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Are Vampires Ruined Now?

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Are Vampires Ruined Now? Did Twilight ruin the Vampire Genre?

I honestly don’t think so. I highly doubt the viewership between Twilight and more violent Vampire movies overlap. How many people are going to sit through Twilight if they like hard Vampires like those in Underworld?

If you are a Vampire can you let know if this has ever happened to you?

Are Vampires Ruined Now

In all honesty, would it be that bad? If you are a Vampire and they are willing to leap into your arms that sounds like it would be helpful. Unless of course you are in it for the hunt. Then you might have to try and scare the hell out of them so they realize your not and “Edward”.

So the final question to Are Vampires Ruined Now comes back to – no. No, I don’t think they are. I can enjoy The Strain while you can enjoy Twilight. Just enjoy whatever you are watching. Don’t be a pain in the ass because someone likes something you don’t, or vice vera.

If you did like Twilight I would also recommend The Vampire Academy. I mean, if you are into that kind of thing. I wouldn’t know.

Just be good to each other.

Spearmint – Yeah SpearMint

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Spearmint. Oh, you meant Spear – pause – Mint. Quality humor there!

Consider this my official review of Cyanide and Happiness. Yes, there cartoons are sometimes dark. But the dark is always mixed with some fun.

Spearmint

If you enjoyed the cartoon and have a bit of a dark sense of humor I highly suggest getting the Cyanide and Happiness Joking Hazard Card Game as well! Or you can just buy someone the empty Joking Hazard Box if you want to hurt someone. For real though, I guess the empty box is to store cards but it seems like a really cruel joke if you buy it for someone and give it to them empty. Don’t do that!

In any case, I hope the Spearmint cartoon inspires you to go read some more Cyanide and Happiness cartoons and enjoy all the good humor they provide.

If you are looking for an actual spear and ended up here by accident I’d recommend reading up on this awesome Cycle Spear.

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