Fat Guy – Post Flu Workout

Tuesday morning I felt like the eggs didn’t taste very good, and I actually wondered if I’d gotten to the point where having an egg for breakfast every morning was wearing thin. By lunchtime I was starting to feel the room spinning. By four o’clock I was on a conf call and at the end my boss called me at the end and asked why I’d gotten so quiet. The reason, I was puking in the trash can under my desk.

Wednesday was a nightmare. I didn’t eat anything and was horribly dehydrated because I had to work, and if I drank anything it rapidly escaped on the north or south highways, neither of which help me get work done.

Why all this detail? Because today was the first day I could work out, and I wasn’t able to finish 3 miles because I’m not fully back to normal yet.

SURVIVAL DAY 31 (ELK RIDGE FIXED BLADE MACHETE)

I’ve seen a lot of people accidentally cut themselves with edged tools/weapons. Hands get sweaty and a blade goes flying. Or a hand slips down onto the blade when the wielder hits something that they were expecting to give (and it doesn’t).

What is the critical factor to hold onto your blade and improve safety? It is the D handle on this Elk Ridge Fixed Blade Machete. The guard on this Machete means that your hand isn’t going to free and if you do hit something that makes the blade want to jump out of your hand, that guard gives you a split second to recover and hold on before it goes flying.

When the zombies start swarming you will be glad you have this Elk Ridge Fixed Blade Machete. It is quiet, functional, and you can hide it in plain sight, just put it on the wall next to your gardening tools and no one will ever look twice at it.

  • Affordable for everyone
  • Field tested
  • Made using high quality materials
  • 20.5″ OVERALL MACHETE
  • 3MM BLADE THICKNESS
  • ORANGE & BLACK HANDLE
  • INCLUDES LANYARD & NYLON POUCH

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2020

DaySurvival GearCategoryEstimated Cost
Survival Day 31Elk Ridge Fixed Blade MacheteWeapons$33 X 3 = $100
Total = $3360
Survival Day 30Door Stop AlarmsSecurity$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3260
Survival Day 29SUAOKI Crank Lantern/FlashlightsTechnology$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3230
Survival Day 2836 Inch Wrecking BarTools$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3200
Survival Day 27Stanley Classic Vacuum BottleSurvival Food$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3170
Survival Day 26Watch HatsSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3130
Survival Day 25The Woods White Camouflage Bedding SetBasic Supplies$60
Total = $3100
Survival Day 24Hickory StickWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3040
Survival Day 23Spring Loaded Latch PinsSecurity$10 X 10 = $100
Total = $3000
Survival Day 22Rechargeable 520 Lumen Lithium Ion Waterproof LED SpotlightTechnology$40 X 5 = $200
Total = $2900
Survival Day 21Tire ChainsTools$100
Total = $2700
Survival Day 20Emergency 3600 Calorie Food BarsSurvival Food$10 X 8 = $80
Total = $2600
Survival Day 19Winter Camo Bib OverallSurvival Clothing$60 X 2 = $120
Total = $2520
Survival Day 18Bulk Toilette PaperBasic Supplies$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $2400
Survival Day 17CRKT Provoke Kinematic KnifeWeapons$200
Total = $2200
Survival Day 16Personal 130 dB Emergency Protection AlarmsSecurity$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $2000
Survival Day 15Solar Charger 25000mAh With 4 Solar PanelsTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $1900
Survival Day 14Vehicle Snow ShovelTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $1800
Survival Day 13Nature's First Sea Salt BucketSurvival Food$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $1700
Survival Day 12Travel/Camping Utensils Basic Supplies$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1500
Survival Day 11Carhartt Men's Cold Weather SocksSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $1470
Survival Day 10OUTDOOR EDGE ParaClaw Paracord Survival BraceletWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1370
Survival Day 9Drop Bar Door BracketsSecurity$40 X 10 = $400
Total = $1330
Survival Day 8Kaito KA500 Crank Emergency RadioTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $930
Survival Day 7Mechanics Tool SetTools$70 X 2 = $140
Total = $830
Survival Day 630-Day Emergency Food PailsSurvival Food$90 X 4 = $360
Total = $790
Survival Day 5Trooper Ear Flap Bomber HatSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $430
Survival Day 4Bumper DumperBasic Supplies$120 X 1 = $120
Total = $400
Survival Day 3Smith & Wesson SWHRT9B 9in High Carbon S.S. Fixed Blade KnifeWeapons$20 X 4 = $80
Total = $280
Survival Day 2RUGCEL WINCH 4.8T Heavy Duty Recovery Winch Snatch BlocksTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $200
Survival Day 1Spyderco Tenacious Plain Edge Folding KnifeBasic Supplies$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $100

SURVIVAL DAY 30 (DOOR STOP ALARM)

These Door Stop Alarms are multi purpose. The first, and most important use is to of course provide security when you are anywhere from your house to a hotel. When I was in Stockholm one of the hostels didn’t have locks on the doors. I had a laptop and a camera with me. Guess what got put under my door every night before going to sleep?

Post zombie apocalypse these Door Stop Alarms make perfect sound traps. Carefully place a container (a light one) on the edge of the doorstop. Poke a hole in a gallon jug and let it drip into the container. With a bit of playing with you you’ll find out hos much flow will set off the alarm. It is a perfect way to pull anything from zombies to other survivors away from where you want them to be.

  • Package:3 x Door Stop Alarm: This is an upgrade door stop than others.It is more durable than others with better quality.
  • 3 Sensitivity Levels – Low – Medium – High,with an adjustable sensitivity switch on the side.
  • Very loud shrill that would definitely scare someone away with 120db alarm. Each Weight: 128g
  • You can use it as common door stopper when turn down the ON/OFF switch,hold door in open position.
  • No installation required.Each requires one 9vbattery(Not include).Portable and easy way to add peace of mind when traveling or working alone.

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2020

DaySurvival GearCategoryEstimated Cost
Survival Day 30Door Stop AlarmsSecurity$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3260
Survival Day 29SUAOKI Crank Lantern/FlashlightsTechnology$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3230
Survival Day 2836 Inch Wrecking BarTools$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3200
Survival Day 27Stanley Classic Vacuum BottleSurvival Food$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3170
Survival Day 26Watch HatsSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3130
Survival Day 25The Woods White Camouflage Bedding SetBasic Supplies$60
Total = $3100
Survival Day 24Hickory StickWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3040
Survival Day 23Spring Loaded Latch PinsSecurity$10 X 10 = $100
Total = $3000
Survival Day 22Rechargeable 520 Lumen Lithium Ion Waterproof LED SpotlightTechnology$40 X 5 = $200
Total = $2900
Survival Day 21Tire ChainsTools$100
Total = $2700
Survival Day 20Emergency 3600 Calorie Food BarsSurvival Food$10 X 8 = $80
Total = $2600
Survival Day 19Winter Camo Bib OverallSurvival Clothing$60 X 2 = $120
Total = $2520
Survival Day 18Bulk Toilette PaperBasic Supplies$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $2400
Survival Day 17CRKT Provoke Kinematic KnifeWeapons$200
Total = $2200
Survival Day 16Personal 130 dB Emergency Protection AlarmsSecurity$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $2000
Survival Day 15Solar Charger 25000mAh With 4 Solar PanelsTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $1900
Survival Day 14Vehicle Snow ShovelTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $1800
Survival Day 13Nature's First Sea Salt BucketSurvival Food$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $1700
Survival Day 12Travel/Camping Utensils Basic Supplies$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1500
Survival Day 11Carhartt Men's Cold Weather SocksSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $1470
Survival Day 10OUTDOOR EDGE ParaClaw Paracord Survival BraceletWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1370
Survival Day 9Drop Bar Door BracketsSecurity$40 X 10 = $400
Total = $1330
Survival Day 8Kaito KA500 Crank Emergency RadioTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $930
Survival Day 7Mechanics Tool SetTools$70 X 2 = $140
Total = $830
Survival Day 630-Day Emergency Food PailsSurvival Food$90 X 4 = $360
Total = $790
Survival Day 5Trooper Ear Flap Bomber HatSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $430
Survival Day 4Bumper DumperBasic Supplies$120 X 1 = $120
Total = $400
Survival Day 3Smith & Wesson SWHRT9B 9in High Carbon S.S. Fixed Blade KnifeWeapons$20 X 4 = $80
Total = $280
Survival Day 2RUGCEL WINCH 4.8T Heavy Duty Recovery Winch Snatch BlocksTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $200
Survival Day 1Spyderco Tenacious Plain Edge Folding KnifeBasic Supplies$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $100

My Team – Silence Is Golden

A silencer looks really cool in movies, but in real life it drastically changes the handling of a firearm, as it makes the muzzle heavier, and can pull your aim down if you don’t practice with it.

So if you are going to practice so you can quietly kill zombies without pulling every other undead around you down on our heads, you get a ticket to My Team…

SURVIVAL DAY 29 (SUAOKI CRANK LANTERN)

I love these SUAOKI Crank Lantern/Flashlights for a couple of reasons. The first is that they are cheap enough that I can put one in each of my packs. I have one I save as a bug out bag, another for camping, and another for hunting. I then have two more of these Crank Lanterns at my bolt hole. When the power goes out for good, it is going to be very simple devices like these Lanterns that make the difference between surviving the long dark nights ahead or getting eaten by zombies.

Undead-Earth Survival Gear List 2020

DaySurvival GearCategoryEstimated Cost
Survival Day 29SUAOKI Crank Lantern/FlashlightsTechnology$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3230
Survival Day 2836 Inch Wrecking BarTools$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3200
Survival Day 27Stanley Classic Vacuum BottleSurvival Food$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3170
Survival Day 26Watch HatsSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $3130
Survival Day 25The Woods White Camouflage Bedding SetBasic Supplies$60
Total = $3100
Survival Day 24Hickory StickWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $3040
Survival Day 23Spring Loaded Latch PinsSecurity$10 X 10 = $100
Total = $3000
Survival Day 22Rechargeable 520 Lumen Lithium Ion Waterproof LED SpotlightTechnology$40 X 5 = $200
Total = $2900
Survival Day 21Tire ChainsTools$100
Total = $2700
Survival Day 20Emergency 3600 Calorie Food BarsSurvival Food$10 X 8 = $80
Total = $2600
Survival Day 19Winter Camo Bib OverallSurvival Clothing$60 X 2 = $120
Total = $2520
Survival Day 18Bulk Toilette PaperBasic Supplies$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $2400
Survival Day 17CRKT Provoke Kinematic KnifeWeapons$200
Total = $2200
Survival Day 16Personal 130 dB Emergency Protection AlarmsSecurity$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $2000
Survival Day 15Solar Charger 25000mAh With 4 Solar PanelsTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $1900
Survival Day 14Vehicle Snow ShovelTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $1800
Survival Day 13Nature's First Sea Salt BucketSurvival Food$50 X 4 = $200
Total = $1700
Survival Day 12Travel/Camping Utensils Basic Supplies$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $1500
Survival Day 11Carhartt Men's Cold Weather SocksSurvival Clothing$20 X 5 = $100
Total = $1470
Survival Day 10OUTDOOR EDGE ParaClaw Paracord Survival BraceletWeapons$20 X 2 = $40
Total = $1370
Survival Day 9Drop Bar Door BracketsSecurity$40 X 10 = $400
Total = $1330
Survival Day 8Kaito KA500 Crank Emergency RadioTechnology$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $930
Survival Day 7Mechanics Tool SetTools$70 X 2 = $140
Total = $830
Survival Day 630-Day Emergency Food PailsSurvival Food$90 X 4 = $360
Total = $790
Survival Day 5Trooper Ear Flap Bomber HatSurvival Clothing$15 X 2 = $30
Total = $430
Survival Day 4Bumper DumperBasic Supplies$120 X 1 = $120
Total = $400
Survival Day 3Smith & Wesson SWHRT9B 9in High Carbon S.S. Fixed Blade KnifeWeapons$20 X 4 = $80
Total = $280
Survival Day 2RUGCEL WINCH 4.8T Heavy Duty Recovery Winch Snatch BlocksTools$25 X 4 = $100
Total = $200
Survival Day 1Spyderco Tenacious Plain Edge Folding KnifeBasic Supplies$50 X 2 = $100
Total = $100

Bad Gun Handling – Starter Pistol

In the grand scheme of things this is a minor issue.

The one thing I would have changed was to train her to shoot with a .22LR.

No kick, and fun to shoot all day long.

I know I’m being nit picky but still, if you want to keep a shooter shooting, you need to make sure you don’t hurt their wrist.