Am I Bad For Laughing? Head Clap

Oh that looks like it hurt, the dude on the left may have had his cheekbone crushed. Ouch. At least after I laughed.


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Best Kids Presents For 2014 – Zombie Blood

Zombie Blood is the perfect stocking stuffer or small gift for those crazy people at work who love the Undead. Buy a bunch and give them out to all your zombiphiles!

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First Time LARPers

My son and I went to our first LARP yesterday and while we only got to share the experience for about six hours, it was a great time. Ry was looking forward to LARPing all week but he was also fighting a cold. Before we left he was hacking and coughing but swore he was okay. At eleven thirty after a skirmish with goblins  who are fervent disciples of their King he was coughing so hard he couldn’t breathe and I decided it was time to call it a night.

For all the goblins out there…”All Hail King Torg!!!”.

A huge thanks to Jess & all the people at Exile for making complete noobs feel welcomed in their village of Brightwater and showing us the ropes. There were a ton of very friendly people and everyone took the time to talk to us and make sure we were having fun.

If you live in South Jersey or are willing to drive, it is worth the trip.

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Saturday Movie – Blended (2014)

This Saturday’s movie is Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore’s Blended. This is the perfect date night movie. It deals with real world problems in a funny and yet sincere way. I don’t know why this movie got panned by the critics, it was well made, made me laugh consistently, and was very enjoyable.

Sandler and Barrymore have instant chemistry. So much so that I actually wonder how their significant others don’t worry about them being in another romantic comedy together!

And as awesome as Sandler and Barrymore are, the girls who play Sandler’s daughters do a damn fine job of stealing the show. His youngest is funny and cute and has several scenes that kept me laughing or made me wish my kids were little and sweet again. 2014_Saturday_Mov_Blended_3


And his oldest daughter plays her part with equal skill. You are routing for her to become the pretty butterfly and are happy for her when it finally happens.



There something in  Blended for everyone. It is funny, sweet, and well made. You can’t go wrong with  Blended for this Saturday’s Movie.


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Best Gifts For 2014 – The Undead-Earth Trilogy

The fall eBook sale is here, just in time to get your friends and family the best selling undead thriller series of the year.

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Friday – Time To Let Your Freak Flag Fly

Thankfully it is the best day of the week again!

Have an awesome weekend.


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Anti Tank Awesomeness

Now with anti gravity!

I don’t know how good this would be against the undead, but it is still pretty freaking amazing how much power a single infantryman can carry in the modern age.


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Balls Of Steel – Lunch On High

I don’t mind some heights. I can work on a ladder or on top of a roof, but I don’t think I could do this.  Well, at least not without a safety line.


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Best Presents For 2014 – Zombie Outbreak Response Team Cap

Want to get that undead lover something they will love?

The Zombie Outbreak Response Team Cap is just the thing then. Have a family? Get everyone a  Zombie Outbreak Response Team Cap and be a happy Zombie hunting team!


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I Didn’t Want To Laugh, But I Did

“Honey! Your Zombe show with Duke Nukem and Lara Croft is on.”

Doh, that burned. But it also made me laugh.


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