SNL Cold Open – The Ingraham Angle

I was just about pissing myself because of how hard I was laughing, then I realized how scary this is, because some people watch Fox News and don’t realize its not real news, just political propaganda.

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Undead Kmiss Day 18 – (SPESXFUN RC Car)

The thing I love about this SPESXFUN RC Car is that it can take a beating, and comes with two battery packs so you can play while the other is charging. It is such a simple thing, but not every RC Car comes packaged with an extra and then you have to shell out more money to get one.

I’ve bought a bunch of RC Cars over the years. Each of my kids has gone through an  RC Car phase, unfortunately for me and them, this SPESXFUN RC Car didn’t exist when my older boys were in their RC Car phase, because this is by far the best value for the money. The car is tough enough to take a beating and fun enough to keep your kids coming back to it for more.

Just remember to take the batteries and charger out of the box and charge them the day before so they can start having fun first thing on Kmiss morning.

DaySurvival GearCategoryEstimated Cost
Undead Kmiss
Day 18
SPESXFUN RC CarHoliday Gifts$46
Undead Kmiss
Day 17
Smart AssHoliday Gifts$20
Undead Kmiss
Day 16
Evo App-Connected Coding RobotHoliday Gifts$100
Undead Kmiss
Day 15
EnacFire E18 Wireless EarbudsHoliday Gifts$46
Undead Kmiss
Day 14
FujiFilm Mini 9 Instant CameraHoliday Gifts$120
Undead Kmiss
Day 13
Nerf N-Force Toy SwordHoliday Gifts$15
Undead Kmiss
Day 12
DEWALT 20V MAX 4-Tool Combo KitHoliday Gifts$249
Undead Kmiss
Day 11
Nintendo SwitchHoliday Gifts$299
Undead Kmiss
Day 10
Milk FrotherHoliday Gifts$38
Undead Kmiss
Day 9
Qwixx – A Fast Family Dice GameHoliday Gifts$17
Undead Kmiss
Day 8
Anki Overdrive KitHoliday Gifts$140
Undead Kmiss
Day 7
Game Of Thrones TankardHoliday Gifts$75
Undead Kmiss
Day 6
Microsoft Surface Laptop 2Holiday Gifts$1600 - $3200
Undead Kmiss
Day 5
Inventor KitHoliday Gifts$150
Undead Kmiss
Day 4
Fire HD 8 TabletHoliday Gifts$80
Undead Kmiss
Day 3
Long Hooded BathrobeHoliday Gifts$55
Undead Kmiss
Day 2
Die Hard Movie CollectionHoliday Gifts$25
Undead Kmiss
Day 1
YETI 64oz RamblerHoliday Gifts$60

“Survival Day 322”

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Balls Of Steel – Big Kitty

I have a house cat.

Sometimes my house cat gets testy or scared. He has scratched me by accident just jumping off my lap (with his claws dug in for traction).

I can only imagine what happens if this Big Kitty gets scared.

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My Team – Benelli Girl

Look at that concentration, I bet she could pick a zombie off over my shoulder without breaking a sweat.

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Team Trump – A Lot Of People In Cuffs

Let Mueller finish his job. He’s already showed incredible results.

Why is Trump so against letting Mueller finish?

It sounds like the actions of a guilty man to me.

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Undead Kmiss Day 17 – (Smart Ass)

Smart Ass is good old family fun. Unlike some other trivia based games which might leave you feeling stupid, Smart Ass is designed to let pretty much everyone play. The questions are designed with increasingly better clues, but at the same time, if you answer wrong you can’t keep answering, so it is always a judgement call to make the guess before everyone else – or wait for the next clue.

I actually bought Smart Ass by accident. My son’s girlfriend told me a different game, but somehow I clicked on this as well and they both arrived – so we gave it a try – and it was one of the best shopping accidents I’ve ever had. We played until 1AM the first night (which also happens to be the same night I drank way to much Basil Haden’s) and even after spending hours playing the only reason we stopped was because some of us are old and couldn’t keep our eyes open any longer.

If you enjoy spending time with your family, Smart Ass is a must have. Buy it as a family present and put it under the tree as a gift to everyone.

  • Play Smart Ass, the game where it’s OK to yell out the answer, even when it’s not your turn
  • Be the first to answer the Who, What, and Where Am I questions, and move closer to being the ultimate Smart Ass
  • A fast-paced party game for 2 – 6 players, ages 12 and up
  • Includes game board, 6 playing pieces and stands, 411 question cards, 2 jumbo dice, and instructions
  • New Edition: All New Questions in 2017
DaySurvival GearCategoryEstimated Cost
Undead Kmiss
Day 17
Smart AssHoliday Gifts$20
Undead Kmiss
Day 16
Evo App-Connected Coding RobotHoliday Gifts$100
Undead Kmiss
Day 15
EnacFire E18 Wireless EarbudsHoliday Gifts$46
Undead Kmiss
Day 14
FujiFilm Mini 9 Instant CameraHoliday Gifts$120
Undead Kmiss
Day 13
Nerf N-Force Toy SwordHoliday Gifts$15
Undead Kmiss
Day 12
DEWALT 20V MAX 4-Tool Combo KitHoliday Gifts$249
Undead Kmiss
Day 11
Nintendo SwitchHoliday Gifts$299
Undead Kmiss
Day 10
Milk FrotherHoliday Gifts$38
Undead Kmiss
Day 9
Qwixx – A Fast Family Dice GameHoliday Gifts$17
Undead Kmiss
Day 8
Anki Overdrive KitHoliday Gifts$140
Undead Kmiss
Day 7
Game Of Thrones TankardHoliday Gifts$75
Undead Kmiss
Day 6
Microsoft Surface Laptop 2Holiday Gifts$1600 - $3200
Undead Kmiss
Day 5
Inventor KitHoliday Gifts$150
Undead Kmiss
Day 4
Fire HD 8 TabletHoliday Gifts$80
Undead Kmiss
Day 3
Long Hooded BathrobeHoliday Gifts$55
Undead Kmiss
Day 2
Die Hard Movie CollectionHoliday Gifts$25
Undead Kmiss
Day 1
YETI 64oz RamblerHoliday Gifts$60

“Survival Day 321”

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Bad For Laughing? – Pre Death Bear Stabs

Clearly I have a strange sense of humor.

And I think I could get at least fourteen.

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My Team – Shotgun Girl

I really like shotguns.

I think they are the perfect weapon. They are versatile and easy to configure for just about any hunting, self defense, or zombie killing task.

So if you can handle a shotgun, you can consider that an invitation to My Team…

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Trump – AG Pick Linked To Scam Company

I voted for this mess. I am at fault. I blame media outlets like Fox News for spewing lies and for Russia for influencing normal working people like myself with their social engineering attacks.

But I am still to blame. I thought Trump was going to be the rich guy who already got his, and was going to help the little guy.

I was so wrong.

Trump is corrupt. Trump does not understand that he serves the office and the people. Trump only cares about money, and Trump.

The Mueller probe has to be allowed to continue. Please call your representatives and tell them that Mueller must be allowed to finish. It is not optional that we get to the bottom of what happened, good or bad.

Save our country, tell your reps that they have to support Mueller.

Appointing a scam artist who is loyal to Trump and not the constitution is wrong, and puts our country one step closer to the end of our great republic.

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Philadelphia Weather

The weather in Philadelphia is so screwing me right now.

I was supposed to board a plane at 4PM  to come home but because of weather delays in Philadelphia, I’m stuck in Pensacola Florida for at least another 3 hours.

If we actually get off the ground around 7PM I might make it home by midnight.

Fingers crossed.

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