Mondays – Yep, Work Is Still There

Believe it or not I actually love my job. Just not on Monday mornings.
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Teddy Bear Falcon PUNCH!

I miss those days when a Teddy Bear could take all my worries away.

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Survival Day 38 (Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree Tent)

These are some things I hate:

  • Opening a box of thin mints to find out someone put an empty box back in the fridge.
  • Being cold and wet.
  • Being eaten alive by the undead

The first one I can’t do anything about. The second two however can be solved with this Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree Tent. String this baby up in a tree high enough that the undead can’t reach you, and you will be warm and safe in the woods while the undead boy scouts wander around under you, hungry and sad.

Do you have a few trees close to your house? String this Tree Tent up so you can use it as an emergency get away from the roof if the undead manage to get into the house. I like this option if you have to leave your family behind while you scavenge. Coming back from a foraging trip to find your family eaten is just a bummer.

  • Unique, elevated tent design is the world’s first truly portable treehouse that provides comfortable and spacious accommodation in any environment
  • Unaffected by ground topography or water; provides increased separation from bugs, snakes and predators
  • 3-person, 2-season design can accommodate maximum load of 880 lbs
  • Features fully removable rainfly roof and removable insect mesh than can double as a dry storage shelf
  • Includes industrial-grade straps with built-in ratcheting system for tensioning and instructions

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 38Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree TentCamping / Wet Weather Gear
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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One More Weak Until TWD

This is what utter fear looks like.

And next week its back!!!
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Gun Porn – Phones Are Not Bulletproof

Just in case you ever wondered if your phone would save you from a bullet. The answer is no, not even a bit.

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Survival Day 37 (MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting Boot)

It is gross and muddy out right now. The snow melted and my yard is a muddy mess. My dogs have chewed up the yard and even walking to my shed left me sinking into the mud up to my ankles. Which made me very happy to have my MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting Boots. They are perfect for slogging through the mud or the muck that killing a few dozen of the undead will do when you are clearing out the school gym. Trust me, you do not want that stuff going down into your shoes. You will be very thankful you have these Boots. After you clean house you can fill a bucket with water and bleach and you will be good to go for the next fight.

  • Rubber and Fabric
  • Rubber sole
  • Rugged knee-high hunting boot featuring Realtree shaft in waterproof materials
  • Reinforced achilles support panel
  • Reinforced shank

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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My Team – Monkey Girl

You never know when you will need to send a member of your team up a scaffolding to cover the rest of your team as they get to cover. I bet this girl can climb like a monkey and I can teach her to shoot. Which puts her on My Team.

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Trolling Young

Some things are hard to understand until you have your own kids and stuff like this makes total sense.
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Survival Day 36 (Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens Flashlight)

The power is going to go out when the ZA starts. It will likely never come back on. Those first few days and nights are going to be dark and scary. Your primordial fear of the dark will quickly become a critical survival tool. DON’T GO INTO THE DARK!!!

Of course, you might not always have that option. The dark is going to happen whether you like it or not and when you absolutely need to know if the thing scrabbling in the night is a squirrel or a zombie, you are going to want this Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens Flashlight. At 4000 Lumens this flashlight is going to cut through the dark  and show you everything that’s trying to hide from you. Just remember everything within a few miles is going to be able to see this thing when you turn it on. That might be good or bad, just remember how much light this thing makes when you turn it on.

  • Upgraded with XM-L2 LED
  • 4000 Lumens
  • Compatible with both 18650 Li-ion and CR123 batteries (Not Included)

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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Friday – Beer Is Better Than Abs

Totally true, try beer…
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