If you are lucky enough to have a girl who is into the Undead you have to get her a pair of these I Love Zombies Sweatpants. She’ll love them, and love you for getting them for her.
So what did this poor fellow do wrong?
He doesn’t know the gear he’s using. If you look at that large bore weapon you can see it has a compensator on it. The compensator is going to port some of the gasses to reduce recoil, and since he has the end of this gun even with his taillight, its going to force all that rapidly moving gas right up against something that is fragile and breakable.
Know your gear. Guns aren’t toys.
Need to get a gift for that Undead lover who is also into sports? Get them one of these Eagles Zombie Figurine (or whoever their favorite team is – but I live near Philly so the Eagles are it).
When the sh*t hits the fan this girl is on my team. She can pick zombies off from the rooftops and save my butt anytime she wants.
Want to surprise that special someone in your life who hates the Undead? Who hates your love of Zombies? The Zombie Garden Gnome is the perfect surprise gift for them. Don’t wrap it up – don’t put a bow on it. Get a couple of them and put them in the garden.
When your SO finds their Zombie Garden Gnome it will all be worth it!
This is just scary as hell. And yet people keep voting against their own best interests.
“How are you going to be president if you take on the billionaire class?” – CNN
What does that question tell you about how F*cked we are?
Did our founding fathers envision the rich as the ruling class? Or is this a democracy? Stop letting the ultra rich feed you the lies they want you to believe and think about what is really best for you and your family.
Because news flash – tax cuts for the rich and protection for massive corporations aren’t what we need more of.
“That Zombie Was Intense” – That made me smile.
I feel this way most Mondays too.
This girl is lucky she got away with her life and her hands. That is just some scary images. I think she had a misfire and had a round stuck in the chamber but we will never now for sure.
Make sure you know your guns and when something doesn’t feel right stop and take the time to make sure everything is okay.
Posted in Daily Rants
Tagged Guns, Scary
Want to make that Zombie Lover in your life very happy? Surprise them with this Zombie Outbreak Backpack . This thing is awesome and it will make someone very happy when they open this up.