Sometimes only 12G buckshot alternating with slugs will get the job done, and I think she know exactly what I’m saying…
The Remington 870 is my all time favorite pump action shotgun, so if your killing Zombies with an 870 you get a free ticket to My Team…
Zombies move much slower than clays, so she is going to do really well when the time comes to survive the Zombie Apocalypse…
She’s going to be a first choice for My Team every time…
I love that smile and trigger discipline…
I love seeing pictures like this. It has everything I want on My Team. She’s wearing eyes, ears, and clearly knows how to handle that 12G based on her stance and posture. She’ll make a perfect survivor when the Zombie Apocalypse starts…
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse opens with Blake Anderson (Workaholics fame) singing into his mop, and quite well I must say. He’s a janitor at what appears to be a research facility, and its not long before things go really badly for our beloved janitor. As the researcher struggles with a snack machine, our Department of Defense (DOD) patient gets woken up by the janitor’s antics.
With the stage set, we cut over to a scout recruiting session that transitions into the weekend camping trip planning. Sadly for Augie, his two friends, Ben and Carter are done with scouts, they just don’t know how to tell Augie yet. Their planning gets interrupted when they slam into a deer. This introduces the “popular” kids to the mix, and the dreaded “little brother” statement from the popular girl, Kendal, to Ben.
Things only get weirder, because the deer got up and moved off being plowed into by a car. I guess the Zombie Virus isn’t isolated to humans?
It’s not long before the scout leader encounters the deer in the woods, and is forced to put it down with his lucky knife. I believe this is the first time I’ve seen a Zombie Deer get killed, and that is just special. Who doesn’t remember losing their Zombie Deer Death Virginity right?
Unfortunately for Scout Leader Rogers, the doctor from the research facility is nearby, and he doesn’t get any time to celebrate his victory over the deer.
Back in town, Ben and Carter attempt to buy some beer, which introduces us to the town’s cool stripper who helps the kids out -because that’s what strippers do.
After setting up camp with Augie, Ben and Carter sneak off, thinking they are heading to the secret high school party. After getting caught sneaking off by Augie, Ben and Carter end up in town – back at the strip club.
The first few minutes of Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse was epic, followed by some content to set up the story, and then things really kick off around the 30 minute mark with the introduction of the Zombie Stripper.
This leads an awesome Zombie Kill that was fairly unique. How often do you see the broken bottle turn into a blood spout?
While Carter is kicking some Zombie butt, Ben is getting saved by they lovely Denise Russo, played by Sarah Dumont, who definitely qualifies as a Hotty with a Shotty. Once outside, the small group of survivors realizes what they are up against, after the only thing that takes down one of the creatures is a head shot. Zombies…
The group is forced to flee a moment later after they spot a small horde, but they don’t get far in their getaway car before they lose their mini donut spare and are forced to put the wheel back on. Lucky for them, Denise is a total bad ass.
Meanwhile Augie has also headed into town only to find himself at Scout Leader Roger’s house – just in time to almost get eaten by his scout leader turned Zombie.
Meanwhile, Ben, Carter, and Denise flee to the police station, only to find there isn’t any help to be had. With a horde behind them, they flee to the only safety there is to be had, and end up surrounded in a jail cell.
Augie ends up saving the group, which leads to an odd scene where Carter squeezes a trapped Zombie Cop’s boobs. Really?
Free of the police station, the group comes on a lone Zombie, which leads to a Brittany Spears sing along with a Zombie, at least until a soldier shows up to rescue them. Unfortunately for the group, the soldier has already been bit – and the learn after killing him that the town is going to be bombed in a few hours.
The group decides their only solution is to find the hidden party, to try and safe their friends (who didn’t invite them to the party). Movie logic right?
While searching for the party location, our group of survivors ends up in a fight at one of their houses, which leads to a nice decapitation before they escape via a trampoline.
This leads to one of the over the top moments in the movie, as Ben is forced to hold onto an old man’s genitalia as he’s hanging out a window. This was one of those gags I could have done without.
This leads the group to the crazy cat ladies house, and her cats want revenge!
After escaping the cat house, the team hits the local hardware store. They need weapons so they can go save the kids at the high school party. As our group prepares, we get treated to another over the top gag as a young lady gets oral that turns into being eaten for real. Wow, this movie really didn’t hold back anything.
Lucky for the popular kids, our group of Scouts show up just in time to save them from the Zombie horde.
Overall, Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse scored a 67/100, making it Worth Your Time. If you like raunchy, you are going to love this movie. For me, the over the top gags were a bit too much here and there, although some of them did make me laugh at the same time I was cringing.
|Zombieland||2010||100||Comedy / Action|
|Dawn Of The Dead||1978||100||Action / Horror / Classics|
|Train To Busan||2016||100||Action / Infection|
|28 Days Later||2002||100||Action / Infection|
|World War Z||2013||100||Action / Infection|
|#Alive||2020||100||Action / Infection|
|Night Of The Living Dead||1968||100||Action / Horror / Classics|
|Flesh And Blood||2018||99||Shorts|
|Serenity||2005||99||Action / Sci-Fi|
|The Girl With All The Gifts||2016||95||Action / Infection|
|Land Of The Dead||2005||94||Action / Horror|
|Resident Evil: Apocalypse||2004||93||Action / Infection
|Resident Evil||2002||92||Action / Infection|
|Rampant||2018||91||Action / Infection / Mid Evil|
|Day of the Dead||2008||90||Action / Infection|
|Cooties||2014||89||Comedy / Action|
|The Return of the Living Dead||1985||85||Comedy / Action|
|Night of the Comet||1984||85||Comedy / Action|
|Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula||2020||84||Action / Infection|
|Zombieland: Double Tap||2019||83||Comedy / Action|
|Fido||2006||82||Comedy / Action|
|Shaun Of The Dead||2004||81||Comedy / Action|
|I Am Legend (2007)||2007||80||Action / Infection|
|The Evil Dead||1981||80||Classic / Action|
|28 Weeks Later||2007||80||Action / Infection
|It Stains The Sands Red||2016||79||Action / Infection
|Infection||2019||79||Action / Infection|
|Overlord||2018||79||Action / Horror|
|A Little Bit Zombie||2012||78||Comedy / Action|
|Plan Z||2016||78||Action / Infection
|Day of the Dead||1985||77||Action / Horror / Classics|
|Dead Rising: Endgame||2016||77||Action / Infection|
|Freaks of Nature||2015||76||Comedy / Action|
|The Dead||2010||76||Action / Infection|
|Cockneys Vs. Zombies||2012||75||Comedy / Action|
|Here Alone||2016||75||Suspense / Infection|
|Shed of the Dead||2019||74||Comedy / Action|
|The Battery||2012||74||Drama / Infection|
|State of Emergency||2011||73||Action / Infection|
|Survival Of The Dead||2009||73||Action / Horror|
|Alone||2020||73||Action / Infection|
|Dawning of the Dead||2017||72||Action / Infection|
|Dance of the Dead||2008||72||Comedy / Action|
|Remains||2011||72||Action / Infection|
|The Rezort||2015||72||Action / Infection|
|Daylight's End||2016||71||Action / Infection|
|Witness Infection||2021||71||Comedy / Action|
|The Army of the Dead||2021||71||Action / Infection|
|For A Few Zombies More||2015||70||Action / Infection|
|Dead Rising: Watchtower||2015||70||Action / Infection|
|Zombie Hunter||2013||70||Action / Infection|
|Zombie Night||2013||70||Action / Infection|
|Resident Evil: Afterlife||2010||70||Action / Infection|
|Night of the Living Deb||2015||70||Comedy / Romance|
|The Dead 2: India||2015||70||Action / Infection|
|Bird Box||2018||69||Action / Horror / Possession|
|Exit Humanity||2011||69||Action / Infection|
|Blood Quantum||2019||68||Action / Infection|
|Ravenous||2017||68||Action / Infection|
|The Night Eats The World||2018||67||Suspense / Infection|
|Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse||2015||67||Comedy / Action|
|How To Kill A Zombie||2014||66||Action / Comedy|
|Trench 11||2017||66||Action / Horror|
|Cargo||2017||66||Suspense / Infection|
|Zombie Town||2007||65||Action / Horror|
|Zombie Apocalypse||2011||64||Action / Infection|
|Red Spring||2017||63||Action / Infection|
|Resident Evil: Extinction||2007||62||Action / Infection|
|Resident Evil Retribution||2012||61||Action / Infection|
|Resident Evil: The Final Chapter||2016||60||Action / Infection|
|Life After Beth||2014||59||Comedy / Action|
|Diary Of The Dead||2007||58||Action / Horror|
|Revelation Trail||2013||57||Action / Horror|
|My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse||2015||56||Comedy / Action|
|Deadsight||2018||55||Suspense / Infection|
|Anna And The Apocalypse||2017||55||Musical / Infection|
|Bong of the Living Dead||2017||54||Action / Infection|
|The Dead Undead||2010||53||Action / Infection|
|Deadheads||2011||52||Comedy / Romance|
|Dead Don't Die in Dallas||2019||51||Action / Infection / LGBTQ|
|Day of the Dead: Bloodline||2018||51||Action / Infection|
|Road Wars||2015||50||Action / Infection|
|Within the Woods of Undead County||2016||49||Action / Infection|
|I Am Alone||2015||48||Action / Infection|
|Valentine DayZ||2018||47||Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad|
|Savageland||2015||46||Horror / Drama|
|Block Z||2020||44||Action / Infection|
|The Dead Don't Die||2019||43||Spoof / Drama|
|Strain 100||2020||42||Action / Infection|
|When the Fever Breaks||2019||41||Suspense / Infection|
|Before Dawn||2013||41||Drama / Action|
|Hostile||2017||40||Action / Infection|
|Zombie Undead||2010||40||Action / Infection|
|Dead Before Down||2012||39||Horror / Supernatural|
|Gangs Of The Dead||2006||38||Action / Infection|
|Zombies||2017||37||Action / Infection|
|American Zombieland||2020||36||Comedy / Infection|
|Another World||2014||35||Action / Infection|
|Deadlocked||2020||35||Action / Infection|
|Dead Trigger||2017||35||Action / Infection|
|Zombie Diaries 2||2011||35||Action / Infection|
|KL24: Zombies||2017||34||Action / Infection|
|Antisocial 2||2015||33||Action / Infection|
|Antisocial||2013||32||Action / Infection|
|Dead 7||2016||31||Action / Infection|
|By Day's End||2020||31||Suspense / Infection|
|Pandemic||2016||30||Action / Infection|
|Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies||2017||29||Comedy / Action|
|Zombie Hood||2013||28||Action / Infection|
|The Dustwalker||2019||27||Action / Parasite|
|Day of the Dead 2: Contagium||2005||26||Action / Infection|
|Anger Of The Dead||2015||25||Action / Infection|
|The Last Hope||2017||24||Action / Infection|
|The Day of the Living Dead||2014||23||Drama / Detective|
|Zombie Wars||2007||21||Action / Infection|
|Last Rites Of The Dead||2019||20||Drama / Thriller|
|The Mad||2007||19||Comedy / Infection|
|The Living Dead||2020||18||Horror / Drama|
|Zone of the Dead||2009||17||Action / Infection|
|Killer Weekend||2018||16||Comedy / Not Zombies|
|G Zombie||2021||15||Drama / Infection|
|Quarantine L.A.||2013||14||Action / Infection|
|Driven||2020||13||Drama / Suspense|
|The Hive||2014||12||Demonic Possession / Horror|
|The Horde||2016||11||Action / Gore|
|The Last Starship||2017||10||Action / Infection|
|Rise of the Zombie||2013||9||Drama / Action|
|Flu||2013||8||Infection / Not Zombies|
|Red Days||2016||7||Action / Infection|
|The Returned||2013||6||Drama / Romance|
|Apocalypse Nerds||2012||5||Comedy / Action|
|Zombie with a Shotgun||2019||4||Infection / Drama|
|Soon Enough||2018||3||Action / Drama|
|Range 15||2016||2||Comedy / Action|
|Eyes Of The Dead||2015||1||Action / Infection|
|Pandemic||2009||1||Drama / Action|
|Afflicted||2013||0||Drama / Infection|
|Dead End||2003||0||Horror / Thriller|
|Broadcast Dead||2018||0||Horror / Thriller|
The good news is that she looks like she might be having fun?
The bad news is that she’s got really bad form and could hurt herself or someone else if a more experienced shooter doesn’t help her.
She’s firing a 12G with her shoulders behind her hips and her center of gravity way too far back. If that weapon has more than one shell in it, she’s at risk of falling, maybe racking that weapon with the trigger down, which could result in a slam fire.
If your going to hand a weapon to a shooter, make sure they can handle it. Build them up to weapons with more kick – and only give them a single round at a time until you are sure they can safely handle any weapon you give them.
That is just an awesome looking piece of gear. Now I want one too…
I have this gut feeling that she is going to do just fine during the Zombie Apocalypse…