ZOMBIE MOVIES – Army of Thieves (2021)

If you are going to watch Army of Thieves (the prequel to Army of the Dead) and are expecting more than a passing few seconds with Zombies, you are going to be disappointed.

Army of Thieves

There is a brief bit about the Zombie outbreak on the news, and another short scene where Dieter is having a nightmare, but other than that, this is really a heist movie.

If I were grading on a heist movie scale this would be a 90/100, but I’m ranking this on the Zombie Movie Scale – becaues its the prequel to a goddamn f*cking Zombie Movie!

As that it gets a 20/100, and 19 of those points are because I like Dieter.

If you are looking for a Zombie flick, this isn’t it.

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