Resident Evil: Season 1, Episode 7

Resident Evil Parasite open with Albert Wesker talking to one of his clones while we see flashbacks of their origin story. There used to be a lot of clones, each of whom seemed to embody some aspect of a whole persons skills and personality. As the segment ends we see the bad and violent clone escape while his brothers are captured by Evelyn Marcus.

Resident Evil Parasite
Resident Evil

We then cut back to Jade as she realizes that her sister set her up by putting a tracker in her infected specimen.

Evelyn then questions Albert. She knows he killed the reporter, she just doesn’t know why. While Albert’s getting questioned, we see his clone beginning his escape plan. This of course leads him to young Jade and Billie. This clone doesn’t pass well though. Jade and Billie immediately figure out something is wrong. When they challenge him he admits he’s not Albert, he’s Bert. He then reveals they are all clones.

The girls try to leave but get interrupted by an Umbrella tactical team. Bert puts up a good fight, but there are just too many henchmen. We then get to see Evelyn turn the girls against Albert. She shows them how their blood is what keeps Albert alive.

Back in the current timeline Jade and Billie reunite once again. Billie shows that she is really the mastermind behind everything. Evelyn is quite literally under her complete control. Billie thinks she has Jade under her thumb, at least until a horde comes over the hill.

The episode ends with young Jade and Billie holding hands before the screen goes black.

Scoring

Parasite suffers from the same issues as so many other episodes of Resident Evil. There are too many threads, most of them based on back stabbing plots and not enough on how they are surviving the virus which has destroyed the world.

Instead we get way too much detail on Albert and his clones. We also get bits of the young Jade and Billie as we jump between the back story and the here and now. It is just too much and doesn’t allow the viewer to enjoy a coherent story.

The last eight to nine minutes of Resident Evil Parasite were awesome. If only the full episode could have had that many zombies and that much energy.

Which is why Parasite is earning itself a Just Bad 20/100.

If you need your Resident Evil fix, I’d go back to the classics.

SeasonEpisodeEpisode NameScore
11Welcome to New Raccoon City80
12The Devil You Know45
13The Light77
14The Turn60
15Home Movies1
16Someone’s Little Girl25
17Parasite20
18Revelations50

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Army of Thieves (2021)

If you are going to watch Army of Thieves (the prequel to Army of the Dead) and are expecting more than a passing few seconds with Zombies, you are going to be disappointed.

Army of Thieves
Army of Thieves

There is a brief bit about the Zombie outbreak on the news, and another short scene where Dieter is having a nightmare, but other than that, this is really a heist movie.

Army of Thieves Scoring

If I were grading on a heist movie scale this would be a 90/100, but I’m ranking this on the Zombie Movie Scale – because this is the prequel to a goddamn f*cking Zombie Movie!

Yes I am mad. I was hoping for a Zombie Movie with a heist in it. What I got was a Heist Movie that barely mentions the zombies. Army of Thieves earns itself a 20/100, making it Just Bad. It gets 1 point as a Zombie Movie. The other 19 points were all awarded because I like Dieter.

If you are looking for a Zombie flick, this isn’t it. If you need a fix I’d go watch Train to Busan to scratch that itch.

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#Alive2020100Action / Infection
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Night Of The Living Dead1968100Action / Horror / Classics
World War Z2013100Action / Infection
28 Days Later2002100Action / Infection
Train To Busan2016100Action / Infection
Zombieland2010100Comedy / Action
Flesh And Blood201899Shorts
Serenity200599Action / Sci-Fi
The Girl With All The Gifts201695Action / Infection
Land Of The Dead200594Action / Horror
Resident Evil: Apocalypse200493Action / Infection
Resident Evil200292Action / Infection
Rampant201891Action / Infection / Mid Evil
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The Return of the Living Dead198585Comedy / Action
Night of the Comet198485Comedy / Action
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Fido200682Comedy / Action
Shaun Of The Dead200481Comedy / Action
Zombie197980Action / Horror
The Evil Dead198180Classic / Action
I Am Legend (2007)200780Action / Infection
28 Weeks Later200780Action / Infection
Infection201979Action / Infection
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Overlord201879Action / Horror
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Day of the Dead198577Action / Horror / Classics
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Dead County202165Drama / Horror
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Quarantine 2201164Action / Infection
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Anger Of The Dead201525Action / Infection
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