddy Orange Traction MatVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 40Rooftop TentVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 39Hand Pump For Gas, Oil, Water TransferVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 38Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree TentCamping / Wet Weather Gear
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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