Who’s going to die first when the undead rise?

  • Democrats…they will try to fight fair and organize zombie rights marches, right up until they are eaten
  • Republicans…they’ll kill the zombies and inadvertently infect their own children when they sell the meat to fast food companies
  • Independants…they’ll live the longest, they live in the hills by themselves and eat nothing but nuts and berries – they might not even realize the undead aren’t just blood thirsty republicans for several years

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