Being a Zombiephile is not always easy. People look at your like something’s wrong with you. Its’ really not fair – it’s not like I’m a Republican or a serial killer after all. But once people know, they never quite look at you the same.
How do you hide it, but still prepare for the undead rising? You get yourself a set of these tables. You can have offensive and defensive weapons close at hand, and you prissy friends will never know.
You can thank me later.