Month: September 2013
Man on Fire (2004)
Man On Fire (5 Out of 5 Graves)
This is one of my favorite go to movies.
Denzel Washington play an alcoholic ex-soldier for hire looking for work in the tough streets of mexico as a domestic body guard. He’s hardened and drinks to dull the pain of memories that only get revealed in flashes of gunfire in his nightmares.
He’s hired by the questionable head of the Ramos family to protect his wife and daughter, and things rapidly spin out of control as soon as he is hired. Mr. Ramos has orchestrated a plan that goes south as soon as it begins, setting up Denzel’s John Creasy to go on a killing rampage as he attempts to get revenge for the loss of the only thing that’s made him feel in a very long time.
Man On Fire is a touching and powerful movie.
Gun Nut Or Sane?
I really struggle with what my response is sometimes.
On one hand I really like to go to the range and shoot. But on the other I see some people at gun shows and at gun stores I wouldn’t let babysit a pet hamster.
I guess the bottom line for me is that in a perfect world were everyone was rational I wouldn’t have a problem with these bump fire technologies, but unfortunately we live in a world that is less than perfect.
I don’t really see a reason any normal person would need the “automatic like” fire power that bump fire or belt fed weapons would provide. If you really want/need this type of firepower go get a class 3 license and buy a machine gun.
I like to shoot, and consider myself very pro gun. I just don’t get how restricting something like this would take away anyone’s rights.
Good Morning
Its the first cold morning so far!
I’m so psyched. I actually had to put sweat pants on it was so chilly.
I’m ready for the snow, bring it on.
Crazy Wannabe Cannibal Pleads Guilty
A crazed Massachusetts man has been arrested and pleads guilty to child pornography charges after his online chats alerted authorities to his planned activities.
Geoffrey Portway, 40, was apparently into some pretty weird and disgusting stuff. On top of trading child porn online he liked to watch children being cooked and prepped as food. This turned into a plan on his part to kidnap kids, torture and abuse them, and ultimately murder and consume them.
Crazy enough that there is one sicko like this out there, but online he found at least two more “friends” who were into the same things. These two have also been arrested. One of them was apparently associated with a church where he was a puppeteer.
Besides the stuff they found on his computer the man appeared to be ready to go through with his plans. He had a cage in his basement, tons of bondage gear, and the thing that totally disgusted me, a castration tool used on farms along with a bag of the rubber bands the “gun” uses.
I hope they throw the book at these guys, and I do think that more sever punishments should be an option.
Spearmint – Yeah SpearMint
Spearmint. Oh, you meant Spear – pause – Mint. Quality humor there!
Consider this my official review of Cyanide and Happiness. Yes, there cartoons are sometimes dark. But the dark is always mixed with some fun.
If you enjoyed the cartoon and have a bit of a dark sense of humor I highly suggest getting the Cyanide and Happiness Joking Hazard Card Game as well! Or you can just buy someone the empty Joking Hazard Box if you want to hurt someone. For real though, I guess the empty box is to store cards but it seems like a really cruel joke if you buy it for someone and give it to them empty. Don’t do that!
In any case, I hope the Spearmint cartoon inspires you to go read some more Cyanide and Happiness cartoons and enjoy all the good humor they provide.
If you are looking for an actual spear and ended up here by accident I’d recommend reading up on this awesome Cycle Spear.
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