Monday – The Weekend Is Over

No!!!!

The weekend is over!!!!!!

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Hot Zombie – Angry & Hungry

These are the zombies that will make you hesitate before you shoot and wonder if being bitten  might just be worth it.

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Survival Day 207 (Framing Hammer)

This Framing Hammer is the perfect tool for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. You can easily keep one in the car, one on the nightstand, one under the magazines in the bathroom. Pretty much anywhere and everywhere, and if anyone asks, you can just say you were hanging some pictures.

The other thing you can do if you work in a more professional environment is to take some chains and really beat up your Framing Hammer and give it a nice worn appearance. Then put it in a glass showcase frame with an engraved plaque and hang it on the wall. Put something touching on the  plaque like “Your Grandad Built 500 Houses With This Hammer.”

Then no one will question why you have it on your wall at work.

Which will come in handy when a zombie comes shambling into our office and you have to bean it. And if you survive the first few days you can use it nail boards over windows and help build new structures in the after world.

 

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2015

DaySurvival Gear
Survival Day 207Framing Hammer
Survival Day 20625 Round Shotgun Pouch
Survival Day 205Zombie Target
Survival Day 204250 Piece Tackle Kit
Survival Day 203Telescopic Fishing Rod
Survival Day 202Chest Seal High For Trauma Wounds
Survival Day 201Waterproof Spotting Scope
Survival Day 200Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride
Survival Day 199Thai Enep Machete
Survival Day 198Duct Tape
Survival Day 197Marine Numeric Padlock
Survival Day 196Large Duffel Bag
Survival Day 195Condoms
Survival Day 194Butterfly Closure Strips
Survival Day 193Log/Timber Carrier
Survival Day 192Nomad Portable Solar Panel
Survival Day 191Pinto Beans
Survival Day 190Sterile Stapler
Survival Day 189Gatorade Powder
Survival Day 188All Natural Insect Repellent
Survival Day 18756 Shotgun Shell Bandolier
Survival Day 186Meat Grinder
Survival Day 185Waterproof 6 Pistol Case
Survival Day 18450-Gallon Rain Water Collection Barrel
Survival Day 183Auto Glass LifeHammer
Survival Day 182Pedal Generator, Emergency Charger
Survival Day 181Aluminum Foil
Survival Day 180Hand Lock Pick Set
Survival Day 179Stainless Steel Mirror
Survival Day 178Home Insect Killer Spray
Survival Day 177Slingshot
Survival Day 176Bed Bug Spray
Survival Day 175Peanut Butter
Survival Day 174Baby Wipes
Survival Day 173Vegetable Oil
Survival Day 172Princeton Tec Apex 200 Lumen Headlamp
Survival Day 171Weatherproof Tactical Pen
Survival Day 170Sentry Alarm Mines
Survival Day 169Stone Paper Hard Cover Notebook
Survival Day 168Bulk Acetaminophen
Survival Day 167Survivor Filter PRO
Survival Day 166GoSun Stove Portable, High Efficiency Solar Cooker
Survival Day 165.50 Cal Ammo Can Insert
Survival Day 164Woodland Camouflage Fatigues
Survival Day 163Flour - 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 162Face Shield
Survival Day 161Riot Shield
Survival Day 160Dual Fuel Lantern
Survival Day 159Outfitter XXL Cot
Survival Day 158Jawz Rat Trap
Survival Day 157Manual Drinking Water Pump
Survival Day 156Waterproof 4 Pistol Case
Survival Day 155Grappling Hook
Survival Day 154Cutlass Machete
Survival Day 153Gummi Bears
Survival Day 152Spear
Survival Day 151Camp Dining Table
Survival Day 150Cut-Resistant Gloves
Survival Day 149Hand Drill Auger
Survival Day 148Wolverine Hiking Boot
Survival Day 147Post Hole Digger
Survival Day 146Galvanized Steel Barbed Wire
Survival Day 145Camouflage All-Purpose Tarp
Survival Day 144Ratchet Tie Downs
Survival Day 143Armored Entry Door
Survival Day 142Lamp Oil
Survival Day 141Bulk Honey
Survival Day 140Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Survival Day 139Bleach
Survival Day 138Reusable Mouse Traps
Survival Day 137Survival Rice
Survival Day 136Sriracha
Survival Day 135Yeti Tundra Cooler
Survival Day 134Outdoor Water Solutions Windmill Kit
Survival Day 133Knife, Fork and Spoon Set
Survival Day 132Kershaw Machete/Camp Knife
Survival Day 131Insect Head Net
Survival Day 130Wall Shelf Hidden Gun Cabinet
Survival Day 129Emergency Food Supply
Survival Day 128Discreet Gun Bag
Survival Day 127Dutch Oven
Survival Day 126Block & Tackle
Survival Day 125Rotary Hand Pump
Survival Day 124Magazine and Gun Mounting Magnet
Survival Day 123Bolt Cutters
Survival Day 122Tactical Holster Shirt
Survival Day 121Sledge Hammer
Survival Day 120Cast Iron Cooking Tripod
Survival Day 119Bulletproof Backpack
Survival Day 118Camp Hot Water Heater
Survival Day 117Bicycle Cargo Trailer & Hand Wagon
Survival Day 116Rotisserie & Grill
Survival Day 115Mosquito Netting
Survival Day 114Camp Kitchen
Survival Day 113Family/Hunting Tent
Survival Day 112Single Use Double Cuffs
Survival Day 111Remington 870 Shotgun
Survival Day 110Dual-Suspension Mountain Bike
Survival Day 109Survival Seeds
Survival Day 108Blood Type Patches
Survival Day 107Gold Bars
Survival Day 1062 Qt. Canteen
Survival Day 105Potassium Iodide Tablets
Survival Day 104SureFire DSF-870 Shotgun Forend WeaponLight
Survival Day 10312G Dry Fire Snap Caps
Survival Day 102Single Harness Point Sling
Survival Day 101Tactical Vest
Survival Day 100Canoe
Survival Day 99Dual Grit Sharpening Stone
Survival Day 98Camouflage Tactical Netting
Survival Day 97Game Processors Portable Butcher’s Kit
Survival Day 96Cast Net
Survival Day 95Chemical Trip Flare
Survival Day 94Military Grade Lightsticks
Survival Day 93Whistle
Survival Day 92Pickeroon
Survival Day 91Wood Caddy With Large Wheels
Survival Day 90Two-Man Crosscut Saw
Survival Day 89Scythe and Handle
Survival Day 88Brush Pants
Survival Day 87Wind & Waterproof Survival Matches
Survival Day 86Metal Sighting Compass
Survival Day 85Closed Bar Holder
Survival Day 8424-Gun Security Safe
Survival Day 83Rain Suit
Survival Day 82Fire Escape Ladder – 25 Foot
Survival Day 81Security Door Bar Restraint
Survival Day 80Roof Access Hatch
Survival Day 79Aluminum Attic Ladder
Survival Day 788 Mil Security Window Film
Survival Day 7710-Code Keyless Digital Door Lock
Survival Day 76MuckBoots Hi-Cut Boots
Survival Day 75Crochet Kit
Survival Day 74Hand Crank And Solar Powered LED Flashlight
Survival Day 73K’NEX Building Sets
Survival Day 72Snow Shovel And Saw
Survival Day 71Large Hand Crank Siren
Survival Day 70MicroSolar Home Solar System Kit
Survival Day 69Manual Typewriter
Survival Day 68Protective Coveralls
Survival Day 67Paracord
Survival Day 66DivaCup
Survival Day 65Sandbags
Survival Day 64Tomahawk
Survival Day 63Kevlar Sleeves
Survival Day 62Steel Handcuffs
Survival Day 61Pumkin Puncher
Survival Day 60Cast Iron Stove
Survival Day 59Sugar, 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 58Dry Erase Board
Survival Day 57Buttons & Tack
Survival Day 56Gravity Shower
Survival Day 55FuBar Pry Bar
Survival Day 542-1/2-Inch Common Nails
Survival Day 535-Gallon Water Bottles
Survival Day 52Tree Stand Climber
Survival Day 51Mambe Extreme Outdoor Blanket
Survival Day 50Razor Comb
Survival Day 49260 Gallon Water Storage Tank
Survival Day 48210-Piece Tool Set
Survival Day 47Emergency Zone Toilet Set
Survival Day 46Camo Crossbow
Survival Day 45Metal Ammo Can
Survival Day 44Fiskars Digging Shovel
Survival Day 43Gamo .177 Caliber Pellet Rifle
Survival Day 42Survival Candles
Survival Day 415 Gallon Buckets With Seal Tight Lids
Survival Day 40Salt
Survival Day 39Gas Fastening Tool
Survival Day 38P38 GI Type Can Openers
Survival Day 37K&R Walker 25 Pedometer
Survival Day 36Optimus – Hiking Stove
Survival Day 35Bent Snips
Survival Day 34Nitrile Gloves
Survival Day 33Gun Cleaning Kit
Survival Day 32Internal Frame Pack
Survival Day 31Snowshoes
Survival Day 30SAM Splint
Survival Day 29Combat Tourniquet
Survival Day 28Emergency Survival Tent
Survival Day 27Fixed Blade Knife
Survival Day 26Insulated Bib
Survival Day 25Pocket Rescusitator
Survival Day 24Mini Cookset
Survival Day 23Kukri
Survival Day 22Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 21Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 20Sap Cap
Survival Day 19Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 18Automatic Watch
Survival Day 17Survival Bag
Survival Day 16Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 15Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 14Safety Razor
Survival Day 13Go Girl
Survival Day 12Smoker
Survival Day 11Small Game Snares
Survival Day 10Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 9Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 8Survival Hammer
Survival Day 7Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 6Pepper Spray
Survival Day 5Field Bag
Survival Day 4Maps
Survival Day 3Body Armor
Survival Day 2Folding Knife
Survival Day 1Fire Starter
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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TWD – Morgan Couldn’t Take The Shot

And then his wife ate his kid.

If you have the shot – take the shot. (As long as you are sure your wife has already turned into a zombie.)

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Gun Porn – Somone Who Took The Shot

What would have happened if Morgan took the shot…
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America Is Full Of Traitors

The super rich right would love for you to think that the cause of America’s decline is Social Security, or Medicare, or an increasing Minimum Wage.

Do you know what those right wingers really are? Traitors. Traitors to what our nation once stood for. They don’t care about you, or me, they just want to help their 1%er friends make a few more dollars – and if that means grandma has to eat cat food – so be it. They don’t care about you or me, they just care about making sure their super rich friends get richer.

There is a lot of wealth in the U.S.A.  There is plenty to go around – and I’m not saying that everyone should have a mansion and drive a 100k car.  But everyone should be able to pay their rent and buy food – and pay for college without going into hock for 30 years.

Every penny saved on wages goes to the 1%.

Every dollar cut from Medicare will become a tax cut for the 1%.

Every vote for the right is a vote to kill the middle class and to end our nation.

Look at the way the wealth just keep moving up. They don’t pay any taxes and scream that there isn’t enough to go around, all while shoving the money into their pockets as schools close and teachers, cops, and public servants are told they don’t deserve a pension or a raise for taking care of our children and keeping us safe.

Yes, I’m mad. I don’t understand how anyone making less than 100K or 200K can even think about voting for the right. They don’t care about you – but they are so artful in the way they lie.

Big Government – its bad.  They want to take your rights away. No, they want to remove restrictions so they can make it legal to have people work 60 hours with no overtime. They want to make it so companies can pollute not worry about workers safety.

It has nothing to do with Big Government. It has to do with them stuffing their pockets with cash.

Traitors, they are all traitors to this great nation.

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Survival Day 206 (25 Round Shotgun Pouch)

In the post apocalyptic world you are going to need to be able to rapidly adjust to rapidly changing situations. You might be hunting small game for food one second and then need to blow the head off a four hundred pound trucker who’s been gorging on the people who tried to hole up at the rest step. To make sure you can rapidly adjust to those situations this 25 Round Shotgun Pouch is the perfect accessory.

First, make sure your slugs, buck, medium game, and small game shot all have different color hulls. Arrange them in the desired counts. I’d suggest 10 slug, 5 buck, 5 medium, and 5 small game because I figure whatever your hunting is going to bring the zombies out the moment you shoot.

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2015

DaySurvival Gear
Survival Day 20625 Round Shotgun Pouch
Survival Day 205Zombie Target
Survival Day 204250 Piece Tackle Kit
Survival Day 203Telescopic Fishing Rod
Survival Day 202Chest Seal High For Trauma Wounds
Survival Day 201Waterproof Spotting Scope
Survival Day 200Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride
Survival Day 199Thai Enep Machete
Survival Day 198Duct Tape
Survival Day 197Marine Numeric Padlock
Survival Day 196Large Duffel Bag
Survival Day 195Condoms
Survival Day 194Butterfly Closure Strips
Survival Day 193Log/Timber Carrier
Survival Day 192Nomad Portable Solar Panel
Survival Day 191Pinto Beans
Survival Day 190Sterile Stapler
Survival Day 189Gatorade Powder
Survival Day 188All Natural Insect Repellent
Survival Day 18756 Shotgun Shell Bandolier
Survival Day 186Meat Grinder
Survival Day 185Waterproof 6 Pistol Case
Survival Day 18450-Gallon Rain Water Collection Barrel
Survival Day 183Auto Glass LifeHammer
Survival Day 182Pedal Generator, Emergency Charger
Survival Day 181Aluminum Foil
Survival Day 180Hand Lock Pick Set
Survival Day 179Stainless Steel Mirror
Survival Day 178Home Insect Killer Spray
Survival Day 177Slingshot
Survival Day 176Bed Bug Spray
Survival Day 175Peanut Butter
Survival Day 174Baby Wipes
Survival Day 173Vegetable Oil
Survival Day 172Princeton Tec Apex 200 Lumen Headlamp
Survival Day 171Weatherproof Tactical Pen
Survival Day 170Sentry Alarm Mines
Survival Day 169Stone Paper Hard Cover Notebook
Survival Day 168Bulk Acetaminophen
Survival Day 167Survivor Filter PRO
Survival Day 166GoSun Stove Portable, High Efficiency Solar Cooker
Survival Day 165.50 Cal Ammo Can Insert
Survival Day 164Woodland Camouflage Fatigues
Survival Day 163Flour - 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 162Face Shield
Survival Day 161Riot Shield
Survival Day 160Dual Fuel Lantern
Survival Day 159Outfitter XXL Cot
Survival Day 158Jawz Rat Trap
Survival Day 157Manual Drinking Water Pump
Survival Day 156Waterproof 4 Pistol Case
Survival Day 155Grappling Hook
Survival Day 154Cutlass Machete
Survival Day 153Gummi Bears
Survival Day 152Spear
Survival Day 151Camp Dining Table
Survival Day 150Cut-Resistant Gloves
Survival Day 149Hand Drill Auger
Survival Day 148Wolverine Hiking Boot
Survival Day 147Post Hole Digger
Survival Day 146Galvanized Steel Barbed Wire
Survival Day 145Camouflage All-Purpose Tarp
Survival Day 144Ratchet Tie Downs
Survival Day 143Armored Entry Door
Survival Day 142Lamp Oil
Survival Day 141Bulk Honey
Survival Day 140Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Survival Day 139Bleach
Survival Day 138Reusable Mouse Traps
Survival Day 137Survival Rice
Survival Day 136Sriracha
Survival Day 135Yeti Tundra Cooler
Survival Day 134Outdoor Water Solutions Windmill Kit
Survival Day 133Knife, Fork and Spoon Set
Survival Day 132Kershaw Machete/Camp Knife
Survival Day 131Insect Head Net
Survival Day 130Wall Shelf Hidden Gun Cabinet
Survival Day 129Emergency Food Supply
Survival Day 128Discreet Gun Bag
Survival Day 127Dutch Oven
Survival Day 126Block & Tackle
Survival Day 125Rotary Hand Pump
Survival Day 124Magazine and Gun Mounting Magnet
Survival Day 123Bolt Cutters
Survival Day 122Tactical Holster Shirt
Survival Day 121Sledge Hammer
Survival Day 120Cast Iron Cooking Tripod
Survival Day 119Bulletproof Backpack
Survival Day 118Camp Hot Water Heater
Survival Day 117Bicycle Cargo Trailer & Hand Wagon
Survival Day 116Rotisserie & Grill
Survival Day 115Mosquito Netting
Survival Day 114Camp Kitchen
Survival Day 113Family/Hunting Tent
Survival Day 112Single Use Double Cuffs
Survival Day 111Remington 870 Shotgun
Survival Day 110Dual-Suspension Mountain Bike
Survival Day 109Survival Seeds
Survival Day 108Blood Type Patches
Survival Day 107Gold Bars
Survival Day 1062 Qt. Canteen
Survival Day 105Potassium Iodide Tablets
Survival Day 104SureFire DSF-870 Shotgun Forend WeaponLight
Survival Day 10312G Dry Fire Snap Caps
Survival Day 102Single Harness Point Sling
Survival Day 101Tactical Vest
Survival Day 100Canoe
Survival Day 99Dual Grit Sharpening Stone
Survival Day 98Camouflage Tactical Netting
Survival Day 97Game Processors Portable Butcher’s Kit
Survival Day 96Cast Net
Survival Day 95Chemical Trip Flare
Survival Day 94Military Grade Lightsticks
Survival Day 93Whistle
Survival Day 92Pickeroon
Survival Day 91Wood Caddy With Large Wheels
Survival Day 90Two-Man Crosscut Saw
Survival Day 89Scythe and Handle
Survival Day 88Brush Pants
Survival Day 87Wind & Waterproof Survival Matches
Survival Day 86Metal Sighting Compass
Survival Day 85Closed Bar Holder
Survival Day 8424-Gun Security Safe
Survival Day 83Rain Suit
Survival Day 82Fire Escape Ladder – 25 Foot
Survival Day 81Security Door Bar Restraint
Survival Day 80Roof Access Hatch
Survival Day 79Aluminum Attic Ladder
Survival Day 788 Mil Security Window Film
Survival Day 7710-Code Keyless Digital Door Lock
Survival Day 76MuckBoots Hi-Cut Boots
Survival Day 75Crochet Kit
Survival Day 74Hand Crank And Solar Powered LED Flashlight
Survival Day 73K’NEX Building Sets
Survival Day 72Snow Shovel And Saw
Survival Day 71Large Hand Crank Siren
Survival Day 70MicroSolar Home Solar System Kit
Survival Day 69Manual Typewriter
Survival Day 68Protective Coveralls
Survival Day 67Paracord
Survival Day 66DivaCup
Survival Day 65Sandbags
Survival Day 64Tomahawk
Survival Day 63Kevlar Sleeves
Survival Day 62Steel Handcuffs
Survival Day 61Pumkin Puncher
Survival Day 60Cast Iron Stove
Survival Day 59Sugar, 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 58Dry Erase Board
Survival Day 57Buttons & Tack
Survival Day 56Gravity Shower
Survival Day 55FuBar Pry Bar
Survival Day 542-1/2-Inch Common Nails
Survival Day 535-Gallon Water Bottles
Survival Day 52Tree Stand Climber
Survival Day 51Mambe Extreme Outdoor Blanket
Survival Day 50Razor Comb
Survival Day 49260 Gallon Water Storage Tank
Survival Day 48210-Piece Tool Set
Survival Day 47Emergency Zone Toilet Set
Survival Day 46Camo Crossbow
Survival Day 45Metal Ammo Can
Survival Day 44Fiskars Digging Shovel
Survival Day 43Gamo .177 Caliber Pellet Rifle
Survival Day 42Survival Candles
Survival Day 415 Gallon Buckets With Seal Tight Lids
Survival Day 40Salt
Survival Day 39Gas Fastening Tool
Survival Day 38P38 GI Type Can Openers
Survival Day 37K&R Walker 25 Pedometer
Survival Day 36Optimus – Hiking Stove
Survival Day 35Bent Snips
Survival Day 34Nitrile Gloves
Survival Day 33Gun Cleaning Kit
Survival Day 32Internal Frame Pack
Survival Day 31Snowshoes
Survival Day 30SAM Splint
Survival Day 29Combat Tourniquet
Survival Day 28Emergency Survival Tent
Survival Day 27Fixed Blade Knife
Survival Day 26Insulated Bib
Survival Day 25Pocket Rescusitator
Survival Day 24Mini Cookset
Survival Day 23Kukri
Survival Day 22Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 21Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 20Sap Cap
Survival Day 19Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 18Automatic Watch
Survival Day 17Survival Bag
Survival Day 16Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 15Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 14Safety Razor
Survival Day 13Go Girl
Survival Day 12Smoker
Survival Day 11Small Game Snares
Survival Day 10Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 9Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 8Survival Hammer
Survival Day 7Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 6Pepper Spray
Survival Day 5Field Bag
Survival Day 4Maps
Survival Day 3Body Armor
Survival Day 2Folding Knife
Survival Day 1Fire Starter
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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My Team – Fitness Girl

Need to send someone climbing across a barely there bridge to retrieve food or meds?

You are going to need girls like this – but you are going to have a hard time finding any, because I call them for My Team.

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Inspirational – Take The Leap

I’m always amazed at what stressed me out when I was younger. Looking back it seems so minor, but at the time they seemed like life or death decisions. I wish I could go back to eighteen with my forty year old psyche.

I’d sh*t my pants constantly.

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99¢ Getting Out Of Jersey Summer eBook Sale

For a short time only you can get the best selling Getting Out of Jersey eBook for just 99¢!!!

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