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2021 SURVIVAL DAY 158 (Condor Golok Machete)

I consider this Condor Golok Machete as a mid length edged weapon. It fills that space when a knife like the Smith & Wesson Fixed Blade Knife is just too risky, but you might still be in tight corridors or maybe in a vehicle. A long blade is going to get caught up, but a short knife is going to mean your hands and arms are too close to the biters.

No worries, this Condor Golok Machete is long enough to give you some reach, heavy enough to chop through Zombie skulls, but short enough to wield in tight places.

The other thing I really like about this Condor Golok Machete is that this is just so well made it’s almost a piece of art. The nob on the end of the grip means that even when you covered in Zombie jelly this blade won’t go flying out of your hand, and it also has a hole to put a wrist strap for extra protection.

  • 100% Other Fibers
  • Imported
  • Blade Length: 14″
  • Walnut handle
  • 100% leather sheath included
  • 1075 high carbon steel blade with black powder epoxy finish
  • Overall Length: 19″
2021 Zombie Weapons
DayItemCategoryEstimated Cost
Survival Day 158Condor Golok MacheteZombie Weapons$83 X 3 = $250
Total = $20,750
Survival Day 157Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat Brooklyn CrusherZombie Weapons$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $20,500
Survival Day 156Smith & Wesson Fixed Blade KnifeZombie Weapons$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $20,400
Survival Day 155Hickory Stick Tire ThumperZombie Weapons$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $20,300
Survival Day 154Self-defense Stinger ToolZombie Weapons$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $20,250
Survival Day 153Baseball Bat SwordZombie Weapons$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $20,150
Survival Day 152Whetstone Cutlery Throwing KnivesZombie Weapons$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $19,950
Survival Day 151Ice PickZombie Weapons$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $19,850
Survival Day 150CRKT Freyr AxeZombie Weapons$125 X 4 = $500
Total = $19,800
Survival Day 149Lightweight Riot HelmetSurvival Clothing$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $19,300
Survival Day 148Leather Motorcycle JacketSurvival Clothing$300 X 2 = $600
Total = $19,100
Survival Day 147Leather Gauntlet WristbandsSurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $18,500
Survival Day 146Cut Resistant GlovesSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $18,450
Survival Day 145Hot Weather Army Combat UniformSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $18,400
Survival Day 144Neoprene Water Bottle HolderSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $18,200
Survival Day 143Mosquito Repellent Suit Survival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $18,100
Survival Day 142Tactical BeltSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $18,000
Survival Day 141Evaporative Cooling VestSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $17,900
Survival Day 140BDU/ACU Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $17,800
Survival Day 139Lightweight Woodland Ghillie SuitSurvival Clothing$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $17,700
Survival Day 138Ace Shooting VestSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $17,400
Survival Day 137Lightweight Hiking Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $17,300
Survival Day 136Tactical GlovesSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $17,200
Survival Day 135Snake Guardz GaitersSurvival Clothing$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $17,100
Survival Day 134Running Belt Waist PackSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $16,950
Survival Day 133Hammerhead CaneSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,900
Survival Day 132Loaded Gear Tactical VestSurvival Clothing$125 X 2 = $250
Total = $16,700
Survival Day 131Cliq Camping ChairSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,450
Survival Day 130Sun Protection Neck GaiterSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $16,250
Survival Day 129Timberland Waterproof Ankle BootsSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,200
Survival Day 128SITKA Windstopper Water Repellent Hunting JacketSurvival Clothing$350 X 2 = $700
Total = $16,000
Survival Day 127Nylon Rain PonchoSurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $15,300
Survival Day 126Evaporative Cooling TowelSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $15,250
Survival Day 125Quick Dry UV Protection Long Sleeve ShirtSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $15,200
Survival Day 124Hydration PackSurvival Clothing$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $15,100
Survival Day 123Quick-Dry Hiking ShortsSurvival Clothing$50 X 3 = $150
Total = $15,000
Survival Day 122Columbia Bora Bora BooneySurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,850
Survival Day 121Travel UnderwearSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $14,800
Survival Day 120Darn Tough Light Hiker SocksSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $14,700
Survival Day 119 Hiking Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $14,600
Survival Day 118Solar Pendant LightsGarage Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $14,500
Survival Day 117Framing HammerGarage Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $14,430
Survival Day 116Wrecking BarGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $14,350
Survival Day 115Leather Work GlovesGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,200
Survival Day 114Parking StopperGarage Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $14,150
Survival Day 113Fishing Rod StorageGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,050
Survival Day 112LED Garage LightsGarage Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $14,000
Survival Day 111DC Air Compressor Tire InflatorGarage Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $13,900
Survival Day 110Mechanics Tool SetGarage Gear$100
Total = $13,800
Survival Day 109Heavy Duty Tire Repair KitGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,700
Survival Day 108Grass SickleGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,650
Survival Day 107Steel ShelvingGarage Gear$100 X 4 = $400
Total = $13,600
Survival Day 106Outdoor Extension CordGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,200
Survival Day 105Fire Axe Garage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $13,150
Survival Day 104Garage Door ScreensGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $13,000
Survival Day 103Garage Utility HooksGarage Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $12,850
Survival Day 102Wheeled Store-It-All TotesGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $12,750
Survival Day 101Lumber Storage RackGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $12,600
Survival Day 100Power Tools StorageGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $12,300
Survival Day 99Framing NailerGarage Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $12,000
Survival Day 98Air CompressorGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $11,800
Survival Day 97Telescopic Extension LadderGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $11,500
Survival Day 96Heavy-Duty Wrap-It Storage StrapsGarage Gear$15 X 3 = $50
Total = $11,200
Survival Day 95Chicken WireGarage Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $11,150
Survival Day 94Construction/Framing NailsGarage Gear$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $10,950
Survival Day 93Billhook Machete Brush AxeGarage Gear$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $10,900
Survival Day 92Long Sleeves Welding Safety GlovesGarage Gear$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $10,800
Survival Day 91Rolling Tool BoxGarage Gear$200
Total = $10,700
Survival Day 90200 Watts Solar Panel KitVehicle Gear$250 X 2 = $500
Total = $10,500
Survival Day 895 Gallon ToiletVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $10,000
Survival Day 88Flushable Wet WipesVehicle Gear$16 X 3 = $50
Total = $9950
Survival Day 87Blackout Window FilmVehicle Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $9900
Survival Day 86Wall Mounted Gun HoldersVehicle Gear$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $9800
Survival Day 85Tire Traction PadsVehicle Gear$125 X 2 = $250
Total = $9700
Survival Day 846 Gallon Water ContainerVehicle Gear$12 X 4 = $50
Total = $9450
Survival Day 83Monitor Camera SystemVehicle Gear$500 X 2 = $1000
Total = $9400
Survival Day 82Weatherproof Magnetic CaseVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8400
Survival Day 81Folding Hand TruckVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $8350
Survival Day 80Trunk OrganizerVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8200
Survival Day 79200W Car Power InverterVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8150
Survival Day 78Backseat OrganizerVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8100
Survival Day 77Ratchet Tie Down StrapsVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8050
Survival Day 76Smittybilt X2O COMP WinchVehicle Gear$680
Total = $8000
Survival Day 75NATO Steel Fuel CansVehicle Gear$100 X 5 = $500
Total = $7320
Survival Day 74Snatch BlockVehicle Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $6820
Survival Day 73Spot/Flood Combo High Power Light BarVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $6720
Survival Day 72Firearm Gun SafeVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $6570
Survival Day 71Rooftop Cargo BasketVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $6420
Survival Day 70Door-Mount SpotlightVehicle Gear$135 X 2 = $270
Total = $6020
Survival Day 69Heavy Duty Hitch Mount Cargo CarrierVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $5750
Survival Day 68Electric WinchVehicle Gear$300
Total = $5350
Survival Day 67SOG Folding ShovelVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $5050
Survival Day 66Back Seat Gun RackVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $5000
Survival Day 65TRACGRABBER Tire Traction DeviceVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $155
Total = $4950
Survival Day 64Tow StrapVehicle Gear$55 X 2 = $110
Total = $4795
Survival Day 63Portable Power Bank Charger Jump StarterVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $4685
Survival Day 62Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear$17 X 2 = $35
Total = $4285
Survival Day 61Hi-Lift JackVehicle Gear$90 X 2 = $180
Total = $4250
Survival Day 602-in-1 First Aid KitVehicle Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $4070
Survival Day 59Tire Foam Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3970
Survival Day 58Storage SolesHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3930
Survival Day 57Wall Clock with Hidden Personal Storage SpaceHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3890
Survival Day 56Hide-a-Spare-Key Fake RockHidden Survival Gear$7 X 2 = $15
Total = $3850
Survival Day 55Secret Stash PlanterHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $3835
Survival Day 54Money Clip w/ Built-in Fixed Blade KnifeHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $3765
Survival Day 53Rite in the Rain Weatherproof PenHidden Survival Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3705
Survival Day 52Weatherproof NotebookHidden Survival Gear$5 X 5 = $25
Total = $3675
Survival Day 51Gun Safe with Biometric LockHidden Survival Gear$107 X 2 = $215
Total = $3650
Survival Day 50Hidden Compartment ShelfHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $3435
Survival Day 49A&W Rootbeer Can Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $3235
Survival Day 48Shinwa SilkSting Handmade Shirasaya/Samurai SwordHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $3215
Survival Day 47Diversion Safe Water BottleHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $3015
Survival Day 46Stainless Steel ChainHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $2965
Survival Day 45Geekey Multi-ToolHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $2895
Survival Day 44Self Defense Ball KeychainHidden Survival Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $2845
Survival Day 43J25 Jacket and Vest with 25 PocketsHidden Survival Gear$225
Total = $2825
Survival Day 42Hanger Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$17 X 2 = $35
Total = $2600
Survival Day 41Concealment End TableHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $2565
Survival Day 40Rechargeable Strobe LED FlashlightHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $2365
Survival Day 39Self Defense KeychainHidden Survival Gear$5 X 2 = $10
Total = $2305
Survival Day 38100-Lumen Pen LightHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $2295
Survival Day 37Walking CaneHidden Survival Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $2245
Survival Day 36Book SafeHidden Survival Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $2145
Survival Day 35Survival Gear Travel BeltHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $2120
Survival Day 34Security SELFDEFENSE UmbrellaHidden Survival Gear$120 X 2 = $240
Total = $2060
Survival Day 33Hidden Gun Storage Picture Frame SafeHidden Survival Gear$120 X 2 = $240
Total = $1820
Survival Day 32AntreeMAG 4-Pack Gun Magnet MountsHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1580
Survival Day 31Blister Care CushionsBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1510
Survival Day 30Travel Size Pocket Duct TapeBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1470
Survival Day 29ParacordBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1450
Survival Day 28Survival WhistlesBasic Gear$7 X 2 = $15
Total = $1430
Survival Day 27Waterproof MapsTechnology$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1415
Survival Day 26Portable Charger Power BankTechnology$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $1375
Survival Day 25Clozex Emergency Laceration ClosuresMedical Bag$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1325
Survival Day 24Tactical Backup KnifeBasic Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1255
Survival Day 23S.O.S. Emergency Food RationBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1185
Survival Day 22Tactical Compact Water-Resistant EDC PouchesBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $1165
Survival Day 21Emergency BlanketBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $1140
Survival Day 20Potable Aqua Germicidal Water Purification TabletsBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1090
Survival Day 19Pocket Window PunchBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1060
Survival Day 18New-Skin Liquid Bandage SprayBasic Gear$5 X 2 = $10
Total = $1030
Survival Day 17Jet Windproof Torch LighterBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1020
Survival Day 16Rothco OTG Ballistic GogglesBasic Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $980
Survival Day 15CELOX Gauze RollBasic Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $900
Survival Day 14Gerber Suspension Multi-PlierBasic Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $840
Survival Day 13Black Nitrile GlovesBasic Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $760
Survival Day 12Shotgun Ammo Cartridge PouchBasic Gear$16 X 6 = $100
Total = $660
Survival Day 1132oz Stainless Streel Water BottleBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $560
Survival Day 10Shooting GlovesBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $535
Survival Day 9Tactical Molle Water Bottle PouchBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $505
Survival Day 8Flex CuffsBasic Gear$12 X 4 = $50
Total = $480
Survival Day 7Olight I3T EOS 180 Lumens Dual-Output Slim EDC FlashlightBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $430
Survival Day 6 LarKoo Pistol Pouch HolsterBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $390
Survival Day 5SZCTKlink 3-Pack Outdoor Portable TourniquetsBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $340
Survival Day 4Gonex MOLLE Medical PouchBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $290
Survival Day 3Kershaw Camp 10Basic Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $250
Survival Day 2Barbarians Tactical VestBasic Gear$60 X 2 = $120
Total = $150
Survival Day 1Disposable Face MasksBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $30

2021 SURVIVAL DAY 157 (Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat Brooklyn Crusher)

This Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat Brooklyn Crusher is everything you want in a Zombie Weapon! It can be used for its intended purpose to hit baseballs, or its real purpose of crushing Zombie Skulls once the biting starts. Best of all, you can throw this in your vehicle with a glove and baseball, and no one is going to think twice about why its there.

Why do I always comment on what people will say? I got told all the time I worry too much about survival and contingency planning, and quite frankly, I’m sick of it, so I try to hide my obsession with surviving to make it more palatable to those around me. Which makes this Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat Brooklyn Crusher a perfect addition to my Zombie Weapons.

  • Nearly indestructible baseball bat.
  • Made of durable polypropylene.
  • Will never break, rot, crack, splinter, or fade.
  • 29-inch length and two-pound, one-ounce weight.
2021 Zombie Weapons
DayItemCategoryEstimated Cost
Survival Day 157Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat Brooklyn CrusherZombie Weapons$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $20,500
Survival Day 156Smith & Wesson Fixed Blade KnifeZombie Weapons$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $20,400
Survival Day 155Hickory Stick Tire ThumperZombie Weapons$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $20,300
Survival Day 154Self-defense Stinger ToolZombie Weapons$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $20,250
Survival Day 153Baseball Bat SwordZombie Weapons$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $20,150
Survival Day 152Whetstone Cutlery Throwing KnivesZombie Weapons$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $19,950
Survival Day 151Ice PickZombie Weapons$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $19,850
Survival Day 150CRKT Freyr AxeZombie Weapons$125 X 4 = $500
Total = $19,800
Survival Day 149Lightweight Riot HelmetSurvival Clothing$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $19,300
Survival Day 148Leather Motorcycle JacketSurvival Clothing$300 X 2 = $600
Total = $19,100
Survival Day 147Leather Gauntlet WristbandsSurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $18,500
Survival Day 146Cut Resistant GlovesSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $18,450
Survival Day 145Hot Weather Army Combat UniformSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $18,400
Survival Day 144Neoprene Water Bottle HolderSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $18,200
Survival Day 143Mosquito Repellent Suit Survival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $18,100
Survival Day 142Tactical BeltSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $18,000
Survival Day 141Evaporative Cooling VestSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $17,900
Survival Day 140BDU/ACU Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $17,800
Survival Day 139Lightweight Woodland Ghillie SuitSurvival Clothing$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $17,700
Survival Day 138Ace Shooting VestSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $17,400
Survival Day 137Lightweight Hiking Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $17,300
Survival Day 136Tactical GlovesSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $17,200
Survival Day 135Snake Guardz GaitersSurvival Clothing$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $17,100
Survival Day 134Running Belt Waist PackSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $16,950
Survival Day 133Hammerhead CaneSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,900
Survival Day 132Loaded Gear Tactical VestSurvival Clothing$125 X 2 = $250
Total = $16,700
Survival Day 131Cliq Camping ChairSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,450
Survival Day 130Sun Protection Neck GaiterSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $16,250
Survival Day 129Timberland Waterproof Ankle BootsSurvival Clothing$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $16,200
Survival Day 128SITKA Windstopper Water Repellent Hunting JacketSurvival Clothing$350 X 2 = $700
Total = $16,000
Survival Day 127Nylon Rain PonchoSurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $15,300
Survival Day 126Evaporative Cooling TowelSurvival Clothing$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $15,250
Survival Day 125Quick Dry UV Protection Long Sleeve ShirtSurvival Clothing$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $15,200
Survival Day 124Hydration PackSurvival Clothing$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $15,100
Survival Day 123Quick-Dry Hiking ShortsSurvival Clothing$50 X 3 = $150
Total = $15,000
Survival Day 122Columbia Bora Bora BooneySurvival Clothing$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,850
Survival Day 121Travel UnderwearSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $14,800
Survival Day 120Darn Tough Light Hiker SocksSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $14,700
Survival Day 119 Hiking Cargo PantsSurvival Clothing$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $14,600
Survival Day 118Solar Pendant LightsGarage Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $14,500
Survival Day 117Framing HammerGarage Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $14,430
Survival Day 116Wrecking BarGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $14,350
Survival Day 115Leather Work GlovesGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,200
Survival Day 114Parking StopperGarage Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $14,150
Survival Day 113Fishing Rod StorageGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $14,050
Survival Day 112LED Garage LightsGarage Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $14,000
Survival Day 111DC Air Compressor Tire InflatorGarage Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $13,900
Survival Day 110Mechanics Tool SetGarage Gear$100
Total = $13,800
Survival Day 109Heavy Duty Tire Repair KitGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,700
Survival Day 108Grass SickleGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,650
Survival Day 107Steel ShelvingGarage Gear$100 X 4 = $400
Total = $13,600
Survival Day 106Outdoor Extension CordGarage Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $13,200
Survival Day 105Fire Axe Garage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $13,150
Survival Day 104Garage Door ScreensGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $13,000
Survival Day 103Garage Utility HooksGarage Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $12,850
Survival Day 102Wheeled Store-It-All TotesGarage Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $12,750
Survival Day 101Lumber Storage RackGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $12,600
Survival Day 100Power Tools StorageGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $12,300
Survival Day 99Framing NailerGarage Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $12,000
Survival Day 98Air CompressorGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $11,800
Survival Day 97Telescopic Extension LadderGarage Gear$150 X 2 = $300
Total = $11,500
Survival Day 96Heavy-Duty Wrap-It Storage StrapsGarage Gear$15 X 3 = $50
Total = $11,200
Survival Day 95Chicken WireGarage Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $11,150
Survival Day 94Construction/Framing NailsGarage Gear$10 X 5 = $50
Total = $10,950
Survival Day 93Billhook Machete Brush AxeGarage Gear$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $10,900
Survival Day 92Long Sleeves Welding Safety GlovesGarage Gear$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $10,800
Survival Day 91Rolling Tool BoxGarage Gear$200
Total = $10,700
Survival Day 90200 Watts Solar Panel KitVehicle Gear$250 X 2 = $500
Total = $10,500
Survival Day 895 Gallon ToiletVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $10,000
Survival Day 88Flushable Wet WipesVehicle Gear$16 X 3 = $50
Total = $9950
Survival Day 87Blackout Window FilmVehicle Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $9900
Survival Day 86Wall Mounted Gun HoldersVehicle Gear$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $9800
Survival Day 85Tire Traction PadsVehicle Gear$125 X 2 = $250
Total = $9700
Survival Day 846 Gallon Water ContainerVehicle Gear$12 X 4 = $50
Total = $9450
Survival Day 83Monitor Camera SystemVehicle Gear$500 X 2 = $1000
Total = $9400
Survival Day 82Weatherproof Magnetic CaseVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8400
Survival Day 81Folding Hand TruckVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $8350
Survival Day 80Trunk OrganizerVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8200
Survival Day 79200W Car Power InverterVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8150
Survival Day 78Backseat OrganizerVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8100
Survival Day 77Ratchet Tie Down StrapsVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $8050
Survival Day 76Smittybilt X2O COMP WinchVehicle Gear$680
Total = $8000
Survival Day 75NATO Steel Fuel CansVehicle Gear$100 X 5 = $500
Total = $7320
Survival Day 74Snatch BlockVehicle Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $6820
Survival Day 73Spot/Flood Combo High Power Light BarVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $6720
Survival Day 72Firearm Gun SafeVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $150
Total = $6570
Survival Day 71Rooftop Cargo BasketVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $6420
Survival Day 70Door-Mount SpotlightVehicle Gear$135 X 2 = $270
Total = $6020
Survival Day 69Heavy Duty Hitch Mount Cargo CarrierVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $5750
Survival Day 68Electric WinchVehicle Gear$300
Total = $5350
Survival Day 67SOG Folding ShovelVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $5050
Survival Day 66Back Seat Gun RackVehicle Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $5000
Survival Day 65TRACGRABBER Tire Traction DeviceVehicle Gear$75 X 2 = $155
Total = $4950
Survival Day 64Tow StrapVehicle Gear$55 X 2 = $110
Total = $4795
Survival Day 63Portable Power Bank Charger Jump StarterVehicle Gear$200 X 2 = $400
Total = $4685
Survival Day 62Tire Repair KitVehicle Gear$17 X 2 = $35
Total = $4285
Survival Day 61Hi-Lift JackVehicle Gear$90 X 2 = $180
Total = $4250
Survival Day 602-in-1 First Aid KitVehicle Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $4070
Survival Day 59Tire Foam Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3970
Survival Day 58Storage SolesHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3930
Survival Day 57Wall Clock with Hidden Personal Storage SpaceHidden Survival Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3890
Survival Day 56Hide-a-Spare-Key Fake RockHidden Survival Gear$7 X 2 = $15
Total = $3850
Survival Day 55Secret Stash PlanterHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $3835
Survival Day 54Money Clip w/ Built-in Fixed Blade KnifeHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $3765
Survival Day 53Rite in the Rain Weatherproof PenHidden Survival Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3705
Survival Day 52Weatherproof NotebookHidden Survival Gear$5 X 5 = $25
Total = $3675
Survival Day 51Gun Safe with Biometric LockHidden Survival Gear$107 X 2 = $215
Total = $3650
Survival Day 50Hidden Compartment ShelfHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $3435
Survival Day 49A&W Rootbeer Can Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $3235
Survival Day 48Shinwa SilkSting Handmade Shirasaya/Samurai SwordHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $3215
Survival Day 47Diversion Safe Water BottleHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $3015
Survival Day 46Stainless Steel ChainHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $2965
Survival Day 45Geekey Multi-ToolHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $2895
Survival Day 44Self Defense Ball KeychainHidden Survival Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $2845
Survival Day 43J25 Jacket and Vest with 25 PocketsHidden Survival Gear$225
Total = $2825
Survival Day 42Hanger Diversion SafeHidden Survival Gear$17 X 2 = $35
Total = $2600
Survival Day 41Concealment End TableHidden Survival Gear$100 X 2 = $200
Total = $2565
Survival Day 40Rechargeable Strobe LED FlashlightHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $2365
Survival Day 39Self Defense KeychainHidden Survival Gear$5 X 2 = $10
Total = $2305
Survival Day 38100-Lumen Pen LightHidden Survival Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $2295
Survival Day 37Walking CaneHidden Survival Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $2245
Survival Day 36Book SafeHidden Survival Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $2145
Survival Day 35Survival Gear Travel BeltHidden Survival Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $2120
Survival Day 34Security SELFDEFENSE UmbrellaHidden Survival Gear$120 X 2 = $240
Total = $2060
Survival Day 33Hidden Gun Storage Picture Frame SafeHidden Survival Gear$120 X 2 = $240
Total = $1820
Survival Day 32AntreeMAG 4-Pack Gun Magnet MountsHidden Survival Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1580
Survival Day 31Blister Care CushionsBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1510
Survival Day 30Travel Size Pocket Duct TapeBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1470
Survival Day 29ParacordBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1450
Survival Day 28Survival WhistlesBasic Gear$7 X 2 = $15
Total = $1430
Survival Day 27Waterproof MapsTechnology$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1415
Survival Day 26Portable Charger Power BankTechnology$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $1375
Survival Day 25Clozex Emergency Laceration ClosuresMedical Bag$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1325
Survival Day 24Tactical Backup KnifeBasic Gear$35 X 2 = $70
Total = $1255
Survival Day 23S.O.S. Emergency Food RationBasic Gear$10 X 2 = $20
Total = $1185
Survival Day 22Tactical Compact Water-Resistant EDC PouchesBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $1165
Survival Day 21Emergency BlanketBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $1140
Survival Day 20Potable Aqua Germicidal Water Purification TabletsBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1090
Survival Day 19Pocket Window PunchBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1060
Survival Day 18New-Skin Liquid Bandage SprayBasic Gear$5 X 2 = $10
Total = $1030
Survival Day 17Jet Windproof Torch LighterBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1020
Survival Day 16Rothco OTG Ballistic GogglesBasic Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $980
Survival Day 15CELOX Gauze RollBasic Gear$30 X 2 = $60
Total = $900
Survival Day 14Gerber Suspension Multi-PlierBasic Gear$40 X 2 = $80
Total = $840
Survival Day 13Black Nitrile GlovesBasic Gear$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $760
Survival Day 12Shotgun Ammo Cartridge PouchBasic Gear$16 X 6 = $100
Total = $660
Survival Day 1132oz Stainless Streel Water BottleBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $560
Survival Day 10Shooting GlovesBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $535
Survival Day 9Tactical Molle Water Bottle PouchBasic Gear$12 X 2 = $25
Total = $505
Survival Day 8Flex CuffsBasic Gear$12 X 4 = $50
Total = $480
Survival Day 7Olight I3T EOS 180 Lumens Dual-Output Slim EDC FlashlightBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $430
Survival Day 6 LarKoo Pistol Pouch HolsterBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $390
Survival Day 5SZCTKlink 3-Pack Outdoor Portable TourniquetsBasic Gear$25 X 2 = $50
Total = $340
Survival Day 4Gonex MOLLE Medical PouchBasic Gear$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $290
Survival Day 3Kershaw Camp 10Basic Gear$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $250
Survival Day 2Barbarians Tactical VestBasic Gear$60 X 2 = $120
Total = $150
Survival Day 1Disposable Face MasksBasic Gear$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $30

ZOMBIE SERIES – IZOMBIE , SEASON 2, EPISODE 4, Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues

Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues opens with a bunch of underage kids drinking what appears to be beer while bragging about their exploits with girls, at least until a car pulls up and throws a gun out the window. Boys being boys, what are they to do but to throw a bottle in the air and try to shoot it?

Weapon Of Glass Destruction

We then get to see Peyton as Dance Class where she and Liv make up before quickly jumping over to Major’s hotel room where he and Red Headed Assistant are in bed together.

Clive and Team then catch a body. A woman has been found in a bungalow. Liv decides that Brain Fritters are the perfect way to eat her lunch.

Brain Fritters

As soon as Liv eats the brains, the deceased starts to take effect, and clearly she was country, a lot of country.

Clive and Liv focus on the dead woman’s ex boyfriend who just got out of jail, but he tells the detectives that they should may visit his ex best friend who was also banging the deceased.

Liv’s first vision of of the deceased being approached by the bar manager, trying to get her to exchange sex for an advance on her paycheck. Clive now has a new top suspect.

Meanwhile on the Blaine front, he’s tracked down the dealer who cut the original Utopium that created Zombies – because Blaine wants to make more.

The bar manager has decided to spin his own tail, but Liv knows details that no one should, and after the bar owner’s pregnant fiancé takes back her alibi claim.

Cheaters Always Get Caught

Clive thinks he might have his killer, but the pregnant fiancé is just out for revenge.

While Clive is refocusing on the original ex boyfriend Liv is letting her meal take her onto stage at the country music bar. With country music singer/waitress flowing through her, Liv decides she needs to go talk to Major and tell him that while she knows it can never be, she will always love him. Major basically shuts the door in her face, which should let her know that he agrees. Instead she crashes through the door and Major tells her again that he just wants space, for like the 100th time.

Back in Blaine’s basement he still can’t get the Zombie Utopium recipe from the dealer, and falls back on making him into a Zombie in the hopes that being a Zombie will make him talk.

We then switch over to Peyton, who has been striking out on her search to go after the Utopium dealer Mr. Boss. At least until Blaine comes in and gives her the breakdown of how Mr. Boss moves the drugs. Of course Blaine turns on all his charm, and Peyton is smitten.

Sadly, Major is struggling with his reality, using Utopium to suppress the guilt of being Vaughn Du Clark Zombie hitman.

The episodes conclusion comes down to bad luck. Our victim was just in a bad place at a bad time.

Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues ends with Major showing up at Liv’s door, asking for help. When in need, we always go back to the people who truly love us.

Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues scored a 70/100. This might have had an emotionally satisfying ending, but there wasn’t a lot of action or a huge twist on who did the killing.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Pilot90
12Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?70
13The Exterminator71
14Liv and Let Clive75
15Flight of the Living Dead71
16Virtual Reality Bites76
17Maternity Liv75
18Dead Air66
19Patriot Brains74
110Mr. Berserk77
111 Astroburger72
112Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat73
113Blaine's World80
21Grumpy Old Liv80
22Zombie Bro80
23Real Dead Housewife of Seattle85
24Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues70
25Love & Backetball81
26Max Wager75
27Abra Cadaver85

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Witness Infection (2021)

Witness Infection opens with a local country boy who has taken his new neighbor who just moved into town from New Jersey out into the woods to hunt. Whether its the bad sandwich or something else, our friendly hunter ends up being eaten by his new friend.

Sometimes the past comes back to bite you. Two rival mob families are transferred from the Witness Protection Agency by mistake to same city, Temecula, CA.

– Witness Infection

When we come back from the opening scene we are introduced to Carlo, played by Robert Belushi. Yes, he is a member of the famous Belushi clan, and is the nephew of the great John Belushi. His father is an Italian Mobster who needs him to marry his adversaries daughter to help create a peace. Both mobster families have been put in the same town by the FBI, and now they need to figure out how to live together. Apparently an alliance based on marriage is the best idea.

We are then treated to a montage of townspeople eating sausage and peppers – which I am guessing is how the Zombie virus spreads?

The family dinner is a disaster, but at least it was a a bit amusing. Carlo doesn’t want to marry just to create a family alliance, but in the end he doesn’t have a whole lot of choice if he wants to keep all his family alive.

We are at minute 31 when the Zombies show in force and things start to get more Zombie Movie than Soprano Slapstick.

Everyone who ate the sausages appears to be turning, or in the process of turning. Unfortunately, not even puppies are safe.

Puppy Snacks

As the infection takes hold, Carlo and his small gang of survivors face off against crazed mobsters, zombies, and crazed mobster zombies.

Witness Infection is an odd blend of Zombie Movie, Mobster Movie, and comedy, and it mostly works. The contaminated food thing is a little bit played out, and the movie struggles just a bit to hit its stride between serious, funny, and slapstick, but that is just me being hyper critical. Witness Infection scored a 71/100, making it Worth Your Time.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
Infection201979Action / Infection
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Remains201172Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
The Army of the Dead202171Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
How To Kill A Zombie201466Action / Comedy
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Before Dawn201341Drama / Action
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
Zombie Diaries 2201135Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
The Day of the Living Dead201423Drama / Detective
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
Zone of the Dead200917Action / Infection
Killer Weekend201816Comedy / Not Zombies
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Afflicted20130Drama / Infection

ZOMBIE SERIES – IZOMBIE , SEASON 2, EPISODE 3, Real Dead Housewife of Seattle

Real Dead Housewife of Seattle as the name implies, centers around a group of catty women in a “friend” group. As our victim is telling a friend on the phone how she told off another of their group, a man shows up at the door, offering a ten million dollar cash payment for their beautiful waterside home – which of course gets him in the door.

Our victim takes the realtor out to the deck only to get attacked. In the struggle they both go crashing through the glass guardrail to fall to their deaths. Well, she dies, but the realtor ends up in a coma in the hospital.

We then cut to the morgue, where Ravi is explaining the fall had a lot of energy because it exploded one of the woman’s breast implants.

Implans vs. Zombies

Clive has found the victims schedule on a printed stash of papers from the murderers pocket. He’s not a realtor, he’s a petty criminal, and with the woman’s schedule in his possession, Clive is convinced this is a murder for hire – and that puts the husband squarely in Clive’s scope as the most likely suspect.

For this meal, Liv makes some nice Tuna and Brain salad, delicious.

Tuna & Brains

We then cut over to Major getting squeezed. Almost literally. Vaughn Du Clark has sent his red headed assistant to remind Major they want results – and in this case results mean dead Zombies.

Red Headed Be-Otch

While Liv and Clive discover a link between the murdered woman and Vaughn Du Clark, Major has taken his next Zombie target, and gained a dog in the process.

The next day Live and Clive go to visit Vaughn Du Clark, and Liv gets a flash of Vaughn and her lunches brain having sex. Clearly they knew each other – biblically. Liv and Clive are leaving when two worlds come crashing together. Liv and Major came face to face at Vaughn Du Clark’s door.

Major Rajor

Clive and Liv aren’t being to discrete, and talk about Liv’s vision right there in Vaughn Du Clark’s office. They think they are alone, but the Red Headed assistant has heard every word.

When Clive and Liv get the chance to interview the victims husband, he doesn’t help his rankings on the suspect list at all. Liv asks him if he was aware that Vaughn Du Clark was banging his wife, and the husband punches his hand through a glass table top – so I’m guessing he didn’t?

We then get to see Vaughn Du Clark confronted about his indiscretions as well, by his Red Headed Assistant, and we also find out in the process that she’s his daughter, and the product of one of the previous indiscretions to boot.

For some reason, Red Headed Assistant decides to set her sights on Major, and proceeded to seduce him in the gym. The why isn’t clear. Is it to get even with Daddy? To piss Liv off? Is it just a ploy to get more information?

Liv then goes on a Birthday shopping spree, which lines up perfectly with Clive discovering that the very same personal shopper that Liv is hanging out with, is Clive’s new top suspect. When the suspect tries to run, Liv goes full Zombie, and smacks her around a bit.

Liv is having a sad birthday, at least until she discovers the cake in the fridge. Peyton dropped by while Liv was out, and the fact that Peyton still cares, makes Liv smile.

Real Dead Housewife of Seattle ends with Vaughn Du Clark facing off with the husband of the woman he was sleeping with – who also just happens to be on the board of Max Rager. Vaughn doesn’t react well when he’s told the board is about to vote him out, and he reacts by introducing his opponent to a Zombie.

Real Dead Housewife of Seattle scored an 85/100. There were a lot of great twists and turns, including Peyton coming back as the DA to go after the Utopium trade.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Pilot90
12Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?70
13The Exterminator71
14Liv and Let Clive75
15Flight of the Living Dead71
16Virtual Reality Bites76
17Maternity Liv75
18Dead Air66
19Patriot Brains74
110Mr. Berserk77
111 Astroburger72
112Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat73
113Blaine's World80
21Grumpy Old Liv80
22Zombie Bro80
23Real Dead Housewife of Seattle85
24Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues70
25Love & Backetball81
26Max Wager75
27Abra Cadaver85

ZOMBIE SERIES – IZOMBIE , SEASON 2, EPISODE 2, Zombie Bro

Zombie Bro has Liv transitioning from a Grumpy Old Man brain to a murdered fraternity brother while Major struggles with the guilt of his new role as Zombie Assassin.

Do Zombie Assassins Have Guilt?

With a dead frat brother on the floor, Clive is keen on getting the case solved as fast as possible, and asks Liv to let him know the moment she gets a psychic tingle. What’s a Hot Zombie pretending to be a crime solving psychic to do but make some brain nachos, right.

Brain Nachos Anyone?

Our fallen frat brother was a real douche. Our first potential murderer is a fellow frat brother who’s life was destroyed by a streaking prank.

Poor Clive doesn’t know why Liv is so different from case to case, he just sees her behavior as strange quirks but he’s willing to put up with it because her “psychic” powers help him solve crimes.

Box Of Chocolates

Major still doesn’t want anything to do with Liv, and Liv is falling hard on the Frat Douche brains, going so far as to take her new spy roomie to a frat party/wake.

While Liv is playing frat party detective, Major and Ravi decide to experiment with Utopian, which leads to Liv being called to rescue them from the club after they got totally messed up on Utopium.

Back on the case Clive leads an innocent college girl on a voyage of pain and embarrassment as they investigate if she new she was the ugliest girl at the frat party. Twisted and sad and hit too close too home. I’m pretty sure I helped a girl win that award at a college party years ago.

Clive then finds the only costume rental that matches the murderer, but the two kids they bring in are sweet – even if they are into some kinky stuff.

Meanwhile Blaine decides he wants to get back into the Utopian drug trade, and picks a fight with the cities crime boss – who is literally named Mr. Boss.

Back on the case, Clive cracks this one with old fashioned detective work. The reason he couldn’t find any links between the murdered frat brother and the young man who rented the costume was because there wasn’t one. The connection was between the other kid with the frat brothers same name.

It was all a case of mistaken identity.

Zombie Bro ends with Major rejecting Liv’s request to see him before he takes a hit of Utopium.

I’m giving Zombie Bro an 80/100 as it had a great twist and loved getting to meet “Princess Sparkles”.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Pilot90
12Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?70
13The Exterminator71
14Liv and Let Clive75
15Flight of the Living Dead71
16Virtual Reality Bites76
17Maternity Liv75
18Dead Air66
19Patriot Brains74
110Mr. Berserk77
111 Astroburger72
112Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat73
113Blaine's World80
21Grumpy Old Liv80
22Zombie Bro80
23Real Dead Housewife of Seattle85
24Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues70
25Love & Backetball81
26Max Wager75
27Abra Cadaver85

ZOMBIE SERIES – IZOMBIE , SEASON 2, EPISODE 1, GRUMPY OLD LIV

Grumpy Old Liv is the season premiere and jumps right back in where Season 1 left off. Liv’s mom is pissed that she refused to give blood when her brother life depended on it – but how do you explain to your family that you’re a Zombie who craves brains?

Grumpy Old Liv

Ravi and Liv then end up at a crime scene where an older gentleman has been crushed.

Crushed By His Car Crush

Our victim’s brains then get turned into meatballs, sharing its memories and attitude with Liv.

Brain Meatballs

While Liv struggles with her Zombiehood, Blaine is a human, working as a mortician.

When Clive comes to collect Liv her Grumpy Old Man brains are in control and she’s not in a great mood, but all Clive is interested in is trying to understand what happened to Suzuki and how Major may or may not have been involved. Clive knows something isn’t right, he just doesn’t know what it is.

While questioning a tip line witness we get to see exactly who Liv’s Grumpy Old Man brains are impacting her, and I for won love it.

The witness gives them a bit of info, but things get more interesting when Liv realizes who the mortician about to clean her body is. Liv and Blaine have a heart to heart, and Blaine accuses Liv of liking the thrill of being a “crime solving zombie” before striking on the truth that Liv doesn’t have anymore of the cure that she used on Blaine. Liv begs Blaine for more of the tainted Utopium, but he doesn’t really care until she tells him that the cure may not be permanent, and she needs more Utopium to make more.

With few job options, Major is forced to act as a personal trainer. He doesn’t have any interest in chatting with Liv, but she does have him when she warns him that Clive is suspcious that Major had something to do with all the deaths at Meat Cute in Blaine’s World.

Meanwhile, the source of the Zombie plague is still interested in their next energy drink, Super Max.

Major then has a Zombie moment when he goes to meet his next personal training client – who just happens to be a Zombie.

Clive and Liv then close out there case, figuring out who killed their old man, which turns out horribly sad. A local man killed the old man after he thought the old man had killed his dog. I have to say I totally get it. If you hurt my dogs or cats I’d worry about the consequences later as well.

Grumpy Old Liv ends with Major being pitched by Vaughn Du Clark, the CEO of Max Rager. They both know there are Zombies out there, and Major needs to do something about it.

Worst of all, Major also gets to hear Ravi on the phone, confirming that what Major is experiencing, is real.

This is all overlaid by Major in his new customers house, killing him.

We then get a bomb dropped on us as we realize that Liv’s new roommate is Vaughn Du Clark’s right hand.

Grumpy Old Liv scores an 80/100. It sets the stage for some exciting follow ups, and had some awesome double-entendres splashed about, making this episode Worth Your Time.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Pilot90
12Brother, Can You Spare a Brain?70
13The Exterminator71
14Liv and Let Clive75
15Flight of the Living Dead71
16Virtual Reality Bites76
17Maternity Liv75
18Dead Air66
19Patriot Brains74
110Mr. Berserk77
111 Astroburger72
112Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat73
113Blaine's World80
21Grumpy Old Liv80
22Zombie Bro80
23Real Dead Housewife of Seattle85
24Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues70
25Love & Backetball81
26Max Wager75
27Abra Cadaver85

ZOMBIE MOVIES – Cooties (2014)

Cooties is one of those movies that somehow slipped by me when it came out, and I’m just stunned as I watch it. The cast is full of top notch talent, and the movie has that rare mix of action and humor that is just so hard to find.

Elijah Wood plays Clint, a down on his luck writer who is subbing at his hometown middle school as he tries to finish his next book. Once there he encounters Lucy, played by Alison Pill, who he quickly crushes on. Unfortunately for him, Lucy is dating Wade played Rainn Wilson, who is the gym teacher, and a smuck.

The first 20 minutes set up the story, but its worth the wait. The kids have been infected with tainted nuggets, turning them into crazed (more than normal) little monsters who crave human flesh. I love how the movie opens with Wade completely unaware of what is going down behind him as he shoots hoops.

Playground Snack Attack

When Wade finally turns around, he’s surrounded by hungry kids as the rest of the teachers watch from the lounge.

You Can’t Eat The Teachers

The teachers brief hope when a police cruiser pulls up doesn’t last long. After Wade opens the lounge door, their little safe area is breached and the teachers are forced to make a run for it, fleeing up to the second floor as the hungry child horde chases them.

Wade and Clint then go out, each of them having a slightly different strategy for survival. Wade is an Orc, ready for battle, and he accuses Clint of being a little Hobbit – yes he did.

Sneak Around Like A Little Hobit

While the teachers are struggling, the crossing guard (played by Jorge Garcia) is high as a kite, not sure if he’s hallucinating. How else can you come to turns with kids turning the playground into a bloodbath?

As the small group of surviving teachers comes to terms with what’s happening, the creepy science/sex Ed teacher does an autopsy and comes to the conclusion that only pre pubescent kids are turned into monsters when infected – it’s just the flu for adults and older kids.

From the moment the teachers realize what’s going on, Cooties is non stop action with a ton of one liners thrown in to make you laugh. I had to watch it twice just to make sure I picked up on most of them.

Cooties is everything a good Zombie Comedy should be. There are laughs, but the Zombies are still the focus, and the writers did an awesome job of keeping Cooties fresh and original.

Cooties scored an 89/100 and is Worth Your Time. Elijah Wood may have played the main character, but Rainn Wilson stole the show. Now I get to look forward to Cooties 2 hopefully coming out.

ReviewYearScoreType
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
Dawn Of The Dead1978100Action / Horror / Classics
#Alive2020100Action / Infection
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
Day of the Dead200890Action / Infection
Cooties201489Comedy / Action
The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
Train to Busan Presents: Peninsula 202084Action / Infection
Zombieland: Double Tap201983Comedy / Action
Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
Overlord201879Action / Horror
Infection201979Action / Infection
It Stains The Sands Red201679Action / Infection
Plan Z201678Action / Infection
Dead Rising: Endgame201677Action / Infection
Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
Freaks of Nature201576Comedy / Action
The Dead201076Action / Infection
Here Alone201675Suspense / Infection
Cockneys Vs. Zombies201275Comedy / Action
Shed of the Dead 201974Comedy / Action
Survival Of The Dead200973Action / Horror
State of Emergency201173Action / Infection
Alone202073Action / Infection
Dawning of the Dead201772Action / Infection
Dance of the Dead 200872Comedy / Action
Remains201172Action / Infection
The Rezort201572Action / Infection
The Army of the Dead202171Action / Infection
Daylight's End201671Action / Infection
Witness Infection202171Comedy / Action
Night of the Living Deb201570Comedy / Romance
The Dead 2: India201570Action / Infection
Zombie Hunter201370Action / Infection
For A Few Zombies More201570Action / Infection
Zombie Night201370Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Afterlife201070Action / Infection
Dead Rising: Watchtower 201570Action / Infection
Exit Humanity201169Action / Infection
Bird Box201869Action / Horror / Possession
Blood Quantum201968Action / Infection
Ravenous201768Action / Infection
The Night Eats The World201867Suspense / Infection
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse201567Comedy / Action
How To Kill A Zombie201466Action / Comedy
Cargo201766Suspense / Infection
Trench 11201766Action / Horror
Zombie Town200765Action / Horror
Zoombies201665Awesomely Bad
Zombie Apocalypse201164Action / Infection
Red Spring201763Action / Infection
Resident Evil: Extinction200762Action / Infection
Resident Evil Retribution201261Action / Infection
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter201660Action / Infection
Life After Beth201459Comedy / Action
Diary Of The Dead200758Action / Horror
Revelation Trail201357Action / Horror
My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse201556Comedy / Action
Deadsight201855Suspense / Infection
Anna And The Apocalypse201755Musical / Infection
Bong of the Living Dead201754Action / Infection
The Dead Undead201053Action / Infection
Deadheads201152Comedy / Romance
Day of the Dead: Bloodline201851Action / Infection
Dead Don't Die in Dallas201951Action / Infection / LGBTQ
Disaster L.A.201450Action
Road Wars201550Action / Infection
Within the Woods of Undead County201649Action / Infection
I Am Alone201548Action / Infection
Valentine DayZ201847Action / Infection / Awesomely Bad
Savageland201546Horror / Drama
Infected201945Shorts
Block Z202044Action / Infection
The Dead Don't Die201943Spoof / Drama
Strain 100202042Action / Infection
When the Fever Breaks201941Suspense / Infection
Before Dawn201341Drama / Action
Hostile201740Action / Infection
Zombie Undead201040Action / Infection
Dead Before Down201239Horror / Supernatural
Gangs Of The Dead200638Action / Infection
Zombies201737Action / Infection
American Zombieland202036Comedy / Infection
Another World201435Action / Infection
Dead Trigger201735Action / Infection
Deadlocked202035Action / Infection
Zombie Diaries 2201135Action / Infection
KL24: Zombies201734Action / Infection
Antisocial 2201533Action / Infection
Antisocial201332Action / Infection
Dead 7201631Action / Infection
By Day's End202031Suspense / Infection
Pandemic201630Action / Infection
Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies201729Comedy / Action
Zombie Hood201328Action / Infection
The Dustwalker201927Action / Parasite
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium200526Action / Infection
Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
The Last Hope201724Action / Infection
The Day of the Living Dead201423Drama / Detective
Zombie Road201822Shorts
Zombie Wars200721Action / Infection
Last Rites Of The Dead201920Drama / Thriller
The Mad200719Comedy / Infection
The Living Dead202018Horror / Drama
Zone of the Dead200917Action / Infection
Killer Weekend201816Comedy / Not Zombies
G Zombie202115Drama / Infection
Quarantine L.A.201314Action / Infection
Driven202013Drama / Suspense
The Hive201412Demonic Possession / Horror
The Horde201611Action / Gore
The Last Starship201710Action / Infection
Rise of the Zombie20139Drama / Action
Flu20138Infection / Not Zombies
Red Days20167Action / Infection
The Returned20136Drama / Romance
Apocalypse Nerds20125Comedy / Action
Zombie with a Shotgun20194 Infection / Drama
Soon Enough20183Action / Drama
Range 1520162Comedy / Action
Eyes Of The Dead20151Action / Infection
Pandemic20091Drama / Action
Broadcast Dead 20180Horror / Thriller
Dead End20030Horror / Thriller
Afflicted20130Drama / Infection

ZOMBIE SERIES – THE WALKING DEAD, SEASON 2, EPISODE 13, Beside the Dying Fire

Beside the Dying Fire is the Season 2 season finale and opens with a feasting horde getting distracted by the noise of a helicopter above them.

Hello Copter

Unfortunately for Team Rick, the copter appears to be drawing the ever growing horde towards Hershel’s farm, and a few fences aren’t going to stop them.

Zombies Vs Fences – Zombies Win

Even worse, the next shot is of the horde pivoting when they hear the gunshot that kills Shane, and we then see Rick and Carl walking back to the farm as the horde approaches in the dark.

Carl & Rick Walking Back To The Farm

When we come back from the break Daryl and Glen have just come back into the house and everyone is worried. Shane and Rick haven’t come back yet, and no one appears to even realize that Carl’s not in the house – because Lori’s such a great mom? Come on people, keep track of your kids in the Apocalypse.

It’s not long before everyone realizes what is about to hit them. Rick and Carl hear the horde behind them, and when Daryl comes out onto the front porch he can see what’s bearing down on them in the distance.

The Horde Approaches

Rick and Carl don’t have an easy path to the house, the horde is too large and is between them and safety. Just as Rick and Carl reach the barn, Lori realizes that Carl’s not in the main house with her.

Carl and Rick light the barn on fire to stage an escape while Daryl leads the others on a car ride to try and lead the horde away from the house. The setting the barn on fire strategy seems really questionable as Rick and Carl only escape the 2nd floor because the RV shows up (and the driver gets eaten in the process).

It doesn’t take long for the majority of the survivors to realize they need to flee, even as Hershel is wasting shotgun shells, trying to hold off a horde he could never defeat.

Hershel Wasting Ammunition

People are dying as the survivors are overwhelmed by the horde.

Hershel would have been bitten as well, but Rick is there to save him and force Hershel to realize the farm is lost. The Zombie horde is just too big. Everyone flees, stranding Andrea and Carol. Thankfully Daryll is there to save Carol after he hears her screams.

The farm is lost.

As the sun rises, Glen and Maggie are alone in a vehicle and Glen tells Maggie that he loves her as she breaks down, not knowing if her father and sister are still alive.

The survivors are all split up and dealing with the shock of losing the farm as they slowly regroup right back where everything started, on the highway where they lost Sophia.

As the now much smaller Team Rick drives off we cut over to Andrea, fleeing through the woods, pursued by Zombies as she runs through the trees.

Team Rick is forced to pull over so they can try and organize a resupply mission. As they are planning, Rick is forced to tell the other survivors that they all carry the virus. If you die, you turn. Rick then tells Lori that he was forced to kill Shane after Shane lured him out in the woods to ambush him. Lori, being Lori, reacts with anger, instead of compassion. It has to suck when your husband kills your baby daddy right?

Back in the woods, Andrea is out of ammo and exhausted, and is about to get bit after getting pulled to the ground when we are introduced to another epic character – Michonne.

Michonne

Team Rick is sitting by their fire when they hear something moving in the dark. People are panicking, afraid and unsure, which leads to Rick losing his cool, raging at the other survivors that he killed his best friend to protect them all, so get off his back.

After Rick is finished bringing the survivors back to reality, the camera slowly pans away until we see the Prison in the distance.

The Prison

Beside the Dying Fire was not just the Season 2 finale, but was also an amazingly powerful episode with tons of action, as well as giving us a taste of what is to come in Season 3 to keep us hooked. Beside the Dying Fire scores a 100/100, and is Worth Your Time.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Days Gone Bye100
12Guts100
13Tell It To The Frogs95
14Vatos94
15Wildfire95
16TS-1999
21What Lies Ahead95
22Bloodletting91
23Save The Last One83
24Cherokee Rose94
25Chupacabra97
26Secrets85
27Pretty Much Dead Already100
28Nebraska88
29Triggerfinger76
210Miles Out90
211Judge, Jury, Executioner70
212Better Angels75
213Beside the Dying Fire100

ZOMBIE SERIES – THE WALKING DEAD, SEASON 2, EPISODE 12, Better Angels

Better Angels opens with Rick  eulogizing Dale in a voice over as the team is out in the fields taking their rage out on some Zombies.

Shane’s Shovel Kill

When we come back from the first break Hershel has rethought his decision and Team Rick is moving into the house, which is safer and more defensible.

Carl then does something smart (for a change) and gives the .45 he took from Daryl’s motorcycle to Shane, along with a dose of self blame for Dale’s death.

Back at the house, Maggie invites Glen to put his stuff in her room, but he declines, saying its because of Hershel, but both Maggie and Glen look unhappy about it.

Out in the field Lori approaches Shane, and admits that the baby could be his or Rick’s. Sorry, if you screw around so much there could be multiple baby daddies, that’s not good. Sorry, I guess I’m old fashioned like that.

Who’s The Daddy?

Lori then has an emotional moment with Shane, but why not screw with the unstable dudes head a little bit? Shane then goes back to the house and gives Rick a guilt trip over the prisoner drop versus talking to Carl about Dale’s death. It was effective though. Rick goes to comfort Carl.

Shane uses the distraction to go collect the prisoner and lead him off into the woods all so he can stage a fake jail break and claim the kid stole his gun. The plan works, as Daryl get’s exactly what he wants. Team Rick is now out for blood, not willing to let the kid go, especially if he’s armed.

I do love the fact that Daryl’s not buying what Shane is selling. He can smell the BS from a mile away.

Daryl Not Buying Shane’s BS

Shane eventually loops back to the start of the trail and finds the dual tracks of Shane and the prisoner. Something isn’t quite making sense. The two of them then find the prisoner, or rather, the Zombie Prisoner finds them, and Daryl can tell the kid had his neck broken – and has no bites.

Just about when Daryl is realizing Shane might be up to something really bad, Shane and Rick are walking in the dark, and Shane is telling him to walk in front of him. Rick’s years as a cop are telling him something is off as they walk and talk. He knows that Shane is leading him out to ambush him.

Rick Calling Shane Out

Rick asks Shane why, and Shane tells him the truth, did he really think they were just going to make friends after everything that happened? Rick is such an idiot here. Come on, the guy f*cked your wife, and is willing to kill you to keep doing it. Put a bullet in Shane and be done with it.

Rick finally does something right. After luring Shane into a sense of security by putting his gun down he puts a knife into Shane’s belly. Good for you Rick.

Then things get a little silly, as Carl somehow finds Rick over Shane’s body, just in time for Shane to reanimate and save Rick.

Unfortunately for everyone, the shot rings out through the woods, and we see lots of Zombies turning towards the noise, setting us up for the season finale.

Better Angels scored a 75/100, making it Worth Your Time. The last few minutes are intense and awesome, but the lead up is a little slow, which cost the episode some points.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Days Gone Bye100
12Guts100
13Tell It To The Frogs95
14Vatos94
15Wildfire95
16TS-1999
21What Lies Ahead95
22Bloodletting91
23Save The Last One83
24Cherokee Rose94
25Chupacabra97
26Secrets85
27Pretty Much Dead Already100
28Nebraska88
29Triggerfinger76
210Miles Out90
211Judge, Jury, Executioner70
212Better Angels75
213Beside the Dying Fire100