Officer: So why did you steal the semi truck from the nice man who was giving you a ride?

Jerimiah: The zombies caught up to us and I had to shake them loose.

Officer: Hmmm, you been drinking son?

Jerimiah: No, I’m telling you, we need to run, there are zombies coming!

I wish I was making it up.  But poor Jerimiah Clyde Hartline, 19, was arrested after stealing an 18-wheeler while the driver was filling out some inspection papers and plowing it into several other cars.  What makes it worse was that the truck driver had been giving the kid a ride, and when he turns around and leaves the truck for a minute Jerimiah starts having acute zombie fears.

Of course, this is only funny right up until the moment the kid plows into you screaming zombies, and while the state police are hand cuffing him, the horde shambles down the street.  🙂

I love Glenn’s reply, “I mean, he’s indestructible, he rides a motorcycle, he can be dirty as hell and all the girls would still want him.”

Daryl is kick ass…
I love this

I think the best protection from people putting their hands on things you don’t want them to is put those things out of sight. If you can’t see it, you are not going to be tempted to touch it or try and steal it.

That’s where the Stack On IWC -55 in wall safe comes into play. The reality is that it isn’t so much a safe as it is a locking cabinet. This works really for me, I like the fact that this in wall “safe” can be put pretty much anywhere.

Remember not to put it on an exterior wall, you don’t want to create a gap in your houses insulation and make a cold zone.  Not good for your guns and not good for your house.  You will also want to put a cross base along the bottom when you install it and use your own deck screws. The heads of the ones that came with the unit are made out of butter.

My other major point would be that if you are looking for a heavy duty safe, or a fire safe, this isn’t for you. It’s not going to stand up to someone really trying to get into it, and its not going to protect anything from a fire.

It’s primary benefit is that it can be easily concealed in a wall and takes up zero space because of it.

AMC on The Walking Dead season finale:

Am I the only one who hears Andrew Lincoln (Rick Grimes) talk and go WTF? I’d love to know how long it took him to learn to lose the English accent for the character.

But in all seriousness, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near New York. The population density is too high. You are either going to have a crap load of walkers coming after your, or a lot of competition for whatever supplies are left from other survivors.

Either way, you are screwed.

 

So today was the first day we got to use our new shotguns at the range.

I have to say it was the most fun I’ve had in a while.

I’ll start with the Remington 870 Express. The gun shoots like a dream. It was quick and easy to get the right feel and strips down very easily. Clearly fifty years of manufacturing the weapon has given Remington some experience in how to build a shotgun. I am looking forward to shooting it again real soon.

On to the Stoeger stf3000 .410 my son was shooting.
He fired fifty rounds through it without a hitch, and had a ball doing it. We lost count somewhere, but he hit somewhere around 41 or 42 of the 50 clays. It took him a few shot to get a feel for it and then he was pretty much hitting every target.

 

So, after blowing throw a whole case of clays we had an awesome day. I actually wished I brought two cases, but I guess that is what tomorrow is for.

In terms of the Steoger, the safety (which throws itself every time you open the gun) was a bit stiff to start but loosened up a little over the course of the day. I have to say it is also a heavy weapon. It easily ways as much if not more than my Remington 870. It is an attractively made weapon, and functioned well, but if your kid (or petite wife) isn’t at least a hundred pounds it might be a bit too heavy for a full day of fun.

The show was interesting.

It was the first gun show I’d been to in PA and I was expecting a few different things.

I was expecting a lot more used inventory and a bit more selection. I’d say the show caters more to “home defense” weapons versus target or hunting shooters.

I only found one of the things on my list, and found a substitution for another. I’ll let you know how they shoot after we go to the range tomorrow.

1.) Remington 870

 

What I wanted was a used 870 at a bargain price with the synthetic black stock.  What I got instead was a very well priced new 870 and I am going to need to modify it myself with about $80 bucks of replacement parts. (I hate the fake plastic wood so I am going to get some black replacement parts)  Can’t wait to shoot it tomorrow. ***Correction – it actually is real wood and looks quite nice. The one at the shop must have had lamination applied to it or maybe it was plastic? – but when I assembled my 870 this morning it is quite aesthetically pleasing. Don’t think I’m going to change a thing. End Correction***

2.) I was hoping to get a single shot Rossi youth 410 shotgun.  What I got instead was a Stoeger STF 3000 over and under.  It is a lot nicer gun, but was well over what I wanted to pay.  Still, my boy was really happy.  Can’t wait to see him blow some clays out of the air tomorrow.

So overall the show was a little disappointing, but still interesting.

 

The dude does have arms, he pulls them back for the pics. I hope he was charging $10 bucks per picture.

 

Just twenty four hours to go until the show opens.

I’m sure I’ll see tons of fellow zombie hunters there.

This is what is on my shopping list, we’ll see how I do when I get back:

1.) 870 Express Super Magnum Synthetic 12 Gauge – New at $370, looking for a strike price at around $190 to 230.  I’ve seen them as low at $180 online but with shipping extra.

2.) Rossi Single Shot Youth Shotgun in 410 (need to teach the little guy how to kill zombies too) New at $160, looking for a used price around $100.

3.) Beretta U22 Neos .22LR Pistol.  New at $280, looking for a price around $180 to $200.

4.) Taurus 709 9mm.  New at $373, I’d pick one up if it was in the $250 range but that is aggressive.  But its a Taurus, so I don’t want to pay top dollar.

5.) Taurus Model 66 in .357.  New at $375, I’d pick one up again at the $250 range.

I’ll let you know how I did when I get back and review the weapons after I get back from the range.

Wish me luck.

Holy crap, is this true?