My Team – 4 Guns

Look at all those guns! This girl is on My Team.

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Survival Day 237 (Syrup)

Syrup is awesome stuff. And since you now have  Buttermilk Pancake Mix  (Day 234)stocked away you better put some Syrup to go with it. And since Syrup is a multi use item, it only makes sense to stock up. Its high calorie, relatively cheap, and lasts for ever, which all adds up to Syrup  being a good survival item to keep on hand.

You can add it to meats to make a glaze, cook it with root vegetables, pretty much anything that needs some sweet to finish off the flavor.

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2015

DaySurvival Gear
Survival Day 237Syrup
Survival Day 23626 Inch Baton
Survival Day 235Bungee Cords
Survival Day 234Buttermilk Pancake Mix
Survival Day 233Super Absorbency Tampons
Survival Day 232Deep Cycle 12v Rechargeable Battery for Solar Panels
Survival Day 231Emergency Water Bags
Survival Day 230Non-Electric Stainless Steel Portable Water Distiller
Survival Day 229Toilet Paper
Survival Day 228Hand-Crank Emergency Radio, Flashlight
Survival Day 227Mace
Survival Day 226Cannned Chicken
Survival Day 225Tire Quick Repair
Survival Day 224Survival Food Tabs
Survival Day 223Instant Nonfat Dry Milk
Survival Day 222Sutures - Size 4.0 C-6
Survival Day 221Steel Utility Cart
Survival Day 22055 Gallon Drum
Survival Day 219Motorcycle Riding Armor (Leather Jacket)
Survival Day 218Concealed Ankle Holster
Survival Day 217WaterBricks
Survival Day 21612 Gauge Ambidextrous Folding Stock
Survival Day 215Addalock
Survival Day 214Survival Pasta
Survival Day 213Window/Door Alarms
Survival Day 212Rechargeable Solar LED Lantern
Survival Day 211Dental Extraction Forceps
Survival Day 210Compound Bow
Survival Day 209Waterproof Playing Cards
Survival Day 208Vinegar
Survival Day 207Framing Hammer
Survival Day 20625 Round Shotgun Pouch
Survival Day 205Zombie Target
Survival Day 204250 Piece Tackle Kit
Survival Day 203Telescopic Fishing Rod
Survival Day 202Chest Seal High For Trauma Wounds
Survival Day 201Waterproof Spotting Scope
Survival Day 200Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride
Survival Day 199Thai Enep Machete
Survival Day 198Duct Tape
Survival Day 197Marine Numeric Padlock
Survival Day 196Large Duffel Bag
Survival Day 195Condoms
Survival Day 194Butterfly Closure Strips
Survival Day 193Log/Timber Carrier
Survival Day 192Nomad Portable Solar Panel
Survival Day 191Pinto Beans
Survival Day 190Sterile Stapler
Survival Day 189Gatorade Powder
Survival Day 188All Natural Insect Repellent
Survival Day 18756 Shotgun Shell Bandolier
Survival Day 186Meat Grinder
Survival Day 185Waterproof 6 Pistol Case
Survival Day 18450-Gallon Rain Water Collection Barrel
Survival Day 183Auto Glass LifeHammer
Survival Day 182Pedal Generator, Emergency Charger
Survival Day 181Aluminum Foil
Survival Day 180Hand Lock Pick Set
Survival Day 179Stainless Steel Mirror
Survival Day 178Home Insect Killer Spray
Survival Day 177Slingshot
Survival Day 176Bed Bug Spray
Survival Day 175Peanut Butter
Survival Day 174Baby Wipes
Survival Day 173Vegetable Oil
Survival Day 172Princeton Tec Apex 200 Lumen Headlamp
Survival Day 171Weatherproof Tactical Pen
Survival Day 170Sentry Alarm Mines
Survival Day 169Stone Paper Hard Cover Notebook
Survival Day 168Bulk Acetaminophen
Survival Day 167Survivor Filter PRO
Survival Day 166GoSun Stove Portable, High Efficiency Solar Cooker
Survival Day 165.50 Cal Ammo Can Insert
Survival Day 164Woodland Camouflage Fatigues
Survival Day 163Flour - 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 162Face Shield
Survival Day 161Riot Shield
Survival Day 160Dual Fuel Lantern
Survival Day 159Outfitter XXL Cot
Survival Day 158Jawz Rat Trap
Survival Day 157Manual Drinking Water Pump
Survival Day 156Waterproof 4 Pistol Case
Survival Day 155Grappling Hook
Survival Day 154Cutlass Machete
Survival Day 153Gummi Bears
Survival Day 152Spear
Survival Day 151Camp Dining Table
Survival Day 150Cut-Resistant Gloves
Survival Day 149Hand Drill Auger
Survival Day 148Wolverine Hiking Boot
Survival Day 147Post Hole Digger
Survival Day 146Galvanized Steel Barbed Wire
Survival Day 145Camouflage All-Purpose Tarp
Survival Day 144Ratchet Tie Downs
Survival Day 143Armored Entry Door
Survival Day 142Lamp Oil
Survival Day 141Bulk Honey
Survival Day 140Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Survival Day 139Bleach
Survival Day 138Reusable Mouse Traps
Survival Day 137Survival Rice
Survival Day 136Sriracha
Survival Day 135Yeti Tundra Cooler
Survival Day 134Outdoor Water Solutions Windmill Kit
Survival Day 133Knife, Fork and Spoon Set
Survival Day 132Kershaw Machete/Camp Knife
Survival Day 131Insect Head Net
Survival Day 130Wall Shelf Hidden Gun Cabinet
Survival Day 129Emergency Food Supply
Survival Day 128Discreet Gun Bag
Survival Day 127Dutch Oven
Survival Day 126Block & Tackle
Survival Day 125Rotary Hand Pump
Survival Day 124Magazine and Gun Mounting Magnet
Survival Day 123Bolt Cutters
Survival Day 122Tactical Holster Shirt
Survival Day 121Sledge Hammer
Survival Day 120Cast Iron Cooking Tripod
Survival Day 119Bulletproof Backpack
Survival Day 118Camp Hot Water Heater
Survival Day 117Bicycle Cargo Trailer & Hand Wagon
Survival Day 116Rotisserie & Grill
Survival Day 115Mosquito Netting
Survival Day 114Camp Kitchen
Survival Day 113Family/Hunting Tent
Survival Day 112Single Use Double Cuffs
Survival Day 111Remington 870 Shotgun
Survival Day 110Dual-Suspension Mountain Bike
Survival Day 109Survival Seeds
Survival Day 108Blood Type Patches
Survival Day 107Gold Bars
Survival Day 1062 Qt. Canteen
Survival Day 105Potassium Iodide Tablets
Survival Day 104SureFire DSF-870 Shotgun Forend WeaponLight
Survival Day 10312G Dry Fire Snap Caps
Survival Day 102Single Harness Point Sling
Survival Day 101Tactical Vest
Survival Day 100Canoe
Survival Day 99Dual Grit Sharpening Stone
Survival Day 98Camouflage Tactical Netting
Survival Day 97Game Processors Portable Butcher’s Kit
Survival Day 96Cast Net
Survival Day 95Chemical Trip Flare
Survival Day 94Military Grade Lightsticks
Survival Day 93Whistle
Survival Day 92Pickeroon
Survival Day 91Wood Caddy With Large Wheels
Survival Day 90Two-Man Crosscut Saw
Survival Day 89Scythe and Handle
Survival Day 88Brush Pants
Survival Day 87Wind & Waterproof Survival Matches
Survival Day 86Metal Sighting Compass
Survival Day 85Closed Bar Holder
Survival Day 8424-Gun Security Safe
Survival Day 83Rain Suit
Survival Day 82Fire Escape Ladder – 25 Foot
Survival Day 81Security Door Bar Restraint
Survival Day 80Roof Access Hatch
Survival Day 79Aluminum Attic Ladder
Survival Day 788 Mil Security Window Film
Survival Day 7710-Code Keyless Digital Door Lock
Survival Day 76MuckBoots Hi-Cut Boots
Survival Day 75Crochet Kit
Survival Day 74Hand Crank And Solar Powered LED Flashlight
Survival Day 73K’NEX Building Sets
Survival Day 72Snow Shovel And Saw
Survival Day 71Large Hand Crank Siren
Survival Day 70MicroSolar Home Solar System Kit
Survival Day 69Manual Typewriter
Survival Day 68Protective Coveralls
Survival Day 67Paracord
Survival Day 66DivaCup
Survival Day 65Sandbags
Survival Day 64Tomahawk
Survival Day 63Kevlar Sleeves
Survival Day 62Steel Handcuffs
Survival Day 61Pumkin Puncher
Survival Day 60Cast Iron Stove
Survival Day 59Sugar, 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 58Dry Erase Board
Survival Day 57Buttons & Tack
Survival Day 56Gravity Shower
Survival Day 55FuBar Pry Bar
Survival Day 542-1/2-Inch Common Nails
Survival Day 535-Gallon Water Bottles
Survival Day 52Tree Stand Climber
Survival Day 51Mambe Extreme Outdoor Blanket
Survival Day 50Razor Comb
Survival Day 49260 Gallon Water Storage Tank
Survival Day 48210-Piece Tool Set
Survival Day 47Emergency Zone Toilet Set
Survival Day 46Camo Crossbow
Survival Day 45Metal Ammo Can
Survival Day 44Fiskars Digging Shovel
Survival Day 43Gamo .177 Caliber Pellet Rifle
Survival Day 42Survival Candles
Survival Day 415 Gallon Buckets With Seal Tight Lids
Survival Day 40Salt
Survival Day 39Gas Fastening Tool
Survival Day 38P38 GI Type Can Openers
Survival Day 37K&R Walker 25 Pedometer
Survival Day 36Optimus – Hiking Stove
Survival Day 35Bent Snips
Survival Day 34Nitrile Gloves
Survival Day 33Gun Cleaning Kit
Survival Day 32Internal Frame Pack
Survival Day 31Snowshoes
Survival Day 30SAM Splint
Survival Day 29Combat Tourniquet
Survival Day 28Emergency Survival Tent
Survival Day 27Fixed Blade Knife
Survival Day 26Insulated Bib
Survival Day 25Pocket Rescusitator
Survival Day 24Mini Cookset
Survival Day 23Kukri
Survival Day 22Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 21Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 20Sap Cap
Survival Day 19Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 18Automatic Watch
Survival Day 17Survival Bag
Survival Day 16Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 15Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 14Safety Razor
Survival Day 13Go Girl
Survival Day 12Smoker
Survival Day 11Small Game Snares
Survival Day 10Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 9Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 8Survival Hammer
Survival Day 7Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 6Pepper Spray
Survival Day 5Field Bag
Survival Day 4Maps
Survival Day 3Body Armor
Survival Day 2Folding Knife
Survival Day 1Fire Starter
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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Balls Of Steel – Tooth Pulling

You want to know the best way to pull a tooth?

Tie a string to it and use a bow and arrow to extract it extra quick like.

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Worst Zombie Weapon Ever

For those times when you you need to kill from within six feet and make a wooshing sound at the same time.

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All Hail The Duck God

How about everyone just lives their own lives and stop worrying about what everyone else is doing?

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Survival Day 236 (26 Inch Baton)

I’m going to start out with a legal disclaimer. Make sure its legal to own, carry, and store this 26 Inch Baton (or any Baton) before buying it. It is your responsibility to follow the laws, so be a big boy and don’t go to jail for something stupid.

Okay, now that the lawyers are happy, why a  Baton? It is leth than lethal right? Well, I guess that really depends on where your aiming. A blow to the temple will likely split someone’s skull open. Enough to kill the Undead? I’m not sure. But in a pinch I would certainly use it if it was all I had.

It also has the advantage of being small and easy to hide. You could wear it on your belt, or put it in your glove box, and even if someone sees it you won’t really have too much to explain (as long as its legal in your state that is).

It is also a weapon you can use if you need to discipline the non infected or want to win a fight without killing anyone. There won’t be enough people left to just kill them when you disagree with them. You will need every body you have to stay alive. So when leadership quarrels start, wouldn’t you rather have a Baton so all your doing is leaving some bruises?

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2015

DaySurvival Gear
Survival Day 23626 Inch Baton
Survival Day 235Bungee Cords
Survival Day 234Buttermilk Pancake Mix
Survival Day 233Super Absorbency Tampons
Survival Day 232Deep Cycle 12v Rechargeable Battery for Solar Panels
Survival Day 231Emergency Water Bags
Survival Day 230Non-Electric Stainless Steel Portable Water Distiller
Survival Day 229Toilet Paper
Survival Day 228Hand-Crank Emergency Radio, Flashlight
Survival Day 227Mace
Survival Day 226Cannned Chicken
Survival Day 225Tire Quick Repair
Survival Day 224Survival Food Tabs
Survival Day 223Instant Nonfat Dry Milk
Survival Day 222Sutures - Size 4.0 C-6
Survival Day 221Steel Utility Cart
Survival Day 22055 Gallon Drum
Survival Day 219Motorcycle Riding Armor (Leather Jacket)
Survival Day 218Concealed Ankle Holster
Survival Day 217WaterBricks
Survival Day 21612 Gauge Ambidextrous Folding Stock
Survival Day 215Addalock
Survival Day 214Survival Pasta
Survival Day 213Window/Door Alarms
Survival Day 212Rechargeable Solar LED Lantern
Survival Day 211Dental Extraction Forceps
Survival Day 210Compound Bow
Survival Day 209Waterproof Playing Cards
Survival Day 208Vinegar
Survival Day 207Framing Hammer
Survival Day 20625 Round Shotgun Pouch
Survival Day 205Zombie Target
Survival Day 204250 Piece Tackle Kit
Survival Day 203Telescopic Fishing Rod
Survival Day 202Chest Seal High For Trauma Wounds
Survival Day 201Waterproof Spotting Scope
Survival Day 200Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride
Survival Day 199Thai Enep Machete
Survival Day 198Duct Tape
Survival Day 197Marine Numeric Padlock
Survival Day 196Large Duffel Bag
Survival Day 195Condoms
Survival Day 194Butterfly Closure Strips
Survival Day 193Log/Timber Carrier
Survival Day 192Nomad Portable Solar Panel
Survival Day 191Pinto Beans
Survival Day 190Sterile Stapler
Survival Day 189Gatorade Powder
Survival Day 188All Natural Insect Repellent
Survival Day 18756 Shotgun Shell Bandolier
Survival Day 186Meat Grinder
Survival Day 185Waterproof 6 Pistol Case
Survival Day 18450-Gallon Rain Water Collection Barrel
Survival Day 183Auto Glass LifeHammer
Survival Day 182Pedal Generator, Emergency Charger
Survival Day 181Aluminum Foil
Survival Day 180Hand Lock Pick Set
Survival Day 179Stainless Steel Mirror
Survival Day 178Home Insect Killer Spray
Survival Day 177Slingshot
Survival Day 176Bed Bug Spray
Survival Day 175Peanut Butter
Survival Day 174Baby Wipes
Survival Day 173Vegetable Oil
Survival Day 172Princeton Tec Apex 200 Lumen Headlamp
Survival Day 171Weatherproof Tactical Pen
Survival Day 170Sentry Alarm Mines
Survival Day 169Stone Paper Hard Cover Notebook
Survival Day 168Bulk Acetaminophen
Survival Day 167Survivor Filter PRO
Survival Day 166GoSun Stove Portable, High Efficiency Solar Cooker
Survival Day 165.50 Cal Ammo Can Insert
Survival Day 164Woodland Camouflage Fatigues
Survival Day 163Flour - 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 162Face Shield
Survival Day 161Riot Shield
Survival Day 160Dual Fuel Lantern
Survival Day 159Outfitter XXL Cot
Survival Day 158Jawz Rat Trap
Survival Day 157Manual Drinking Water Pump
Survival Day 156Waterproof 4 Pistol Case
Survival Day 155Grappling Hook
Survival Day 154Cutlass Machete
Survival Day 153Gummi Bears
Survival Day 152Spear
Survival Day 151Camp Dining Table
Survival Day 150Cut-Resistant Gloves
Survival Day 149Hand Drill Auger
Survival Day 148Wolverine Hiking Boot
Survival Day 147Post Hole Digger
Survival Day 146Galvanized Steel Barbed Wire
Survival Day 145Camouflage All-Purpose Tarp
Survival Day 144Ratchet Tie Downs
Survival Day 143Armored Entry Door
Survival Day 142Lamp Oil
Survival Day 141Bulk Honey
Survival Day 140Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Survival Day 139Bleach
Survival Day 138Reusable Mouse Traps
Survival Day 137Survival Rice
Survival Day 136Sriracha
Survival Day 135Yeti Tundra Cooler
Survival Day 134Outdoor Water Solutions Windmill Kit
Survival Day 133Knife, Fork and Spoon Set
Survival Day 132Kershaw Machete/Camp Knife
Survival Day 131Insect Head Net
Survival Day 130Wall Shelf Hidden Gun Cabinet
Survival Day 129Emergency Food Supply
Survival Day 128Discreet Gun Bag
Survival Day 127Dutch Oven
Survival Day 126Block & Tackle
Survival Day 125Rotary Hand Pump
Survival Day 124Magazine and Gun Mounting Magnet
Survival Day 123Bolt Cutters
Survival Day 122Tactical Holster Shirt
Survival Day 121Sledge Hammer
Survival Day 120Cast Iron Cooking Tripod
Survival Day 119Bulletproof Backpack
Survival Day 118Camp Hot Water Heater
Survival Day 117Bicycle Cargo Trailer & Hand Wagon
Survival Day 116Rotisserie & Grill
Survival Day 115Mosquito Netting
Survival Day 114Camp Kitchen
Survival Day 113Family/Hunting Tent
Survival Day 112Single Use Double Cuffs
Survival Day 111Remington 870 Shotgun
Survival Day 110Dual-Suspension Mountain Bike
Survival Day 109Survival Seeds
Survival Day 108Blood Type Patches
Survival Day 107Gold Bars
Survival Day 1062 Qt. Canteen
Survival Day 105Potassium Iodide Tablets
Survival Day 104SureFire DSF-870 Shotgun Forend WeaponLight
Survival Day 10312G Dry Fire Snap Caps
Survival Day 102Single Harness Point Sling
Survival Day 101Tactical Vest
Survival Day 100Canoe
Survival Day 99Dual Grit Sharpening Stone
Survival Day 98Camouflage Tactical Netting
Survival Day 97Game Processors Portable Butcher’s Kit
Survival Day 96Cast Net
Survival Day 95Chemical Trip Flare
Survival Day 94Military Grade Lightsticks
Survival Day 93Whistle
Survival Day 92Pickeroon
Survival Day 91Wood Caddy With Large Wheels
Survival Day 90Two-Man Crosscut Saw
Survival Day 89Scythe and Handle
Survival Day 88Brush Pants
Survival Day 87Wind & Waterproof Survival Matches
Survival Day 86Metal Sighting Compass
Survival Day 85Closed Bar Holder
Survival Day 8424-Gun Security Safe
Survival Day 83Rain Suit
Survival Day 82Fire Escape Ladder – 25 Foot
Survival Day 81Security Door Bar Restraint
Survival Day 80Roof Access Hatch
Survival Day 79Aluminum Attic Ladder
Survival Day 788 Mil Security Window Film
Survival Day 7710-Code Keyless Digital Door Lock
Survival Day 76MuckBoots Hi-Cut Boots
Survival Day 75Crochet Kit
Survival Day 74Hand Crank And Solar Powered LED Flashlight
Survival Day 73K’NEX Building Sets
Survival Day 72Snow Shovel And Saw
Survival Day 71Large Hand Crank Siren
Survival Day 70MicroSolar Home Solar System Kit
Survival Day 69Manual Typewriter
Survival Day 68Protective Coveralls
Survival Day 67Paracord
Survival Day 66DivaCup
Survival Day 65Sandbags
Survival Day 64Tomahawk
Survival Day 63Kevlar Sleeves
Survival Day 62Steel Handcuffs
Survival Day 61Pumkin Puncher
Survival Day 60Cast Iron Stove
Survival Day 59Sugar, 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 58Dry Erase Board
Survival Day 57Buttons & Tack
Survival Day 56Gravity Shower
Survival Day 55FuBar Pry Bar
Survival Day 542-1/2-Inch Common Nails
Survival Day 535-Gallon Water Bottles
Survival Day 52Tree Stand Climber
Survival Day 51Mambe Extreme Outdoor Blanket
Survival Day 50Razor Comb
Survival Day 49260 Gallon Water Storage Tank
Survival Day 48210-Piece Tool Set
Survival Day 47Emergency Zone Toilet Set
Survival Day 46Camo Crossbow
Survival Day 45Metal Ammo Can
Survival Day 44Fiskars Digging Shovel
Survival Day 43Gamo .177 Caliber Pellet Rifle
Survival Day 42Survival Candles
Survival Day 415 Gallon Buckets With Seal Tight Lids
Survival Day 40Salt
Survival Day 39Gas Fastening Tool
Survival Day 38P38 GI Type Can Openers
Survival Day 37K&R Walker 25 Pedometer
Survival Day 36Optimus – Hiking Stove
Survival Day 35Bent Snips
Survival Day 34Nitrile Gloves
Survival Day 33Gun Cleaning Kit
Survival Day 32Internal Frame Pack
Survival Day 31Snowshoes
Survival Day 30SAM Splint
Survival Day 29Combat Tourniquet
Survival Day 28Emergency Survival Tent
Survival Day 27Fixed Blade Knife
Survival Day 26Insulated Bib
Survival Day 25Pocket Rescusitator
Survival Day 24Mini Cookset
Survival Day 23Kukri
Survival Day 22Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 21Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 20Sap Cap
Survival Day 19Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 18Automatic Watch
Survival Day 17Survival Bag
Survival Day 16Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 15Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 14Safety Razor
Survival Day 13Go Girl
Survival Day 12Smoker
Survival Day 11Small Game Snares
Survival Day 10Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 9Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 8Survival Hammer
Survival Day 7Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 6Pepper Spray
Survival Day 5Field Bag
Survival Day 4Maps
Survival Day 3Body Armor
Survival Day 2Folding Knife
Survival Day 1Fire Starter
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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Monday – So Sad

This is how my heart feels every Monday.

Just standing in the rain crying.

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Gun Porn – Rapid Fire 50 Cal

What a life, Jerry Miculek gets paid to shoot guns all day long.

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Fear the Walking Dead (Season 1, Episode 1)

Fear the Walking Dead, Season 1, Episode 1

Summary:

The pilot opens up with a young man waking up in a church which appears to be used by junkies now. He hears a distant scream as he calls for Gloria. The lights are flickering – he peaks around the corner to see a man with his throat torn out.2015_FTWD_Season1_E1_Gore

The young man finds Gloria, she’s got a piece of rebar through her and was chowing down on one of their other friends.

The young man starts to run, slipping out of the church and onto the street. (He does scared running very well.)2015_FTWD_Season1_E1_Running

He then gets hit by a car and gets knocked out.

When we come back from commercial Nick’s family comes to the hospital. The police are there, Nick has drugs in his system and appears to be a known quantity to the cops.

The infection is starting. Nick’s mom goes to her job at the school – lots of other teachers have called out sick. Madison (Nick’s mom) catches a kid coming in with a pocket knife. The kids seems to know something is going down. The kid knows that something is spreading and that people are being killed. Madison is blind to the truth.

Back in the hospital Nick is having a nightmare. He remembers what he saw and doesn’t believe it was a drug induced memory. He tells his step father he doesn’t need to be restrained, he was running from something, not into traffic. (I guess they think he tried to hurt himself.) As he’s talking he begins to remember what happened. And in the process he tells his stepfather about the church – and his zombie girlfriend who was eating another dude.

Of course the stepfather being the good guy that he is decides to go check out the church. Creepy flashlight search slowly happens. The tension builds until the step father finds a junky hiding in a closet and sees blood on the walls as he goes deeper into the church. He then yells and starts searching. Because that is absolutely logical. He then slips and falls into a blood puddle – and likely just got infected.

When everyone wakes up it is time to go to work. Apparently Nick’s mom and stepfather both work at the same school. They go to work, leaving Nick strapped to his bed in the hospital while the old dude behind the curtain is making weird noises. Nick tricks his nurse into letting one of his arms out his restraints, which I thought was going to save his life – but then the old man next door codes and is taken out of the room.

Of course now Nick has both his hands free and as fast as he can get out of bed – he gets dressed and makes a run for it. When Nick’s parents come back they are pissed, but the hospital staff can’t do anything. Nick’s mom looks at stepdad and tell him to take her to “where it started”.

And off we go to the church using what I can only describe as “Carl Logic”. They pull up outside the creepy as church and go back in. There are no bodies – “They couldn’t just get up and walk away.” – but there is a lot of blood.

They go upstairs and find Nick’s crash pad – and one of his syringes. Mom is obviously upset. On the way out we hear sirens and dogs. I think the world is starting to crash.

After leaving the church they go to one of Nick’s friends places. Calvin offers to make some calls for them, to try and find Nick.

Nick apparently had enough money to buy a burner. He calls someone then finds an underpass to crash under.

The episode ends with Alicia (Nick’s sister) waiting at Venice Beach for her boyfriend – looking around as if she knows something is wrong.

As stepfather and Nick’s mom are driving the highway comes to a dead stop and we hear lots of cops and helicopters. The helicopter is telling people to stay in their vehicles – and then we hear lots of gunshots. Stepdad then pulls away, taking a ramp that no one else could apparently see.

The next day inside the teacher’s lounge the teachers and the principal are watching video from the night before on the highway. Medics are working on some dude, then he grabs the EMS worker and starts to attack him. The cops eventually unload on him but the guy keeps coming.

In class, Alicia is watching the same video. The zombie doesn’t stop coming for the cops until he gets hit in the had. “The kill shot.”

The last scene is of Nick – wobbly and apparently high – wondering into a diner to apologize to Calvin, the same dude Nick’s parents when to talk to. Apparently Calvin is Nick’s dealer. Nick is convinced that Calvin gave him contaminated drugs. Calvin thinks that Nick is going to out him as a dealer and takes him for a little drive. Calvin tries to get Nick out of the car with a gun at his side, but Nick sees it and they wrestle. Calvin gets a round in the stomach and Nick freaks out.

At least he calls his parents – or at least his stepfather. He didn’t want his mom there. Nick then rambles, telling his parents that he shot Calvin. Mom, stepdad, and Nick go down to the runoff drain to look for Calvin – but his body is gone. Almost like he got up and walked away.

As the family is backing up, trying to get out of the rain tunnel they see Calvin. He almost bites Nick’s mom before Nick uses his stepfathers truck to punt Calvin back down into the main runoff path. They think Calvin is dead until he start to move. They need to crush his skull!

I have to say I really liked the first episode of Fear the Walking Dead. They did an awesome job of building the start of the show. I can’t wait to see the rest of the season.

 

Things I loved about this episode…

  • Gloria’s Zombie butt. (Sorry, it was nice.)2015_FTWD_Season1_E1_GloriaButt
  • Nick does the junky very well.
  • Stepfather – “There are no bodies. They couldn’t just get up and walk away.”
  • Nick’s freak out when Calvin’s body is gone.
  • The sense of the slowly building disaster. I can’t wait for the reality of it to break.

Things that I didn’t like about this episode…

  • Travis only brings a knife to school? How about a bat or a gun? Come on, it’s California.
  • Really step father dude? You go to check out the church your stepson said had dead people in it and a girl who was eating some dude? In the dark? By yourself?
  • Stepdad finds a puddle of blood in the church where his son says a girl was eating a dude and he doesn’t call the police?
  • At first I thought Nick made an awesome Junky, but then I thought he looks too clean – to put together. Most junkies I see have sores on their faces and look like crap. (Philadelphia yo!)
    • Update – later on he does look like a junky and he has sores. Yay?




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Survival Day 235 (Bungee Cords)

Bungee Cords are an excellent addition to any car trunk or gear bag. Throw a couple in with your tent bag and general supplies as well. You can use Bungee Cords to do everything from strap a gun to a motorcyle or secure extra supplies on the top of your Bicycle Cargo Wagon (Day 117). Maybe you are stringing a tarp up for a quick rain fly. Bungee Cords are excellent to quickly put up and take down temporary things like tents, tarps, and mosquito netting.

Need to secure a flashlight or a lantern form a tree so you can both hands to fight. Yep, Bungee Cords.

What do you do if your pants get drenched in Zombie blood and the only ones you can find are four sizes too big. Yep, make yourself a pair of redneck suspenders using Bungee Cords.

Have a tarp but no raincoat, and its pouring out? Cut a hole in the tarp and secure it around your waist with a  Bungee Cord.

Cold out and you have a blanket? Do the same thing you did with the tarp.

What other uses can you think of? I’m all out…

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2015

DaySurvival Gear
Survival Day 235Bungee Cords
Survival Day 234Buttermilk Pancake Mix
Survival Day 233Super Absorbency Tampons
Survival Day 232Deep Cycle 12v Rechargeable Battery for Solar Panels
Survival Day 231Emergency Water Bags
Survival Day 230Non-Electric Stainless Steel Portable Water Distiller
Survival Day 229Toilet Paper
Survival Day 228Hand-Crank Emergency Radio, Flashlight
Survival Day 227Mace
Survival Day 226Cannned Chicken
Survival Day 225Tire Quick Repair
Survival Day 224Survival Food Tabs
Survival Day 223Instant Nonfat Dry Milk
Survival Day 222Sutures - Size 4.0 C-6
Survival Day 221Steel Utility Cart
Survival Day 22055 Gallon Drum
Survival Day 219Motorcycle Riding Armor (Leather Jacket)
Survival Day 218Concealed Ankle Holster
Survival Day 217WaterBricks
Survival Day 21612 Gauge Ambidextrous Folding Stock
Survival Day 215Addalock
Survival Day 214Survival Pasta
Survival Day 213Window/Door Alarms
Survival Day 212Rechargeable Solar LED Lantern
Survival Day 211Dental Extraction Forceps
Survival Day 210Compound Bow
Survival Day 209Waterproof Playing Cards
Survival Day 208Vinegar
Survival Day 207Framing Hammer
Survival Day 20625 Round Shotgun Pouch
Survival Day 205Zombie Target
Survival Day 204250 Piece Tackle Kit
Survival Day 203Telescopic Fishing Rod
Survival Day 202Chest Seal High For Trauma Wounds
Survival Day 201Waterproof Spotting Scope
Survival Day 200Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride
Survival Day 199Thai Enep Machete
Survival Day 198Duct Tape
Survival Day 197Marine Numeric Padlock
Survival Day 196Large Duffel Bag
Survival Day 195Condoms
Survival Day 194Butterfly Closure Strips
Survival Day 193Log/Timber Carrier
Survival Day 192Nomad Portable Solar Panel
Survival Day 191Pinto Beans
Survival Day 190Sterile Stapler
Survival Day 189Gatorade Powder
Survival Day 188All Natural Insect Repellent
Survival Day 18756 Shotgun Shell Bandolier
Survival Day 186Meat Grinder
Survival Day 185Waterproof 6 Pistol Case
Survival Day 18450-Gallon Rain Water Collection Barrel
Survival Day 183Auto Glass LifeHammer
Survival Day 182Pedal Generator, Emergency Charger
Survival Day 181Aluminum Foil
Survival Day 180Hand Lock Pick Set
Survival Day 179Stainless Steel Mirror
Survival Day 178Home Insect Killer Spray
Survival Day 177Slingshot
Survival Day 176Bed Bug Spray
Survival Day 175Peanut Butter
Survival Day 174Baby Wipes
Survival Day 173Vegetable Oil
Survival Day 172Princeton Tec Apex 200 Lumen Headlamp
Survival Day 171Weatherproof Tactical Pen
Survival Day 170Sentry Alarm Mines
Survival Day 169Stone Paper Hard Cover Notebook
Survival Day 168Bulk Acetaminophen
Survival Day 167Survivor Filter PRO
Survival Day 166GoSun Stove Portable, High Efficiency Solar Cooker
Survival Day 165.50 Cal Ammo Can Insert
Survival Day 164Woodland Camouflage Fatigues
Survival Day 163Flour - 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 162Face Shield
Survival Day 161Riot Shield
Survival Day 160Dual Fuel Lantern
Survival Day 159Outfitter XXL Cot
Survival Day 158Jawz Rat Trap
Survival Day 157Manual Drinking Water Pump
Survival Day 156Waterproof 4 Pistol Case
Survival Day 155Grappling Hook
Survival Day 154Cutlass Machete
Survival Day 153Gummi Bears
Survival Day 152Spear
Survival Day 151Camp Dining Table
Survival Day 150Cut-Resistant Gloves
Survival Day 149Hand Drill Auger
Survival Day 148Wolverine Hiking Boot
Survival Day 147Post Hole Digger
Survival Day 146Galvanized Steel Barbed Wire
Survival Day 145Camouflage All-Purpose Tarp
Survival Day 144Ratchet Tie Downs
Survival Day 143Armored Entry Door
Survival Day 142Lamp Oil
Survival Day 141Bulk Honey
Survival Day 140Heavy Duty Trash Bags
Survival Day 139Bleach
Survival Day 138Reusable Mouse Traps
Survival Day 137Survival Rice
Survival Day 136Sriracha
Survival Day 135Yeti Tundra Cooler
Survival Day 134Outdoor Water Solutions Windmill Kit
Survival Day 133Knife, Fork and Spoon Set
Survival Day 132Kershaw Machete/Camp Knife
Survival Day 131Insect Head Net
Survival Day 130Wall Shelf Hidden Gun Cabinet
Survival Day 129Emergency Food Supply
Survival Day 128Discreet Gun Bag
Survival Day 127Dutch Oven
Survival Day 126Block & Tackle
Survival Day 125Rotary Hand Pump
Survival Day 124Magazine and Gun Mounting Magnet
Survival Day 123Bolt Cutters
Survival Day 122Tactical Holster Shirt
Survival Day 121Sledge Hammer
Survival Day 120Cast Iron Cooking Tripod
Survival Day 119Bulletproof Backpack
Survival Day 118Camp Hot Water Heater
Survival Day 117Bicycle Cargo Trailer & Hand Wagon
Survival Day 116Rotisserie & Grill
Survival Day 115Mosquito Netting
Survival Day 114Camp Kitchen
Survival Day 113Family/Hunting Tent
Survival Day 112Single Use Double Cuffs
Survival Day 111Remington 870 Shotgun
Survival Day 110Dual-Suspension Mountain Bike
Survival Day 109Survival Seeds
Survival Day 108Blood Type Patches
Survival Day 107Gold Bars
Survival Day 1062 Qt. Canteen
Survival Day 105Potassium Iodide Tablets
Survival Day 104SureFire DSF-870 Shotgun Forend WeaponLight
Survival Day 10312G Dry Fire Snap Caps
Survival Day 102Single Harness Point Sling
Survival Day 101Tactical Vest
Survival Day 100Canoe
Survival Day 99Dual Grit Sharpening Stone
Survival Day 98Camouflage Tactical Netting
Survival Day 97Game Processors Portable Butcher’s Kit
Survival Day 96Cast Net
Survival Day 95Chemical Trip Flare
Survival Day 94Military Grade Lightsticks
Survival Day 93Whistle
Survival Day 92Pickeroon
Survival Day 91Wood Caddy With Large Wheels
Survival Day 90Two-Man Crosscut Saw
Survival Day 89Scythe and Handle
Survival Day 88Brush Pants
Survival Day 87Wind & Waterproof Survival Matches
Survival Day 86Metal Sighting Compass
Survival Day 85Closed Bar Holder
Survival Day 8424-Gun Security Safe
Survival Day 83Rain Suit
Survival Day 82Fire Escape Ladder – 25 Foot
Survival Day 81Security Door Bar Restraint
Survival Day 80Roof Access Hatch
Survival Day 79Aluminum Attic Ladder
Survival Day 788 Mil Security Window Film
Survival Day 7710-Code Keyless Digital Door Lock
Survival Day 76MuckBoots Hi-Cut Boots
Survival Day 75Crochet Kit
Survival Day 74Hand Crank And Solar Powered LED Flashlight
Survival Day 73K’NEX Building Sets
Survival Day 72Snow Shovel And Saw
Survival Day 71Large Hand Crank Siren
Survival Day 70MicroSolar Home Solar System Kit
Survival Day 69Manual Typewriter
Survival Day 68Protective Coveralls
Survival Day 67Paracord
Survival Day 66DivaCup
Survival Day 65Sandbags
Survival Day 64Tomahawk
Survival Day 63Kevlar Sleeves
Survival Day 62Steel Handcuffs
Survival Day 61Pumkin Puncher
Survival Day 60Cast Iron Stove
Survival Day 59Sugar, 50 Pound Bag
Survival Day 58Dry Erase Board
Survival Day 57Buttons & Tack
Survival Day 56Gravity Shower
Survival Day 55FuBar Pry Bar
Survival Day 542-1/2-Inch Common Nails
Survival Day 535-Gallon Water Bottles
Survival Day 52Tree Stand Climber
Survival Day 51Mambe Extreme Outdoor Blanket
Survival Day 50Razor Comb
Survival Day 49260 Gallon Water Storage Tank
Survival Day 48210-Piece Tool Set
Survival Day 47Emergency Zone Toilet Set
Survival Day 46Camo Crossbow
Survival Day 45Metal Ammo Can
Survival Day 44Fiskars Digging Shovel
Survival Day 43Gamo .177 Caliber Pellet Rifle
Survival Day 42Survival Candles
Survival Day 415 Gallon Buckets With Seal Tight Lids
Survival Day 40Salt
Survival Day 39Gas Fastening Tool
Survival Day 38P38 GI Type Can Openers
Survival Day 37K&R Walker 25 Pedometer
Survival Day 36Optimus – Hiking Stove
Survival Day 35Bent Snips
Survival Day 34Nitrile Gloves
Survival Day 33Gun Cleaning Kit
Survival Day 32Internal Frame Pack
Survival Day 31Snowshoes
Survival Day 30SAM Splint
Survival Day 29Combat Tourniquet
Survival Day 28Emergency Survival Tent
Survival Day 27Fixed Blade Knife
Survival Day 26Insulated Bib
Survival Day 25Pocket Rescusitator
Survival Day 24Mini Cookset
Survival Day 23Kukri
Survival Day 22Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 21Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 20Sap Cap
Survival Day 19Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 18Automatic Watch
Survival Day 17Survival Bag
Survival Day 16Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 15Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 14Safety Razor
Survival Day 13Go Girl
Survival Day 12Smoker
Survival Day 11Small Game Snares
Survival Day 10Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 9Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 8Survival Hammer
Survival Day 7Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 6Pepper Spray
Survival Day 5Field Bag
Survival Day 4Maps
Survival Day 3Body Armor
Survival Day 2Folding Knife
Survival Day 1Fire Starter
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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