I thought my sister’s kids were monsters. At least until I saw this kid…
Month: June 2016
Sunday TWD – Here’s Another Fix
I hate this time of year because of the long pause between TWD, here’s a little bit to hold us all over until the mid season break is over…
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Daisy Ridley – Plaid?
Is this a plaid dress? I’m not sure and I don’t care as long as my favorite Jedi is wearing it…
Bad Gun Handling – Black Powder
Respect for firearms means respecting the gunpowder/blackpowder its made from, which means not using an electric vacuum.
Ever…
How The Apocalypse Starts
This is pretty much how it will end. Half the world trying to call their ISP while the zombies are eating the other half of the population.
Warcraft – The Movie
I’m sure a lot of people had high hopes for the movie adaption of “Warcraft”. A lot of them are very sad right now. Warcraft was a horrible mess.
The storyline was slow to pick up and all over the place. I’m sure die hard fans will find a thousand references from the game and be uber excited because they feel like the movie spoke to them.
How many die hard fan boys are there? Based on the disappointing ticket sales so far, I am going to guess not as many as Blizzard and the movie studio would have hoped.
****Spoilers Below****
Okay, so what was so wrong with the movie?
The father son relationship between Callan and his dad, Anduin Lothar was just unbearably scripted. Only son, father desperate to protect him, of course Callan was going to die.
Strange slave girl (Garona) get captured? Let’s just let the queen put herself in harms way to see what will happen – and if this strange green hottie doesn’t appear to be trusting in return, lets have the queen put a knife in her hands and tell her that trust has to be earned.
Which takes us right along to the love story between Garona and Lothar and the perceived betrayal at the end of the movie.
Mix all this up and you have what feels like a movie script that was created by a computer. Put in the names you want and it spits out a script that hits all the major formulaic plot points and who cares if we’ve all seen it done before (and better).
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Daisy Ridley – In Plaid
Does a not attractive picture of Daisy exists?
Bad Gun Handling – Hot Boobs
This was so dangerous, she gets a hot shell casing down her shirt and then starts running with a loaded pistol in her hand – and it looks like she never takes her finger off the trigger (although it is admittedly hard to tell.)
Guns aren’t toys.
Wear the correct clothing for the weather and the situations. This very easily could have turned out very badly for her or one of her friends standing nearby.