How do you make a Zombie Christmas Tree?
It is very easy. You get yourself a spool of eighth inch steel cable and a box of steel clips. Make yourself a small loop, “tie” it off with a clip and then slide a section of cable through it until you have yourself a nice sized loop.
Hang twenty or thirty of these from a tree and wait for the undead to wander by. As they get snagged and pull the cable tight, you will find yourself with a tree full of undead. Just in time for the holidays.