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ZOMBIE MOVIES – Witness Infection (2021)

Witness Infection opens with a local country boy who has taken his new neighbor who just moved into town from New Jersey out into the woods to hunt. Whether its the bad sandwich or something else, our friendly hunter ends up being eaten by his new friend.

Sometimes the past comes back to bite you. Two rival mob families are transferred from the Witness Protection Agency by mistake to same city, Temecula, CA.

– Witness Infection

When we come back from the opening scene we are introduced to Carlo, played by Robert Belushi. Yes, he is a member of the famous Belushi clan, and is the nephew of the great John Belushi. His father is an Italian Mobster who needs him to marry his adversaries daughter to help create a peace. Both mobster families have been put in the same town by the FBI, and now they need to figure out how to live together. Apparently an alliance based on marriage is the best idea.

We are then treated to a montage of townspeople eating sausage and peppers – which I am guessing is how the Zombie virus spreads?

The family dinner is a disaster, but at least it was a a bit amusing. Carlo doesn’t want to marry just to create a family alliance, but in the end he doesn’t have a whole lot of choice if he wants to keep all his family alive.

We are at minute 31 when the Zombies show in force and things start to get more Zombie Movie than Soprano Slapstick.

Everyone who ate the sausages appears to be turning, or in the process of turning. Unfortunately, not even puppies are safe.

Puppy Snacks

As the infection takes hold, Carlo and his small gang of survivors face off against crazed mobsters, zombies, and crazed mobster zombies.

Witness Infection is an odd blend of Zombie Movie, Mobster Movie, and comedy, and it mostly works. The contaminated food thing is a little bit played out, and the movie struggles just a bit to hit its stride between serious, funny, and slapstick, but that is just me being hyper critical. Witness Infection scored a 71/100, making it Worth Your Time.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Pandemic (2009)

Pandemic is a very common name in this genre, so make sure you are looking at the movie from 2009. Pandemic from 2009 is the story about a cute veterinarian who finds herself in the midst of an infectious outbreak in the small town of Diablo.

Pandemic is over a decade old at this point, and while you might recognize Ray Wise, who plays General Matthews from what I think is his most iconic role as Leland Palmer in Twin Peaks, most of the other cast members haven’t been in anything super memorable.

Sydney Stevens played by Alesha Rucci, is the town vet, who first encounters the virus when it infects the horse of a local rancher who also happens to be conspiracy theorist.

Sydney does what every good veterinarian does when she hears that a human has also been infected, and heads to the coroners office. This kicks off a call to the CDC, which ends up with the military swooping down on the town to isolate it.

Our conspiracy theorist believes the military let loose the virus to test how it impacts humans, and it’s not too long before we get confirmation that at the very least, the military has more knowledge than they let on when the vaccinate the local coroners assistant, who seems to know the players involved suspiciously well.

Pandemic is actually a decent movie if you are in the mood for a suspenseful drama. However, if you’re in the mood for a Zombie movie, don’t let Pandemic fool you. Regardless of the cool images in the promo, this isn’t a zombie movie, so it scores a 1/100, making it Just Bad if your a Zombiephile.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Cooties (2014)

Cooties is one of those movies that somehow slipped by me when it came out, and I’m just stunned as I watch it. The cast is full of top notch talent, and the movie has that rare mix of action and humor that is just so hard to find.

Elijah Wood plays Clint, a down on his luck writer who is subbing at his hometown middle school as he tries to finish his next book. Once there he encounters Lucy, played by Alison Pill, who he quickly crushes on. Unfortunately for him, Lucy is dating Wade played Rainn Wilson, who is the gym teacher, and a smuck.

The first 20 minutes set up the story, but its worth the wait. The kids have been infected with tainted nuggets, turning them into crazed (more than normal) little monsters who crave human flesh. I love how the movie opens with Wade completely unaware of what is going down behind him as he shoots hoops.

Playground Snack Attack

When Wade finally turns around, he’s surrounded by hungry kids as the rest of the teachers watch from the lounge.

You Can’t Eat The Teachers

The teachers brief hope when a police cruiser pulls up doesn’t last long. After Wade opens the lounge door, their little safe area is breached and the teachers are forced to make a run for it, fleeing up to the second floor as the hungry child horde chases them.

Wade and Clint then go out, each of them having a slightly different strategy for survival. Wade is an Orc, ready for battle, and he accuses Clint of being a little Hobbit – yes he did.

Sneak Around Like A Little Hobit

While the teachers are struggling, the crossing guard (played by Jorge Garcia) is high as a kite, not sure if he’s hallucinating. How else can you come to turns with kids turning the playground into a bloodbath?

As the small group of surviving teachers comes to terms with what’s happening, the creepy science/sex Ed teacher does an autopsy and comes to the conclusion that only pre pubescent kids are turned into monsters when infected – it’s just the flu for adults and older kids.

From the moment the teachers realize what’s going on, Cooties is non stop action with a ton of one liners thrown in to make you laugh. I had to watch it twice just to make sure I picked up on most of them.

Cooties is everything a good Zombie Comedy should be. There are laughs, but the Zombies are still the focus, and the writers did an awesome job of keeping Cooties fresh and original.

Cooties scored an 89/100 and is Worth Your Time. Elijah Wood may have played the main character, but Rainn Wilson stole the show. Now I get to look forward to Cooties 2 hopefully coming out.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – G – Zombie (2021)

G – Zombie is a movie shot in India. I don’t mind reading subtitles, so I was more than happy to G – Zombie a shot. I turned it on, and do my best to follow along.

The movie, regardless of everything else, is slow to get to a boil, but the main issue is that while this might make perfect sense if you are a native Hindi speaker, the subtitles appear to have been generated by a very bad auto interpretation system, or maybe someone who barely speaks English and likes to drink?

Example 1:

“What work you have with these people, go?”

Example 2:

Feels the urge to eat her…

G – Zombie has a plot, but the constant guessing at what the actors are actually saying makes it hard to enjoy.

G – Zombie scored a 15/100 putting in in the Just Bad category. Keep looking – unless your drunk and just want to enjoy some really bad translations.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – The Last Hope (2017)

The Last Hope was originally released in 2017, but for some reason Amazon lists it as released in 2020? Is that when they purchased the rights or released it maybe?

Sadly, the The Last Hope could have been so much more than it was. There are some really wonderful Zombie hordes and fight scenes, but the story and dialogue are so all over the place that it is hard to follow.

Whoever made this movie also has a very poor outlook on men. There is a very strong rapey vibe at multiple points, which makes me worry for the writer/director. That came from somewhere, and it’s likely not for a good reason.

There is a lot of shaky camera work, and at times the audio seems muddled. The close in physical effects were all good (lots of blood) but the CGI gunshots were laughable at times.

Overall the attempt at a deeper story hurt The Last Hope a lot, it would have been so much more if it just stuck to a simple “Zombie Survival” theme and didn’t try to get a little deeper.

The Last Hope scored a 24/100, putting it in Just Bad territory. If your drunk and don’t want to follow the plot, a few of the fight scenes are worth watching however.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015)

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse opens with Blake Anderson (Workaholics fame) singing into his mop, and quite well I must say. He’s a janitor at what appears to be a research facility, and its not long before things go really badly for our beloved janitor. As the researcher struggles with a snack machine, our Department of Defense (DOD) patient gets woken up by the janitor’s antics.

Patient 0 – DOD

With the stage set, we cut over to a scout recruiting session that transitions into the weekend camping trip planning. Sadly for Augie, his two friends, Ben and Carter are done with scouts, they just don’t know how to tell Augie yet. Their planning gets interrupted when they slam into a deer. This introduces the “popular” kids to the mix, and the dreaded “little brother” statement from the popular girl, Kendal, to Ben.

Things only get weirder, because the deer got up and moved off being plowed into by a car. I guess the Zombie Virus isn’t isolated to humans?

It’s not long before the scout leader encounters the deer in the woods, and is forced to put it down with his lucky knife. I believe this is the first time I’ve seen a Zombie Deer get killed, and that is just special. Who doesn’t remember losing their Zombie Deer Death Virginity right?

Pocket Knife Vs. Zombie Deer

Unfortunately for Scout Leader Rogers, the doctor from the research facility is nearby, and he doesn’t get any time to celebrate his victory over the deer.

Back in town, Ben and Carter attempt to buy some beer, which introduces us to the town’s cool stripper who helps the kids out -because that’s what strippers do.

After setting up camp with Augie, Ben and Carter sneak off, thinking they are heading to the secret high school party. After getting caught sneaking off by Augie, Ben and Carter end up in town – back at the strip club.

The first few minutes of Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse was epic, followed by some content to set up the story, and then things really kick off around the 30 minute mark with the introduction of the Zombie Stripper.

This leads an awesome Zombie Kill that was fairly unique. How often do you see the broken bottle turn into a blood spout?

While Carter is kicking some Zombie butt, Ben is getting saved by they lovely Denise Russo, played by Sarah Dumont, who definitely qualifies as a Hotty with a Shotty. Once outside, the small group of survivors realizes what they are up against, after the only thing that takes down one of the creatures is a head shot. Zombies…

Zombies Are Real

The group is forced to flee a moment later after they spot a small horde, but they don’t get far in their getaway car before they lose their mini donut spare and are forced to put the wheel back on. Lucky for them, Denise is a total bad ass.

Meanwhile Augie has also headed into town only to find himself at Scout Leader Roger’s house – just in time to almost get eaten by his scout leader turned Zombie.

Meanwhile, Ben, Carter, and Denise flee to the police station, only to find there isn’t any help to be had. With a horde behind them, they flee to the only safety there is to be had, and end up surrounded in a jail cell.

Trapped In A Jail Cell

Augie ends up saving the group, which leads to an odd scene where Carter squeezes a trapped Zombie Cop’s boobs. Really?

Free of the police station, the group comes on a lone Zombie, which leads to a Brittany Spears sing along with a Zombie, at least until a soldier shows up to rescue them. Unfortunately for the group, the soldier has already been bit – and the learn after killing him that the town is going to be bombed in a few hours.

The group decides their only solution is to find the hidden party, to try and safe their friends (who didn’t invite them to the party). Movie logic right?

While searching for the party location, our group of survivors ends up in a fight at one of their houses, which leads to a nice decapitation before they escape via a trampoline.

Losing Her Head Over it

This leads to one of the over the top moments in the movie, as Ben is forced to hold onto an old man’s genitalia as he’s hanging out a window. This was one of those gags I could have done without.

This leads the group to the crazy cat ladies house, and her cats want revenge!

Cat Attack!

After escaping the cat house, the team hits the local hardware store. They need weapons so they can go save the kids at the high school party. As our group prepares, we get treated to another over the top gag as a young lady gets oral that turns into being eaten for real. Wow, this movie really didn’t hold back anything.

Lucky for the popular kids, our group of Scouts show up just in time to save them from the Zombie horde.

Overall, Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse scored a 67/100, making it Worth Your Time. If you like raunchy, you are going to love this movie. For me, the over the top gags were a bit too much here and there, although some of them did make me laugh at the same time I was cringing.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – The Living Dead (2020)

The Living Dead is one of those blends that probably sounded really cool when it was pitched. We are going to take a group of thieves, have them attempt a heist in an Undead infested estate, and see if they can survive.

This isn’t your standard Zombie Movie. It is quirky and at times hard to follow exactly what the writers were going for.

Trust me when I say you can bypass this movie, and thank me for taking a bullet for you in the process. I’m giving The Living Dead an 18/100. It is slow, not a great blend of two genres, and the story and characters overall aren’t well done.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Road Wars (2015)

Road Wars takes place in a post apocalyptic world where water is scarce and the remaining humans are fighting to survive both the elements, and the rabid nightwalkers who come out when the sun goes down to feed on the survivors.

Does this sound a little bit like Mad Max meets Night of the Living Dead to you? Well, that’s kind of what I thought of, down to the opening scenes with muscle cars and then a biting.

Mad Max Style Cars Anyone?

If your making a Zombie Movie, please feel free to give me a ring and I’ll try and keep you from doing silly stuff. What kind of silly stuff?

The movie clearly takes place after the end of the world, yet the main female lead, Nakada played by Chloe Farnworth, has long hair. That would be hard to keep clean, and also give the Zombies something to grip.

Nakada’s Very Long Hair

Then, within ten minutes Nakada and her partner immediately separate from each other – even though they are in a new location. She then takes a squat while he wanders around the gas station – and doesn’t seem alarmed even when he find a body? Does he act worried that Nakada is somewhere nearby? Nope, he just walks over to a body on the floor and ends up getting bit.

It just doesn’t make a lot of sense how casual they are acting in a world that is clearly not survivor friendly.

Sorry, I had to rant a bit as this could have been an awesome movie, but the writers/directors let it defocus from what a good Zombie Movie should be.

Overall the acting was decent, and most of the special effects were good, but the plot didn’t stay true to itself. I won’t ruin the “twist” but in a world were getting bitten means death, some of the decisions didn’t make a lot of sense.

Road Wars lost its focus on the Zombie Survival when the second group of survivors came into the picture. I personally think Road Wars would have been better if they kept the focus on the infected and less on how opposing survivor groups dealt with each other.

I’m giving Road Wars a 50/100. Its a good Rainy Day Movie that just tries a little too hard to cover too much ground. It’s hard to make a decent Mad Max rip off, or a decent Night of the Living Dead rip off – so it makes sense that trying to make a decent blend of the two would be even harder.

Wait for a Rainy Day, watch the movie, and let me know if you agree or disagree with my ranking in the comments.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Zombie Road (2018)

After watching Zombie Road, my biggest questions is…what was this supposed to be?

As a college project, I applaud it. It’s just really hard to tell what its supposed to be.

A Shotgun Wielding Stunt Woman

The opening scene loops, then a radio announcer gives the movie a touch of direction and a fight scene that ends with a little twist.

According to IMDB, this is the only media the star, Aileen McGuinness has been in. For some strange reason, I couldn’t stop thinking that this little project was all created because the writer/producer, Michael Hennessy was just trying to get a date with the girl. Do I have any reason to think that – no, I was just trying to figure out why this little short was created, and that seemed like as good of a reason as any.

Zombie Road is a little over 20 minutes, but a lot of it is the same footage shown multiple times. I would have tightened it up and made it 10 minutes and I think this would have been a better product. If this was a college project I’d have given it a 75/100, but as a stand alone short I’m giving it 22/100, one point per minute of my life this took to watch.

FYI, if you like the Toy Shotgun, I’m pretty sure they just spray painted one of these Toy Shotguns black.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Remains (2011)

Remains doesn’t waste any time with the setup. A bomb goes off in the distance and a small group of survivors in Reno Nevada are forced to survive after the populace exposed to the blast turn into flesh hungry monsters.

As I was watching it I couldn’t help but start to wonder if the writers had seen Train to Busan and the Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula, especially after the Zombies go dormant in the dark, and the survivors use a remote controlled car to distract the Zombies.

Remote Controlled Car As A Distraction

Then I realized that Remains was made in 2011, and predates both of those movies by at least six years. I guess that means that maybe the writers of Train to Busan had watched Remains instead.

You will also recognize several famous actors, which isn’t always the case in some little known Zombie movies. Of course the main character Tom, is played by Grant Bowler, and he’s been in a ton of movies, while Ramsay is played by Lance Reddick, better known as Charon, the hotel manager from John Wick. (FYI, don’t be disappointed, he’s only in it for a few minutes.)

As the movie progresses, the tone changes, with the members of the military convoy becoming the “bad guys” instead of the Zombies. This is when things started to remind me of Night of the Comet, and that definitely predated this film as it was made in 1984. The soldiers who show up in Remains don’t last long. After trying to steal food, Tom leads some of the soldiers into an ambush and lets the zombies take care of the rest.

With the hotel compromised, Tom and Tori decide to try and get out of town again, which leads to an amusing, if failed, attempt to use a tiny car to escape the garage.

Small Car Escape – Maybe

After retreating to the roof, Tom and Tori watch as the general’s daughter Cindy spins her vehicle out. They of course decide to go help and Tom uses a magic show “Hamster Wheel” prop to save Cindy.

Hamster Wheel Rescue

While our three survivors are resting for the night, the new breed of more dangerous Zombies that Cindy warned them about have flooded into town. It’s time to escape or get eaten, and with the help of the bomb that Cindy had on her, they hope they might just be able to escape.

Cindy almost bites it because of her long hair, and then Tori’s true nature comes to the forefront as she decides to go it alone after cold clocking Tom and bashing Cindy in the face.

What happens to bad friends? They get their lips bitten off before getting caught in a bomb blast, then swarmed by a horde.

Tori Buffet Is Served

When the second bomb goes off it gives Tom and Cindy just the distraction they need to get in the car and head out.

Somehow Tori is still mostly in once piece, now turned into a super badass zombie – you know, just in case someone wants to make a second movie.

Remains scored a 71/100 and is Worth Your Time. It is what I would call a Popcorn Movie, its fun to watch, and consistent from start to end. I was really happily surprised with just how well done Remains was, for what I was considering a low budget movie. According to the internet, it was only one million bucks to make, which is nothing when it comes to movies, even in 2011.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
Infection201979Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
Remains201172Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller