The 25 Days of Undead Christmas – Day 2

For the second of my 25 Undead Christmas presents I want a Scorpion EXO motorcycle jacket.

Its lightweight, strong enough to protect your skin if you lay down a bike at a hundred miles an hour, and has a removable thermal liner for when your hacking apart the undead in the warm summer months.

Think of this jacket as a free get out of jail card for that careless moment when one of the undead latches onto your forearm with its teeth.  You might be bruised, but this jacket is going to make sure you can walk away after you take its head off – versus shuffling away a lifeless, hungry corpse. 

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