I’m sorry Monday, but yes I do…

I know its childish to hate a date of the week, but until I put 20 more years in and can retire, I’m going to hate them…

I hope you are ready for the week ahead, but still, let’s pretend its not Monday…

Many of your will be off today, but if you are working, I hope it goes fast…

No, I am not a morning person…

I really need you to wait until I’ve had a few cups of coffee on a Monday morning. If you are at my door the moment I come in I’m going to really struggle to be nice…

I take pride in my work, I also set limits. I don’t mind working twelve hour days, but I’m paid to do it. Come Friday though, I stop, and I don’t think about work until Monday morning. You have to set limits, and take care of yourself.

Faster (whip cracks), faster….

as f*ck…

This is exactly what Monday deserves…