Nicholas Cage = Vampire

So the rage the last few days on the interwebs has been the exciting and interesting bit of news that a real life vampire has been found.  Apparently, this picture from the civil war has been discovered, showing Nicholas Cage in an earlier age.

Indispituable proof I’m sure you will agree. Oh wait, except for that fact that we have pictures of Nicholas Cage growing up and there is the 1981 sitcom footage of him in “Best of Times”.  So Either he is a vampire, or you’re just an idiot who will believe anything.  Which, if that is the case, please send me a shoebox full of cash and I’ll promise I won’t send evil death waves your way through the interwebs.

High School:

Nicholas Cage in 1981 in “Best of Times” TV Show (you have to watch for a bit):

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