Hangerover II (2011)

Hangover II (3 Out of 5 Graves)

The movie has done awesome in drawing people into the theatres and making money, even though the reviews were horrible.  The primary gripe was that it is the same movie as the first Hangover – and thus a bad film.

I laughed my ass off multiple times, and even though I was cringing at times when I wasn’t laughing, it was well worth the visit to the multiplex.

It was an enjoyable flick, delivering on what people wanted to see.  Sure, it was a dick joke movie, but it was a funny dick joke movie.




So I thought to myself, there can’t be anything worse than Big Tit Zombies.  There are times when I really wish I wouldn’t make statements like that to myself.

In response, my mousehand found this.

Zombie Ta Ta’s

Oh my god, who paid to have this produced?

I’m not sure if  you speak Japanese if this makes any more sense, but I doubt it.

They like some weird stuff over there.

Oh, and used the cheerleader tag because it was the closest thing to “stripper” that I could find.

Just a Small Machine Gun

I love this guy, but he scares me at the same time.

Where the hell does he get all the weapons?

I love the way he says this is a machine gun, the largest a civilian can own anyway.  When does it become a piece of artillery?  Seriously.

Having said that, I would love to have one on a turret on the top of my house.

Speed Loaders Vs. Clips

So I’m down at the local range, plinking away with my .38 when a buddy starts to give me crap.  He’s emptying Glock 21 clips one after the other, telling me I should get rid of the revolver.

I tell him the .38 is a  great gun to shoot, and the rounds are cheap so I can shoot it all day.  He doesn’t budge, he just keeps piling on, telling me that he can fire more rounds faster, which means he’ll survive when the undead are swarming.

I tell him that’s fine, but in the end I have the advantage of not having to worry about clips getting banged up.  I have speed loaders, but I don’t need them.  My gun will still work without them.

It didn’t help.  He still ragged on me.

May 21st – Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

So as many of you are now aware, the end of the world is upon us today.

As with anytime a crazy person starts to argue or push a point, I have one question, “Do you have the strength of your convictions?”

Do they really believe what they are saying? If you do, put your money where your mouth is. How many of these people sold there homes in the last six months and sent the money to feed the starving?

Hoe many of the “believers” emptied their bank accounts to help those displaced by the floods?

There are tragic world events everyday, and some of these nuts will point to those and say “see, we told you it was the beginning of the end” – but where is the rapture?

I don’t believe it will happen, but if it does I’ve got my guns and machete ready.  I have no doubt I’ll be left behind to face the hordes of rising dead amid earthquakes and worse.  So I ask you who is a stronger believer in their values? The members of the end of the world cult who still have mortgages and life insurance for fifteen years from now? Or those of us who actually stockpile food and weapons for when the end does come?

CDC Believes in Zombies Too

The CDC is concerned about the undead – but only  for the free advertising.

The head of the CDC talked about how he saw a spike in site hits after online chat rooms became abuzz with rumors of zombies after the Japan nuclear meltdown.

As much as I was hoping they were taking it seriously, they are just using it to drive traffic to their site.