Monday – I Want To Break Up

Monday, its just not working for me anymore.

I need for you to leave and never come back…

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Hot Zombie – She Wants Your Number

Give her a call. What could go wrong…
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Fear the Walking Dead (Season 2, Episode 3)

Fear the Walking Dead, Season 2

Episode 3, Ouroboros

Summary:

Ouroboros merges Fear The Walking Dead with the airplane shorts. The plane has crashed and Alex and the few survivors are in a raft. The kid from the plane is burnt and severely wounded. I’m guessing we see some sign of them within the main series?

Strand is making a mysterious call in the opening scene of Ouroboros but the connection is poor. Strand has until sundown to reach some destination – but for unknown purposes. 2016_FTWD_S2_E3_StrandStressed

While strand is in the wheelhouse Travis and Madison are about to forget about the zombie apocalypse for a few minutes at least until the boat makes some angry noises and comes to a dead stop. Something is stopping the cooling intake on the boat which means someone has to go below and see whats clogging things up. I don’t think anyone was surprised to see its a walker – well, except for Travis, he seemed completely surprised.

The walker fudged up the water intake, which seems to have destroyed the cooling for the engines as well as the desalination unit. Travis thinks he can fix it – maybe, but Strand snaps, he needs the boat running.

A few quick plot points roll by in the next few minutes. Ofelia’s gunshot wound is infected and she has a fever. Outside on the deck Alicia sees the wreckage from the plane. Suitcases are strewn across the beach. It is time to go scavenging. As Nick & Chris pack up the skiff Daniel tells Madison he found Strand’s maps of Mexico.

The scavenging party heads over to the landmass to loot the wreckage of the plane as Travis goes scuba diving to clear the water intake.

On the beach Nick finds himself a nice little pocket knife while Alicia picks out some new clothing. Chris on the other hand wanders off to find another part of the main fuselage. Inside he finds a few walkers still strapped in their chairs as well as a single survivor who ends up begging him for help.

After Madison knows that Travis is safe she goes into the wheelhouse and confronts Strand about where they are heading. Strand tells her that there is a house in Mexico that has walls and food stores, and a well. Madison tells him they are coming.

On the beach Daniel tells Nick its back luck to joke while they are pillaging from the dead. It doesn’t distract Nick from noticing that Daniel was looking for drugs. In the plane Chris gets the survivor from the plane out of his chair only to find out the man’s spine is sticking from his back. The man is begging Chris for help, begging him to end the pain. Chris is forced to use his makeshift hammer to bash the guys head in.

When Daniel finally realizes that Chris is gone he goes looking only to find Alex from the plane crash. She runs by him, screaming, “Run!” The horde is behind her.2016_FTWD_S2_E3_RUN

Alicia finds Chris while Nick stands on the edge of a sand pit before slipping in. The scavenging team regroups at the boat when they hear Daniel beginning to shoot. The landing party is in trouble, surrounded by a larger and larger horde – and Daniel is out of ammo. They fight but are slowly pushed back to the edge of the cliff.2016_FTWD_S2_E3_Overrun

Nick then makes his surprise re-appearance as a blood soaked walker. Only he was using Ricks trick from the main series. He was just fading into the zombie background – at least until he needed to save his sister.

Nick then goes full zombie, growling back at another walker before running to catch up with the others at the boat. Luckily Travis was able to get the main boat working just in time. Alex and the wounded kid end up being towed to the main boat but Strand refuses to let them join the crew. Travis convinces Strand to let them two the raft. They give Alex some supplies and let out some line, towing her behind them.

The episode ends with Strand going to the back of the boat and cutting Alex and her boat away.

Things I loved about this episode…

  • The way they merged the plane shorts with the main show.
  • The walker in the sand being eaten by the crabs.
  • Nick turning to fight off the walkers just in time to save his sister.

Things that I didn’t like about this episode…

  • Travis seeming so surprised that the walker in the water under the boat was still active.
  • Who was supposed to be watching Chris? Why did they let him wander off. Come on people – don’t let him turn into another Carl. Why is he going into the plane and pissing off walkers?
  • Madison confronting Strand while they were basically alone. He could have killed her and Travis and said it was some accident.
  • Daniel found an MP5 on the boat but goes to scavenge without a weapon?
  • I don’t think an emergency raft is designed to be towed behind a boat at speed. Its front edge would be pulled under the water and it would sink. Just saying.

Main Characters:

  • Nick Clark – Starts the season off by finding his girlfriend turned into a walker in a church. Has a addition problem.
  • Alicia Clark – Nick’s sister. Has already lost her boyfriend to the virus.
  • Madison Clark – Mother to Nick and Alicia. She worked at the high school where she met Travis Manawa, her boyfriend.
  • Travis Manawa – School teacher and Madison’s love interest.
  • Chris Manawa – Travis’s son.
  • Daniel Salazar – The Barber who shelters Team Travis in Episode 2.
  • Ofelia Salazar  – The Barber’s cute daughter.
  • Strand – The Instigator who Nick met in the detention center in Season 1, Episode 5.
  • Jack the Radio Dude – Alicia’s radio boyfriend.
  • Alex – Female from flight 462 plane shorts.




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Dear Patton Oswalt

Dear Patton,

I woke up this morning and was sad to see you had lost your wife.

You have brought countless hours of joy to my family through your comedy.

I am deeply sorry for your loss. In time I hope you and your daughter find peace in the loving memories of your wife.

Best regards,

matthew

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Survival Day 115 (Easy EVAC Roll Stretcher)

You never know when someone is going to fall out of a treestand or tumble down a boat ramp and get hurt which is why I keep this Easy EVAC Roll Stretcher rolled up and stuffed in my vehicle and another on a shelf at my bolt hole. You never know when you might need to carry an injured person away from harm and this Roll Stretcher is a heck of a lot more portable then a standard two pole unit and also has the benefit of having hand holds all around its edge and if you end up having to haul someone a good distance you can always cut down some saplings and make a more standard style stretcher out of it.

This is one of those items your better off having while hoping you never need it.

  • Light, versatile, easy to store
  • Can be rolled into compact size
  • Easy to maneuver
  • Weight: 4 pounds
  • Dimensions: 70L x 26W x 0.5H inches

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 115Easy EVAC Roll StretcherFirst Aid / Bolt Hole Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 114Enamel Tableware SetCooking / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 113Instant Read ThermometerCooking / Tools / Critical Item
Survival Day 112Road AtlasVehicle Gear / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 111QuickClot Combat GauzeFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 110Combat TourniquetFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 109Hunters Lift SystemHunting / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 108Mosquito NettingBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Medical
Survival Day 107EMT ShearsFirst Aid / Medical / Survival Gear
Survival Day 106Folding Clover Solar Camping LanternSolar / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 105Solar ShowerHealth / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 104Boonie HatSurvival Clothing / Hunting
Survival Day 103Kindle VoyageBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 10210 Watt Hand Crank Pocket GeneratorTools / Bug Out Stuff / Bug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 101Portable Male Urinal SystemHealth / Survival Gear/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 100Fixed Blade SawTools / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 99Freighter Frame PackBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 98Bolt LockSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 97Camo Rain SuitWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 96Large Cache TubeGuns / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 9510 Pound Salt BucketFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 941,000-Pound Capacity Garden CartTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 93Steel Door Security BarSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 9220-Ounce Framing HammerTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 91D Handle ShovelTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 90Safety Shield With Anti Fog GogglesSafety / Bolt Hole Stuff / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 89Shelving Rack with WheelsBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 88Pinto BeansFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 87NailsSecurity / Tools/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 86RespiratorBug Out Stuff/ Survival Gear
Survival Day 85Mixed Tool SetTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 84Waterproof Phone CaseWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 8310200 mAh Power BankBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 82115 Hours Emergency CandlesBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 812000 Watt Super Quiet GeneratorBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 80Cut Proof Stainless Steel GlovesCooking / Weapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 79Push MowerTools / Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 78Compact Bolt CutterTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 77Survival Water BagsFood / Survival Gear
Survival Day 7640 Lb. Pail Emergency SugarFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 75Emergency Food Readiness KitFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 74Window AlarmsSurvival Gear / Home Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 73Tactical Leg HolsterWeapons / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 72Wall Mount Key SafeSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 71Subcom F - Folding Pocket KnifeWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 70Assegai Spear With Short ShaftBug Out Stuff / Weapons / Hunting
Survival Day 69Snow Peak HotlipsCooking / Bug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 68Pot LifterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 67Hiking SawBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 66Cold Steel Trail Boss AxBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 65Sterile Stapler Closure KitBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Medical
Survival Day 64Hammock Tree Hanging StrapsBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 63All-Purpose TarpBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 62Compact Pocket Monocular TelescopeBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 61Camo NettingSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 60Snap-Lock Plastic Hunting BlindSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5910′ Elevated Hunting PlatformSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 58Olive Green Privacy ScreenBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 57Rolling WorkShopTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 56LVL IIIA Ballistic HelmetArmor / Survival Gear
Survival Day 55M7-B BayonetKnife Porn / Survival Gear
Survival Day 54Sleep Eye MaskHealth / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5335 Pc Heavy Duty Tubeless Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5230,000 - 60,000 BTU Liquid Propane HeaterCold Weather Gear / Camping
Survival Day 5113W Portable Solar Panel ChargerCamping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 50Stainless Steel 1qt. Canteen With CupFood / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 49Crazy Bounce Star TargetShooting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 48Body WipesHealth / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 47Freescape Camp Kitchen KitFood / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 469 Cup Coffee PercolatorFood / Camping
Survival Day 45Jerry Gas Can HolderVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 44Remington 870 12GA Bayonet MountWeapons / Shotguns / Survival Gear
Survival Day 43Natural Silk Thermal Glove LinersCold Weather Gear / Survival Clothing
Survival Day 42Long Handled Safety RazorPersonal Care / Survival Gear
Survival Day 41Escaper Buddy Orange Traction MatVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 40Rooftop TentVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 39Hand Pump For Gas, Oil, Water TransferVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 38Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree TentCamping / Wet Weather Gear
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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My Team – I Bet Her Name Is Abbie?

Surviving the ZA is going to take fitness and dedication, as well as the ability to take a pun. Which is why Abbie is on My Team…

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Bad For Laughing – Revenge

That girl got what she had coming. Don’ mess with the tree…

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Survival Day 114 (Enamel Tableware Set)

I’ve actually been two different cabins/camps and when it came time to eat there was literally one pot to cook in and no utinsils and three mismatched plates, two of them with chips in their edges – for six guys. The “host” didn’t really seem to think it was an issue, everyone just kind of made do. It is one of the reasons I always bring my Canteen and Cup (Day 50) with me now. At least I’ll having soemthing to eat out of and make my own hot beverages. It amazes me how many people don’t think about the simple things like this Enamel Tableware Set. It is basically unbreakable and will last forever under normal use. What more could you ask for when the world is falling part post ZA than a plate that won’t break when its dropped?

  • 4 complete settings
  • Each setting consists of a 10.25 inch plate
  • Consists of 6 inch soup bowl & 12oz mug
  • High quality durable steel with a double-coated blue glazed enamel finish
  • Lightweight and compact
  • Ideal for camping, recreational vehicles or home use
  • Brilliant stainless steel edges

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 114Enamel Tableware SetCooking / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 113Instant Read ThermometerCooking / Tools / Critical Item
Survival Day 112Road AtlasVehicle Gear / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 111QuickClot Combat GauzeFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 110Combat TourniquetFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 109Hunters Lift SystemHunting / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 108Mosquito NettingBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Medical
Survival Day 107EMT ShearsFirst Aid / Medical / Survival Gear
Survival Day 106Folding Clover Solar Camping LanternSolar / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 105Solar ShowerHealth / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 104Boonie HatSurvival Clothing / Hunting
Survival Day 103Kindle VoyageBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 10210 Watt Hand Crank Pocket GeneratorTools / Bug Out Stuff / Bug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 101Portable Male Urinal SystemHealth / Survival Gear/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 100Fixed Blade SawTools / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 99Freighter Frame PackBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 98Bolt LockSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 97Camo Rain SuitWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 96Large Cache TubeGuns / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 9510 Pound Salt BucketFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 941,000-Pound Capacity Garden CartTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 93Steel Door Security BarSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 9220-Ounce Framing HammerTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 91D Handle ShovelTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 90Safety Shield With Anti Fog GogglesSafety / Bolt Hole Stuff / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 89Shelving Rack with WheelsBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 88Pinto BeansFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 87NailsSecurity / Tools/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 86RespiratorBug Out Stuff/ Survival Gear
Survival Day 85Mixed Tool SetTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 84Waterproof Phone CaseWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 8310200 mAh Power BankBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 82115 Hours Emergency CandlesBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 812000 Watt Super Quiet GeneratorBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 80Cut Proof Stainless Steel GlovesCooking / Weapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 79Push MowerTools / Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 78Compact Bolt CutterTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 77Survival Water BagsFood / Survival Gear
Survival Day 7640 Lb. Pail Emergency SugarFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 75Emergency Food Readiness KitFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 74Window AlarmsSurvival Gear / Home Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 73Tactical Leg HolsterWeapons / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 72Wall Mount Key SafeSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 71Subcom F - Folding Pocket KnifeWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 70Assegai Spear With Short ShaftBug Out Stuff / Weapons / Hunting
Survival Day 69Snow Peak HotlipsCooking / Bug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 68Pot LifterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 67Hiking SawBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 66Cold Steel Trail Boss AxBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 65Sterile Stapler Closure KitBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Medical
Survival Day 64Hammock Tree Hanging StrapsBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 63All-Purpose TarpBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 62Compact Pocket Monocular TelescopeBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 61Camo NettingSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 60Snap-Lock Plastic Hunting BlindSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5910′ Elevated Hunting PlatformSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 58Olive Green Privacy ScreenBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 57Rolling WorkShopTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 56LVL IIIA Ballistic HelmetArmor / Survival Gear
Survival Day 55M7-B BayonetKnife Porn / Survival Gear
Survival Day 54Sleep Eye MaskHealth / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5335 Pc Heavy Duty Tubeless Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5230,000 - 60,000 BTU Liquid Propane HeaterCold Weather Gear / Camping
Survival Day 5113W Portable Solar Panel ChargerCamping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 50Stainless Steel 1qt. Canteen With CupFood / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 49Crazy Bounce Star TargetShooting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 48Body WipesHealth / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 47Freescape Camp Kitchen KitFood / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 469 Cup Coffee PercolatorFood / Camping
Survival Day 45Jerry Gas Can HolderVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 44Remington 870 12GA Bayonet MountWeapons / Shotguns / Survival Gear
Survival Day 43Natural Silk Thermal Glove LinersCold Weather Gear / Survival Clothing
Survival Day 42Long Handled Safety RazorPersonal Care / Survival Gear
Survival Day 41Escaper Buddy Orange Traction MatVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 40Rooftop TentVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 39Hand Pump For Gas, Oil, Water TransferVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 38Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree TentCamping / Wet Weather Gear
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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99¢ Getting Out Of Jersey eBook Sale

You can now get the best selling Getting Out of Jersey eBook for just 99¢!!!

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Survival Day 113 (Instant Read Thermometer)

If you’ve ever cooked meat over a fire you know that the outside can get black and charred while the insides are still raw and bloody. When you are eating processed meats on your home grill you don’t really need to worry too much about getting parasites or other food born illnesses. Almost all the meat you eat was farm raised and had a decent amount of quality control around it.

Life post ZA won’t be quite so gentile. You have to be more careful when your eating wild game, and that means thoroughly cooking everything you hunt, and the only way to make sure its hot enough to kill whatever nasitness is hiding in it is to use this  Instant Read Thermometer to make sure its thoroughly cooked and was at tempature for long enough. It’s not about taste anymore, its about getting protein and staying alive. Its hard to fight when your insides are squirting out your rear and even if you manage to survive the fight, how are you going to know how to kill off whatever you have swimming in your gut? If you’re lucky you might have saved a doc, but can you count on that?

  • #1. DIGITAL COOKING THERMOMETER with large Instant Read LCD display giving accurate temperature readings in 4 seconds. Auto-shut off saving battery life.Food grade 18/8 stainless steel probe and ABS case plastic material.Folded probe prevent damage or injury.
  • #2. SIMPLE YET PRACTICAL – just open the folding probe and press the “on / off” switch,then insert the probe centimeter into food or water,wait for the internal temperature to be displayed on the LCD screen.there a mini chart printed onto the casing so you can quickly check the ideal temperature for your steak, grilled chicken, pork or fish.
  • #3. HUGE TEMPERATURE RANGE – Massive 630°F temperature range with both Fahrenheit and Celsius readings with highly accuracy – Range: -58°F to 572ºF (-50ºC to 300°C)
  • #4.EASY TO STORGE,PORTABLE-there have a strong magnet on the back of thermometer,it is easy storage on refrigerators.Also have a hang hole,you can find a convenient place to hang.the electronic meat thermometer is very small,easy to put it in pocket to carry for outdoor BBQ on refrigerators or stove.

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2016

DaySurvival GearCategory
Survival Day 113Instant Read ThermometerCooking / Tools / Critical Item
Survival Day 112Road AtlasVehicle Gear / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 111QuickClot Combat GauzeFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 110Combat TourniquetFirst Aid / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 109Hunters Lift SystemHunting / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 108Mosquito NettingBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Medical
Survival Day 107EMT ShearsFirst Aid / Medical / Survival Gear
Survival Day 106Folding Clover Solar Camping LanternSolar / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 105Solar ShowerHealth / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 104Boonie HatSurvival Clothing / Hunting
Survival Day 103Kindle VoyageBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 10210 Watt Hand Crank Pocket GeneratorTools / Bug Out Stuff / Bug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 101Portable Male Urinal SystemHealth / Survival Gear/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 100Fixed Blade SawTools / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 99Freighter Frame PackBolt Hole Stuff / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 98Bolt LockSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 97Camo Rain SuitWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 96Large Cache TubeGuns / Survival Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 9510 Pound Salt BucketFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 941,000-Pound Capacity Garden CartTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Hunting
Survival Day 93Steel Door Security BarSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 9220-Ounce Framing HammerTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 91D Handle ShovelTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 90Safety Shield With Anti Fog GogglesSafety / Bolt Hole Stuff / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 89Shelving Rack with WheelsBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 88Pinto BeansFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 87NailsSecurity / Tools/ Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 86RespiratorBug Out Stuff/ Survival Gear
Survival Day 85Mixed Tool SetTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 84Waterproof Phone CaseWet Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 8310200 mAh Power BankBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 82115 Hours Emergency CandlesBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 812000 Watt Super Quiet GeneratorBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 80Cut Proof Stainless Steel GlovesCooking / Weapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 79Push MowerTools / Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 78Compact Bolt CutterTools / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 77Survival Water BagsFood / Survival Gear
Survival Day 7640 Lb. Pail Emergency SugarFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 75Emergency Food Readiness KitFood / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 74Window AlarmsSurvival Gear / Home Security / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 73Tactical Leg HolsterWeapons / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 72Wall Mount Key SafeSecurity / Bolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 71Subcom F - Folding Pocket KnifeWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 70Assegai Spear With Short ShaftBug Out Stuff / Weapons / Hunting
Survival Day 69Snow Peak HotlipsCooking / Bug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 68Pot LifterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 67Hiking SawBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 66Cold Steel Trail Boss AxBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 65Sterile Stapler Closure KitBug Out Stuff / Bolt Hole Stuff / Medical
Survival Day 64Hammock Tree Hanging StrapsBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 63All-Purpose TarpBolt Hole Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 62Compact Pocket Monocular TelescopeBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 61Camo NettingSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 60Snap-Lock Plastic Hunting BlindSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5910′ Elevated Hunting PlatformSecurity / Hunting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 58Olive Green Privacy ScreenBolt Hole Stuff / Security
Survival Day 57Rolling WorkShopTools / Bolt Hole Stuff
Survival Day 56LVL IIIA Ballistic HelmetArmor / Survival Gear
Survival Day 55M7-B BayonetKnife Porn / Survival Gear
Survival Day 54Sleep Eye MaskHealth / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5335 Pc Heavy Duty Tubeless Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 5230,000 - 60,000 BTU Liquid Propane HeaterCold Weather Gear / Camping
Survival Day 5113W Portable Solar Panel ChargerCamping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 50Stainless Steel 1qt. Canteen With CupFood / Camping / Survival Gear
Survival Day 49Crazy Bounce Star TargetShooting / Survival Gear
Survival Day 48Body WipesHealth / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 47Freescape Camp Kitchen KitFood / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 469 Cup Coffee PercolatorFood / Camping
Survival Day 45Jerry Gas Can HolderVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 44Remington 870 12GA Bayonet MountWeapons / Shotguns / Survival Gear
Survival Day 43Natural Silk Thermal Glove LinersCold Weather Gear / Survival Clothing
Survival Day 42Long Handled Safety RazorPersonal Care / Survival Gear
Survival Day 41Escaper Buddy Orange Traction MatVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 40Rooftop TentVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 39Hand Pump For Gas, Oil, Water TransferVehicle Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 38Tentsile Vista 3-Person Tree TentCamping / Wet Weather Gear
Survival Day 37MuckBoots FieldBlazer Hunting BootSurvival Clothing / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 36Nitecore Tiny Monster 4000 Lumens FlashlightBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 35Quick Draw Gun MagnetSecurity / Weapons
Survival Day 3425 Round Shotgun Reload PouchWeapons / Ammo
Survival Day 33Roofing HatchetWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 32LuminAID PackLite Inflatable Solar LightBug Out Stuff / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 31Waterproof Map CaseBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 30PedometerBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 29Snare WireBug Out Stuff / Survival Gear
Survival Day 28Winterial Camping and Backpacking TentBug Out Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 27Snow Camo BibCold Weather Gear / Survival Gear
Survival Day 26Cast Iron Wood-Burning StoveBolt Hole Stuff / Cold Weather Gear
Survival Day 2555 Gallon Water Preserver ConcentrateBolt Hole Stuff / Food
Survival Day 24Downrange TomahawkWeapons / Tools
Survival Day 23Dry Composting ToiletBug Out Stuff / Health
Survival Day 22Emergency Survival Water PouchesFood / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 21QuikClot Advanced Clotting SpongeMedical / Bug Out Stuff
Survival Day 20Emergency Light SticksBug Out Stuff / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 192 Quart Insulated CanteenCritical Gear / Food
Survival Day 18Emergency Bucket ToiletSurvival Gear / Hunting / Camping
Survival Day 17Solo Stove & 2 Pot Set ComboSurvival Gear / Camping
Survival Day 16Leatherman With SheathTools / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 1521 Inch Expandable BatonWeapons / Survival Gear
Survival Day 14MOLLE Assault VestSurvival Clothing / Survival Gear
Survival Day 13Cold Steel Brooklyn SmasherWeapons / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 12Utility SledCold Weather Gear / Hunting
Survival Day 11Knee High Wool Winter/Ski SockSurvival Clothing / Camping / Hunting
Survival Day 10BPA Free 55-gallon Water BarrelFood / Bolt Hole Stuff / Critical Item
Survival Day 9Heavy Duty Machete With "D" Black HandleWeapon / Camping
Survival Day 8Solar Hand Crank Radio, LED Flashlight, Phone ChargerBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 7LifeStraw Personal Water FilterCritical Item / Bug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 6Emergency Food RationsBug Out Stuff / Food
Survival Day 5Fire StarterBug Out Stuff / Camping
Survival Day 48-Pound Double Faced Sledge HammerBug Out Stuff / Vehicle Gear
Survival Day 3Folding Knife With Steel BladeBug Out Stuff / Weapons
Survival Day 2Outdoor Gear Assault PackBug Out Stuff
Survival Day 1Brown RiceFood
365 Days Of Undead-Earth Survival Gear
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