My Team – Camo Girl

This girl is on My Team when the apocalypse starts. I’m assuming that bathing suite will let her slip through the undead like its camouflage.

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Survival Day 25 (Pocket Rescusitator)

It’s horrible, people are going to die. There just isn’t an apocalypse without a lot of people dying. And getting wounded. A lot of people are not going to survive who would have with proper medical care. If someone on your team drops and can’t breath are you going to do mouth to mouth only to risk having your lips bitten off if he is about to turn? Not me, I like my lips. So I’ll keep a Pocket Rescusitator with my medical gear.

If you love your lips, don’t risk having them ripped off your face while you are trying to do a good deed. Buy a Pocket Rescusitator! Keep your lips!

Survival Day 1 Fire Starter
Survival Day 2 Folding Knife
Survival Day 3 Body Armor
Survival Day 4 Maps
Survival Day 5 Field Bag
Survival Day 6 Pepper Spray
Survival Day 7 Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 8 Survival Hammer
Survival Day 9 Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 10 Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 11 Small Game Snares
Survival Day 12 Smoker
Survival Day 13 Go Girl
Survival Day 14 Safety Razor
Survival Day 15 Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 16 Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 17 Survival Bag
Survival Day 18 Automatic Watch
Survival Day 19 Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 20 Sap Cap
Survival Day 21 Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 22 Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 23 Kukri
Survival Day 24 Mini Cookset
Survival Day 25 Pocket Rescusitator
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Rubik’s Cube Solver

It is always good to know that people are using technology to help one another. You know, like by building a Rubik’s Cube solver.

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TWD – That Zombie Was Intense

Or wait, did I mean In Tents?

TWD, I miss you!

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Survival Day 24 (Mini Cookset)

Survival is really all about the little things. What are you going to cook your dinner in? How are you going to boil water you collect from on top of  a tarp? And if you are Bear Grylls, what are you going to pee in so you can drink your urine? This  Mini Cookset, that’s what. It is light and holds 700mls of fluid which is just big enough to satisfy your hunger or thirst without being so big that it is a pain in the ass to carry. And this unit is designed with the lid a slot for the spork so everything stays together.

And since its made of titanium it will never rust or give anything you cook in it an odd flavor. 

Survival Day 1 Fire Starter
Survival Day 2 Folding Knife
Survival Day 3 Body Armor
Survival Day 4 Maps
Survival Day 5 Field Bag
Survival Day 6 Pepper Spray
Survival Day 7 Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 8 Survival Hammer
Survival Day 9 Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 10 Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 11 Small Game Snares
Survival Day 12 Smoker
Survival Day 13 Go Girl
Survival Day 14 Safety Razor
Survival Day 15 Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 16 Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 17 Survival Bag
Survival Day 18 Automatic Watch
Survival Day 19 Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 20 Sap Cap
Survival Day 21 Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 22 Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 23 Kukri
Survival Day 24 Mini Cookset
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Saturday Movie – What If (2013)

Okay, I’m sorry, my estrogen is flowing. What If is my new favorite love story. I plan on gushing below, so put on your galoshes.

Let’s start with the movie. It is a clear winner and I hate myself for having not watched it until now. Daniel Radcliffe plays a wonderful love struck Wallace who struggles, like most of us, with the left over damage from a previous relationship. And he manages to do what we all hope but in all likelihood, never achieve, turning this…

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Into this…

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Do you have any idea how hard it is just to find someone who will think about how you feel? That right there is the definition of love, someone who thinks about you, and how you feel.

Which leads me to the second part of this post. Zoe Kazan…2015_Zoe_Kazan

I’m not ashamed to say that I fell in love with this amazing, beautiful young woman while watching this movie. She is sweet, kind, a drop dead 10, and has an amazing sense of humor. Her smile makes something in my chest flutter and melt. She is completely, utterly, amazing in this movie.

My only hope is that she needs a kidney and I’m a donor match.

So needless to say, make sure you watch What If tonight. It is the perfect date night movie.

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Bad Ass Zombie

All I could think about when I saw this girl sucking down slices of turkey is that she would be a very bad zombie to have attack you.

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Best Selling Apocalypse Thrillers On Sale Now!

Buy the best selling new Apocalypse Thrillers now!

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Survival Day 23 (Kukri)

Not just any blade is going to cut through skulls and spines. You need something with a heavy front end that will allow you to chop through the undead efficiently. This Kukri is exactly what you need to get the job done. Some machetes are thin stamped steel that will bed very easily laterally and while they sharpen easily, they won’t hold an edge over time. This  1055 medium carbon spring tempered steel Kukri on the other hand was designed to be used in tough environments. There are two lengths, so make sure you get the “Magnum” with the 17 inch blade. Or maybe get both and give the little one to your kids or a smaller party member.

And just like anything else, I do recommend practicing with this. Find someone who needs some ground cleared and volunteer for an afternoon to get the feel of swinging the blade. It isn’t hard, but it takes a different set of muscles than you are probably used to and it is better you find out how tiring it is to swing a machete now versus when you are trying to clear a hallway to get your family clear of your house.

Survival Day 1 Fire Starter
Survival Day 2 Folding Knife
Survival Day 3 Body Armor
Survival Day 4 Maps
Survival Day 5 Field Bag
Survival Day 6 Pepper Spray
Survival Day 7 Kuba-Kickz
Survival Day 8 Survival Hammer
Survival Day 9 Emergency Food Bars
Survival Day 10 Coffee Percolator
Survival Day 11 Small Game Snares
Survival Day 12 Smoker
Survival Day 13 Go Girl
Survival Day 14 Safety Razor
Survival Day 15 Wood Stove Kit
Survival Day 16 Woodsman Axe
Survival Day 17 Survival Bag
Survival Day 18 Automatic Watch
Survival Day 19 Tactical Goggles
Survival Day 20 Sap Cap
Survival Day 21 Evacuation Litter
Survival Day 22 Quick Clot Gauze
Survival Day 23 Kukri
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Hot Survivor

And it is your job to make sure there are future generations.

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